Hiya folks! Sup? So this is the last individual person interview thingy, then we have a season finale.
Oh, I posted pictures for some of my other stories on my profile, go check 'em out!
Disclaimer: Instead of just telling you I don't own SWAC, I'm going to sing it! What do you think of that, Chad?
Chad: NOOOOOOO!
Me: I'm glad you approve. *starts singing* My name is TedddyyyyyLuverrrr and I don't oooooowwnnnn Sonnnnnnny with a Chaaaaaaaaaance.
Chad: My... poor... ears...
Me: Shut up Goldfarb.
Selena: Hello ladies and germs, and welcome to StarStruck with Selena Gomez!
*audience cheers*
Selena: Last time we had Portlyn from MacKenzie Falls on the show. Tonight we have another actor who occasionally guest-stars on MacKenzie Falls, but whose full-time profession is breaking hearts. Please welcome, Hollywood's trademark bad boy, James Conroy!
*James sits down*
Selena: How are you doing tonight James?
James: I'm good.
Selena: That's great. And before we start with the questions, let me just say that I have no control over what these fans say or do not say about you. Okay?
James: Now I'm worried.
Selena: You should be. Our first questions are from .Wonderland: "Who are you interested in now?"
James: Well, I have a very pretty lady sitting right in front of me... *winks*
Selena: Back off, Conroy, I'm not interested. Next question: "Do you and Chad still keep in touch?"
James: For some reason he doesn't want anything do with me after I took Sonny out on that date.
Selena: Sounds like someone was a little jealous. ;) Now we have a question from Adrianne: "What do you honestly think of Sonny?"
James: Eh, I mean she's hot and all, but Sonny's not really my type. Too... happy.
Selena: It's gonna take all my patience not to punch the living daylights out of you tonight, isn't it Conroy?
James: Uh... *looks scared* ...sorry?
Selena: Hmph. Next questions are from JustAtrueStorY23: "Are you jealous of Chad dating Sonny?"
James: Nah, he can have her. They look good together anyways.
Selena: *mutters under breath* Player. "Is it fun to tuck and roll?"
James: Oh yeah! It's the best part of playing a bank robber.
Selena: Now we have a question from RaNdOm GiRl 2014: "Do you like Sonny? Do you still like Tawni?"
James: I'm not interested in Sonny anymore, but Tawni... eh, never mind. She wouldn't take me back anyways.
Selena: Maybe if you stopped being such a jerk... nah, probably not even then. Next question, from watermoon12: "Why are you such a player?"
James: I don't really know, it's just kinda my rep I guess. I don't really know how to be anything else...
Selena: *awkward silence* Um, okay, next questions are from littletrickster: "Why did you dump Sonny for Tawni?"
James: Like I said, Sonny isn't really my type. Plus, Tawni is really cute.
Selena: Second question: "Do you like Portlyn?"
James: You mean that chick from MacKenzie Falls? She's hot, but I don't think I'd date her.
Selena: Player. Next questions are from eromdaer451QI. This person is trying to make you look good, so answer honestly. "Why are you a jerk?"
James: I told you, it's my reputation. I have to be a jerk.
Selena: No, you don't. "Do you think you'll ever actually like someone for more than the hour your dating?"
James: There have been a few girls... only one, actually...
Selena: Ooh, who?
James: N-no one...
Selena: Aw, is the bad boy a wittle embarrassed?
James: Next question!
Selena: Oh, fine. "Do you think that you're a player because you have trust issues of being rejected perhaps linking to your past?"
James: No, I'm a player because I don't really know how to be anything else. My rep just kind of grew and now this is what I'm stuck with.
Selena: "Do you believe in true love?"
James: Um... I don't really know... I used to not, but now I'm kind of confused.
Selena: Okay... SonnyChadFan asks: "How did you meet Tawni when you two used to date?"
James: Oh, I met her at a movie premiere.
Selena: Okay... ooh, lookie, there's a question for me! Yay! "Do you think James is cute or hot? Would you go out with him?" EWW, NO WAY.
James: *sarcastically* Oh, gee, thanks, I'm flattered.
Selena: Well, it's the truth. li'miss sunshine asks: "Have you ever fallen in love with somebody?"
James: I don't really know...
Selena: That's not a good answer. "Who was your first girlfriend?"
James: Oh, this girl named Ashley back in sixth grade.
Selena: You had a girlfriend in sixth grade?! Geez louise, player much? "What makes you tick?"
James: What does that mean?
Selena: IDK... it could mean what makes you operate, which is an odd question. Or it could mean "What's your pet peeve?"
James: Well, I hate it, hate it, hate it when people bite their lip when they're nervous. It drives me INSANE.
Selena: *bites lip*
James: STOP IT!
Selena: Ha ha ha, I could use this to my advantage. Okay, next question is from ChannyLuver1996: "Why are you such a jerk to everyone you meet?"
James: I'm not a jerk to everyone I meet! Why does everyone think I'm a jerk?
Selena: Cuz you are a jerk.
James: No, I'm not! I'm just a player who breaks the hearts of innocent girls.
Selena: *raises eyebrow*
James: Fine, I'm a jerk.
Selena: Thank you. Our last questions are from Lavender56: "Did you actually like Sonny or Tawni? Or did you just need a date?"
James: Well, I thought Sonny was cute at first. I mean, she still is cute, she's just not my type. And Tawni well... she's just Tawni.
Selena: What's that supposed to mean?
James: What's the next question?
Selena: Stop answering my questions with questions! Geez! Okay: "Who would you go on a date with if you had to: Sonny or Tawni?"
James: Tawni, like I said, Sonny's not my type. Wow, these questions are repetitive.
Selena: Well it's not my fault that you're so boring people only ask one or two questions about you.
James: I'm not boring!
Selena: Whatever. "Do you hate Chad?"
James: No, I was a little pissed at him for crashing my date, but I don't hate him.
Selena: "How many times have you guest-starred on MacKenzie Falls?"
James: Uh, four times I think.
Selena: Were you a bank robber every time?
James: No, once I robbed a jewelry store.
Selena: Wow. Okay, that's all the questions we have for today! Give it up for James Conroy!
*audience applauds*
Selena: Don't forget to tune in next week, for the season finale of StarStruck with Selena Gomez. We will have all of our favorite Condor Studios stars with us! Please send in your questions for them. Catch you next time, on StarStruck with Selena Gomez!
Well, that was pretty short, but the next one will make up for it hopefully. So, the people who will be here next time are:
SONNY, CHAD, TAWNI, NICO, GRADY, ZORA, AND PORTLYN.
Sorry, no James. :P But, honestly, he's not very interesting anyways. I didn't get very many questions for him.
Just FYI, the next episode takes place exactly two weeks after Chad asked Sonny out on the show. In case you had any Channy questions.
Peace out, suckas!
