Minor spoilers for season 5.

"That Becky girl had the hots for you Sammy boy."

" Yea and"

" You should tap that."

"Dude."

" Come on get a little groupie action, it will do you a world of good."

"... jerk."

" bitch."

" Your just jealous that I have more fans then you."

"College boy is bad with math. That was one girl."

" But she the biggest fan, that why chuck chose her."

" We are sooo going settle this. What did she say her penname was."

" Uhhh, samlicker."

" Kinky, ah here it is... holy crap."

" 'then I don't want to be right...' HUH."

" I guess she likes us both ...equally."

"Dean this is horrible."

" Well duh, I would never let you near little dean."

" I mean the writing, it's so forced. Unnatural."

" Really Sam that's what you find unnatural about this."