Minor spoilers for season 5.
"That Becky girl had the hots for you Sammy boy."
" Yea and"
" You should tap that."
"Dude."
" Come on get a little groupie action, it will do you a world of good."
"... jerk."
" bitch."
" Your just jealous that I have more fans then you."
"College boy is bad with math. That was one girl."
" But she the biggest fan, that why chuck chose her."
" We are sooo going settle this. What did she say her penname was."
" Uhhh, samlicker."
" Kinky, ah here it is... holy crap."
" 'then I don't want to be right...' HUH."
" I guess she likes us both ...equally."
"Dean this is horrible."
" Well duh, I would never let you near little dean."
" I mean the writing, it's so forced. Unnatural."
" Really Sam that's what you find unnatural about this."
