A/N: LOL I just want you guys to know, that you really crack me up. In the last chapter about half of you were all 'so…where's the sex tape…' I think most of you stopped paying attention to the rest of the chapter after I mentioned sex tape. So because of the several 'so…where's the sex tape' I decided to write this. It is dirty…and kinky, and definitely not something I usually write but hey what the hell, why not live a little. So that being said, I will get back to family stuff in the NEXT chapter. Anyway, enjoy.
"Abbie, can you please explain to me why we're doing this again." Olivia mutters as she and her attorney counterpart wait patiently in the ascending elevator.
Abbie huffs and folds her arms. "I alright told you, I wanna see if I can find my damn DVD that Casey has practically stolen. I want it back.'
Olivia rolls her eyes and is the first to step off of the elevator. "I can't believe I'm spending my day off with you…doing this. You said we were gonna get ice cream, this is NOT ice cream Abigail…why am I even doing this again?"
"Because you love me." Abbie replies as if it's the most obvious thing in the world, earning a heavy sigh from the detective.
The two meander down the hall until they come to a stop in front of a familiar door where Abbie starts digging in her pocket for something.
"Isn't this considered breaking and entering…I'm a cop you know." Olivia mutters, still wondering why she even agreed to this.
"It's not breaking and entering if my best friend has me a key and I am and I quote 'welcome any time'. Plus, I think I'm an emergency contact too…or whatever…" Abbie trails off as she gets the door open. "You're going in first so I know that you don't turn around and run away on me. Now march soldier!" she concludes, at which Olivia narrows her eyes and proceeds into the apartment.
The two stand stationary in the middle of the living room as they contemplate on where to begin there search. Abbie's face screws up into concentration as she voices her question. "If you stole one of my DVD's where would you put it…?"
"Abbie, I really don't even know…" the shorter woman replies irritably.
"…well think!"
"I don't know Abbie!"
"What do you mean 'you don't know'?! You're a detective! So do your thing and…detect!"
Olivia's eyes narrow to thin slits once more and she folds her arms in defiance. "This was your idea. I'm not going to use my detective skills to help you when me just being here is more than enough. You take the lead."
Abbie matches Olivia's glare and mutters something incoherent before she storms off towards the direction of the bedroom. Once she gets there it takes her a total of a second to realize that she wasn't followed. "Benson! Bring your ass!" she shouts, only to receive a hard shove moments later than nearly knocks her down. "Oh so now you have jokes, just get to looking."
The two carefully begin to search every aspect of the bedroom. Under normal circumstances this could be considered a total invasion of privacy, but to Abbie, these are totally different circumstances…she wants her shit back.
"Holy shit! How many shoes does Cabot own! It's like a freaking department store in here!" Abbie calls out, astonished by the number of shoes owned by her ADA comrade. "Oh my gosh Liv look!"
Olivia stops what she's doing and turns towards the closet only to find Abbie standing in the doorway holding one of Alex's firmly pressed suits. She sighs heavily and shakes her head. "What are you doing?"
"Do you know what this is?! It's one of the power suits! It's like walking into the Bat cave and finding Batman's suit! This thing is historic!"
"You are so stupid…she is going to kill you when she finds out that you went through her closet…right after the ass kicking you'll get from Casey."
Abbie snorts and pokes her head out of the closet once more. "Casey? Kick my ass? Please, I'd love to see her try. Now keep looking, I want my movie back. Look under the bed."
Olivia narrows her eyes and gives the taller woman an inquisitive look. "Why the hell would you movie be under the-"
"Will you just look! Jeez, the sooner we find it, the sooner you'll be happy, and the sooner I can go through more of Alex's stuff." Abbie says tersely, one again disappearing back into the closet she's now deemed her favorite room in her friends' apartment.
The detective scowls and begins mutter angrily to herself as she squats down on her hands and knees to begin searching for any signs of a movie under the bed. Scowling into the darkness, she has to say that she's not really surprised that she doesn't run into any dust bunnies, what with the neat freak Alex is. She reaches out blindly in search of the desired item only for her fingers to connect with something cold and thin that feels like a disc.
