Fang was in a bad mood. He hadn't been able to sleep since Max and Ella… he didn't even want to think about it. That was… two, three years ago? Fang knew he was exaggerating, since it had only been a few days, but it sure as hell felt like years. He was afraid he wouldn't remember how to sleep.

Fang trudged out of his room, his head bent down and eyes half open. He entered the kitchen and was greeted by a cheery Flock who looked well rested.

Lucky basturds, he thought, also forgetting there was a mind reader in the room. He didn't care. They got to sleep. They all deserved to stay awake for the rest of their lives so they could suffer like he did.

"Hey Fang!" he heard one of the females say. He didn't know which one. There was so many he lost count.

Fang mumbled a 'bite me' in return as he headed to the refrigerator in search of food.

"Whoa dude, what's with you?" Iggy asked. Was it Iggy? The voice sounded too deep to be one of the girls, and older so it couldn't be Gazzy. Let's just go with Iggy.

Fang mumbled an incoherent response.

"He's mad because he hasn't been able to sleep since-" a tiny voice Fang assumed was Angel said then giggled. "Max and Ella's discussion," she emphasized.

Fang could practically hear Max's smile. And Ella's.

"Sorry 'bout that Fang, we forgot you were they," one of the girls said. He really wasn't aware of much; sleep loss does that to people.

I noticed, he thought. He heard Angel giggle again.

"Come on, let's go on a flight. Maybe that'll clear your mind a bit Fang. And I don't know about you guys but my wings are a bit stiff," said a leader-ly female voice. Max.

Ella whined. "Aww come on Max!"

"Its alright Els, we won't go far. Why don't you come watch?" Iggy offered.

"Fine."

"Alright then, let's go! You too Fang, come on."

Fang pouted then followed the Flock out the door.


Even in flight, Fang was still upset. He never thought that would be possible.

He hovered near Max and Angel while watching Iggy, Nudge, and Gazzy show off their flying skills to Ella, who was seemingly miles below, when really she was only fifty feet beneath them.
Hey Fang?

What is it Angel, I'm not in the mood.

Well, um, I was wondering…

Yes?

You see, uh…

Angel, come on just say it.

Where do babies come from?

Fang froze, forgetting to flap for a second and dropped a few feet. He regained altitude, then stared at the little blonde girl looking up at him with wide curious eyes. Fully awake now, he stuttered, not able to find the right words. Max looked at him with a raised eyebrow. Giving up, Fang flew as fast as he could towards the house.

Almost running into Iggy in the process.

"God what's your problem!" he yelled at Fang.

Fang glared at Iggy. "What are you talking about, I was trying to get away from that demon we call Angel!"

Iggy was trying so hard not to laugh as he yelled even louder, "Well, why don't you just embrace your inner bird and GO TAKE A CRAP IN MID-AIR!" then flew back to Gazzy. Fang stared at him for a moment longer before flying back to the house.

That didn't even make any sense! Was all that went through his mind.

2. When he flies at you all angry and stuff, tell him to go poop in mid-air! Like a real bird.


That nice little "Where do babies come from" bit is dedicated to The Angel From Above who came up with that lovely idea.
Also I feel really bad taking so damn long to update. Its not that I really couldn't think of anything this time, more of just being really lazy.
Plus, I was reading this really good book and got distracted.
I will try never to take that long again. Try.
Anyway, I see this story got to 49 reviews. Wow. Did not expect that. But if I can have one, that's all I'm asking, one more review, I will be the happiest person ever! It would be to fifty! Yay!
Oh god I don't want to become one of those authors like beg for reviews, but that's the only one I am ever asking for! Ever!
Hope you enjoyed, till next time
~silver