Hi!! Sorry I took so long to update. It's spring break so I planned to spend my time writing but my family had other ideas. So without any further rambling I am proud to present the Edward ENCORE!!

Special thanks to xNymphadoraxTonksx and Snowstorm25, they really gave me a lot of ideas for this chappie.

Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight.

10 MORE Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen

1: Get Bella to go spend some time with Alice for the day. Don't tell Edward. When he asks where she is tell him that she went to Italy to b 'changed' by Aro. Encourage him to go to Italy to 'bring her home'. Watch the fun. Buy some popcorn and gummy worms for the occasion.

2: Send him to the circus clown union, and make THEM give HIM a makeover, then have him go to Bella's house, pick her up, then go to his house and take the WHOLE Cullen family out to dinner in the fanciest restaurant in town. (Follow him to make sure he doesn't change).

3: Burn all of his clothes, and tell Alice that he needs a new full wardrobe. Watch the fun.

4: Crash his Volvo. Buy him an old broken down truck just like Bella's for a replacement. When he refuses to ride in it and says that its way to slow, brake down and start to cry. Refuse to stop until he agrees to use it.

5: Force him to watch lots of sappy chick flicks with Bella, Rosalie, and Alice.

6: Take Bella away for a week, when Edward asks where she is, say her and Jacob are getting married and ask him if he wants to come to the baby shower.

...Two words: run fast

7: Follow him around singing disco.

8: Lock Bella in a room with Jacob, make sure he is armed with chocolates, roses, a ring, and his best flirting behavior. Force Edward to watch! (Bring a shield and popcorn!).

9: Force him to take you and Bella to the Twilight movie. Afterwards pay Bella to tell him that she thinks Robert Patterson is WAY cuter than him.



10: Tell him Bella is dead.

…or actually kill Bella.

MUWHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA!! Yes, yes I am evil. Don't worry Eddie, we still love you. Sorry about the lack of review replies, I have been really busy, and anyway I figured you peoples would rather have a decent chappie then 159 review replies.

Coming up next: You hate her, Golden retriever boy loves her, IT'S JESSICA!!

After that: I was thinking of doing Jane, or I could do the entire Volturi together, you pick. Still taking requests for future chappies!

Thanks to all who reviewed, YOU PEOPLES ARE AWSOME!!

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