Silently hoping this is what she's looking for, Olivia struggles for a moment to grasp the disc before she carefully grabs a hold to it between two of her fingers. She retracts her arm from underneath the bed, only to look down and see that the disc is in fact blank. 'Damn'.
"Did you find it?" Abbie calls out from the closet, thoroughly suspicious if Olivia has left or not.
"No, nothing. I just found this blank disc under the bed though." Liv calls back standing up examining the disc even more.
Abbie emerges from the closet and motions her head towards the foreign object. "What's that?"
"I just told you, it's just a blank disc, not the one you're looking for. There's probably nothing on it." the detective shrugs nonchalantly.
"I wanna know what's on it…let's put it in!" Abbie quips reaching for the disc.
Olivia frowns and shakes her head. "Are you crazy? No! We don't know what's on this thing, and there really isn't a point to watch it anyway. If anything it's probably just some random ass movie one of them has burned from some unknown reason."
Abbie sighs exasperatedly at this. "C'mon Liv, it's just a disc, it's blank, the least we can do is see why it doesn't have a label on it. C'moooon."
"Abbie no."
There is no movement for a moment before Abbie charges Olivia and begins trying to wrestle the disc away from her. The scuffle in turn has both brunettes rolling on the floor trying to gain the upper hand. After probably about five minutes of arguing and wrestling on the floor, the attorney comes out on top, straddling the detective's waist and pinning both of her hands over her head with one hand, while the other triumphantly clutches the disc.
"Ha! Seriously Liv, you need to up the ante. You're a big bad detective and you got pinned by a lil ol' prosecutor." Abbie teases, laughing when she hears a growl of anger from the woman below her. "Awwww is the kitty upset?"
"…you're an ass, Carmichael, you know that? You're an ass, and I hate you. Now get off, you're making me uncomfortable."
"You know you've pictured this at some point, don't lie." Abbie teases again, before standing to her feet. "Now c'mon, let's see what's on this disc!" she concludes before sprinting to the living room.
"Abbie, this is so ridiculous…." Olivia grumbles as Abbie plops down next to her on the couch after having put the disc in the player. "What if it's like…some weird saw video that is designed to kill us?"
Abbie blinks in confusion and turns to Olivia with a blank expression. "Really…" she deadpans, earning a shrug. "Great well we'll die together then, now shut up and watch. I wanna see what this is."
The two sit patiently staring at the television screen after having pressed play on the remote. Nothing is said, as they patiently wait for their fate from what ever the hell it is on that disk.
The screen is blank, and Olivia takes this as her incentive to start talking. "Abbie, this is stupid nothing is ha-HOLY SHIT! ABBIE, TURN THIS OFF!" the detective gasps upon seeing Alex appear first on screen in the bedroom. It isn't so much seeing the attorney that has frightened her but more like what she's wearing.
Abbie sits wide eyed and her mouth drops open as she realizes what she and Liv have found on the blank disc. "Holy shit, it's their sex tape!"
"Abigail, no, I swear to god, we are not watching this! No! Oh my god, we have girlfriend's for fucks sake, I refuse to watch this!"
"Oh Liv, don't get your panties in a bunch, I mean, we know Casey and Alex right? How kinky do you think they could possibly get?"
Flashback; The Night of the Tape
Alex smiles to herself as she stands stationary once again in her knee high leather boots, fishnet leggings, a tight black mini skirt than can hardly be classified as a skirt at all, and a tight blank tank top that if one looks a certain way, can leave very little to the imagination. Her hair is pulled back into a high ponytail, and her make up is done right below the point to where it would be over done.
"You have a lovely apartment Counselor," she says smirking at Casey who has appeared behind her. "And for a moment there, I was beginning to wonder if you could afford a girl like me. I'm glad to see that I was wrong."
Casey returns the smirk and gently strokes her hand down the length of the blonde's arm. "I'm pretty sure all us attorneys are full of surprises. You know, now that I think about it, I could very well lose my job over this."
"Having second thoughts? That'd be a real shame too." Alex pouts slightly before leaning in close to Casey's ear. "Because assistant district attorneys are definitely one of my turn ons." She whispers huskily before she flicks her tongue out against the woman's ear, enjoying the small moan she gets in response.
