The city council held a press conference today in which they denied the existence of the color blue. The press core disagreed and began a heated debate with the city council. When asked what color of the sky was they said void. Un deterred they then pointed to the blue shirt of a press core member was pointed to she was slowly swallowed by the stone floor of the press conference chamber. That mayor Pamela Winchell approved for construction last week. In the interest of fairness a randomly selected male member of the press core was also consumed by the floor below him. We are sorry to announce that this person was our very own intern Margo. He was a good intern and he will be hard to replace. To the family and friends of intern Margo. We may or may, not miss him. My supervisor Daniel has just handed me a card and walked out of the room, it seems to be written in French and it reads:

Nous mourrons tous aux mains des nuages ! Tous les nuages sont mauvais ! Ils sont pas l'eau ni lumière ou la poussière. Ils sont mauvais. Ne les vois pas!

Wow, um this is rater bazar According to google translate this roughly means:

We will all die at the hands of clouds! All the clouds are evil! They are not water nor are they light or dust. They are evil. Do not see them.

Thank you strex corp for that helpful bulletin. I must now go listeners because someone I know just got off work. someone I know very well. stay tuned next for the sound of a moose being repeatedly smacked against a black board.