Casey tries and fails miserably to hide the shiver that travels through her spine upon feeling Alex's breath hot against her ear. She was already turned on just by seeing the blonde's choice of out fit, but now, the banter has escalated to a whole new level.
"Are we just going to stand here and chat? Or are we going to get down to business?" Alex questions, raising a perfectly sculpted eyebrow. She smirks again when Casey takes her hand and leads her to the bedroom, where she has to pretend that she's never been before.
"So, normally for my clients, I wouldn't be this generous, but I'm feeling like a giver tonight." The blonde states grinning as she playfully plays with the buttons on Casey's shirt. "So, I'll just charge you for an incall, and we can do whatever it is you fancy. Which brings me, to, what do you fancy Counselor?"
"What ever it is you special in." Casey replies, matching Alex's playful banter with one of her own.
"You're cute, I like cute girls." Alex purrs before taking the redhead's lips in her own. This kiss doesn't say chaste for long as their lips begin gain to move frantically against each other. Just as the kiss is getting good and heated, she pulls away, still toying with the buttons on her lover's shirt. "You stand there, while I give you something to ogle at."
Casey cocks her head in slight confusion as she opens her mouth to say something, only for it to snap shut when she realizes what Alex is doing. She feels her throat go try when she sees the blonde giving her the slowest striptease in the history of stripteases that leaves her standing in only a garter belt and a tight lace thong. Casey actually then begins to feel her mouth water a bit as she sits down on the bed.
"Like what you see?" Alex questions, straddling the redhead. She grabs Casey's hands in her own before placing them both on her breast. "I bet you'll like what you'll feel even better."
"I bet I will." Casey responds, leaning down and taking one of the blonde's nipples into her mouth. She alternates between suckling and nibbling as she feels Alex finally complete the task of unbutton her shirt and she feels the article being slid off her shoulders.
Some how, in the midst of their heated kiss, the two had gravitated towards the top of the bed, somehow losing their remaining articles of clothing in the process. Casey lets her hand travel southward, aiming for a spot between Alex's legs when she feels her wrist being grasped firmly.
"Ah-ah…not yet. Tell me Counselor, do you have a scarf anywhere?" Alex questions, smirking when she receives the sudden look of confusion on her lover's face. Her smirk widens as she nods her head towards the nightstand in which Casey cautiously reaches over and grasps a silk purple scarf that she has no memory of placing there.
Handing Alex the scarf, Casey lies back against the pillows as instructed. Her breath hitches in her throat when she feels the soft silk wrap around one of her wrists, be looped through the headboard, and tied on the other side. Testing the spontaneous restraint, she finds that her hands are now totally immobile and useless.
"I've always been more of a bondage girl myself. I like to watch my clients squirm." Alex murmurs before she kisses her way down the woman's body. She smirks against her skin when she hears a small whimper towards the head of the bed and she knows how badly Casey wants to touch her.
Teasing slightly, she finally makes her way down to the slick wetness of her lovers folds where she playfully dips out her tongue, just barely touching the twitching bundle of nerves. She glances upward briefly before she decides to dive in all the way, earning another strangled cry.
"Sh-shit…" Casey husky out, arch off of the bed against Alex's tongue. She pulls futilely against the restraints on her wrist and groans in frustration when all she wants to do is tangle her fingers in blonde hair. "God that feels…oh god."
"Do you like that Counselor?" Alex teases, innocently nibbling on her partner's swollen clit, drawing out yet another groan in pleasure and frustration.
"God yes, more…" Casey mumbles out, involuntarily raising her hips.
Alex chuckles deep in her throat before she returns her lips to the bundle of nerves this time adding in two fingers into slick wet eat.
"Shit…fucking shit…yes."
"It's okay, come for me baby."
It doesn't take long for Casey to completely come unglued and she soon finds herself riding out a very heavy orgasm. One that leaves her trembling and once again pulling ruthlessly against the scarf. She whines and whimpers as Alex crawls back up to her and captures her lips in a hot kiss.
"Please I, I want to touch you. I need to touch you." she pants out, noticing the tingling she's starting to feel once more just by having skin on skin contact.
Alex looks like she's thinking for a moment before she ever so slowly unties Casey's wrists from the headboard. It seems that as soon as she does so, she finds her self being harshly flipped over and pinned to the bed.
"Do you always treat your escorts this roughly?" she asks inquisitively.
"Do you always tease your clients that harshly?" Casey responds before thrusting two of her own fingers inside of the blonde.
Alex immediately arches off the bed at the introduction and clutches the sheets so tight that her knuckles are turning paper white. "Oh god…."
"You like that huh?" Casey pants teasingly as she thrusts quickly in and out of her lover. Alex begins mercilessly clawing at her back, digging her nails in sharper with each thrust, and for Casey, it only seems to egg her on. Pretty soon, Casey feels Alex's muscles tighten around her fingers, and a scream echoes through the bedroom as she succumbs to her earth shattering orgasm.
Casey chuckles deep in her throat, and crawls up the length of Alex's body to settles on top of the blonde. "You make an excellent call girl Miss Cabot." She murmurs before placing a chaste kiss on her girlfriend's lips.
"And you make an excellent client ADA Novak." Alex responds before she reaches over to the nightstand and hits the 'stop' button on the remote for the camcorder.
End of Tape
The television goes dark once again, leaving two heavily blushing brunettes sitting on the couch, having absolutely no idea of where they feel it is safe to place their eyes.
"Oh, my god…I don't even…I just…I can't…I…" Abbie tries and fails miserably to put together a coherent sentence and she awkwardly swallows though her mouth is already dry.
Olivia digs the palms of her hands in to her eyes as she rests her elbows on her knees. "Oh my god I cannot believe we fucking watched that. I cannot fucking believe that we watched that. What the hell is wrong with you?! Why did we…oh god, I can't even look at Amanda after this! I just…oh my god Abbie I fucking hate you, you're a dick and you suck and I don't even know why I'm friends with you, I fucking hate your guts right now…oh god I feel like such a cheater, Amanda's gonna kill me…"
Abbie pales and she snaps her head to the side. "That's why you aren't gonna tell her! No one can know about this, do you hear me? NO ONE."
"We just watched our best friends freaking role play! I just…oh my god…what you fail to realize is that we are going to have to go back to work with the two of them on Monday…"
"Hey, it won't be that bad will it?"
Monday
Abbie sits in her office, typing frantically on her computer when she hears a quick knock on her open door.
"Hey Abbie, I have a technology question." Alex states leaning against the doorframe.
Abbie blinks and makes sure not to look the blonde directly in the eye. "I um…sure, shoot, what's up?"
"I just got a new laptop, and I need to install a good antivirus and the last one that I had really sucked. What do you use? Or better yet, what do you recommend?"
"Uh…well I use Norton, but I heard that Kaspersky was supposed to be really good too. I think that when you go to buy it the guy there can also tell you which one would be best."
Alex hums and nods her head in confirmation. "Oh okay, thanks I think I'll do that. Also, do you know which attorney has the file for the McBride case?"
"Boobs…"
"…what?"
Abbie shakes her head frantically and nervously chuckles. "Barnes, I mean Barnes…I don't know where she is though so that could…um…pose a problem…"
Alex narrows her eyes and tilts her head. "You okay? You seem…flustered…"
"No, no…I'm fine I just…think I'm coming down with something…yeah…" Abbie lies miserably hoping that Alex will take the hint and leave.
Thankfully she does, and Alex gives her a knowing glance before saying good by and disappearing down the hall. Abbie waits to make sure that she's gone before she sighs heavily and places her head on her desk with a harsh 'thump'.
"That's the last time that I watch blank discs someone finds lying around…"
I bet this chapter got several of you hot and bothered lol. Anyway, I'm about halfway through my next chapter of Dangerous Collisions, I know I kinda left y'all at an anxious point, and you're all wondering what's gonna happen to JJ. So, I should be posting that sometime tomorrow. Anyway, as for this, I believe pretty soon it is time for little Aubrey to make her grand entrance to the stage again. Hope you guys enjoy! Love you much! Leave a review!
