Reapa:...

Anya...

Reapa: I'M SO SO SO SO SO SORRY

Anya: It's been so long!

Kishara: But we are back!

Fender: And it's a long chapter this time!

Reapa: ASURA! READ THE QUESTIONS

Asura: *sighs* First is Omega02x

A.R. : Well, looks the like the war is still going strong.

? : How strong?

A.R. : Well, D-A.R. created a nearby galaxy, and controls it.

? : Amount of troops?

A.R. : ...500 Trillion.

? : ... ... ...

A.R. : On a happier note, I have questions. And I can finally breathe properly.

To Crona - Why don't you say much?

To Giriko - Farren wants to swear at you again. Says that you're the first person to actually fight back.

To Stein - I'd appreciate it if you didn't dissect my OCs. They have enough problems to deal with...

To Maka - What would you do if I said that the bookstore is currently offering Buy One Get One Free?

To Soul - Congrats! You just won 100,000 dollars! And you have about 10 minutes to claim it at the lottery place...

To Liz - Have you ever played Amnesia?

To Patti - What is it with you and giraffes?

To Black Star - Why do you eat so much?! I mean SERIOUSLY!
?

: A.R., you had better tell Reapa.

A.R. : Fine. Well Reapa, that Defiant class uses Transphasic Torpedoes instead of Quantum Torpedoes. And instead of Pulse Phasers, it uses Quantum Pulse Cannons. That makes it... rather strong.

? : That makes it the strongest Defiant class in the whole freaking galaxy.

A.R. : Yup... Anyway, bye. *Disappears*

? : ... *Disappears*

Reapa: I hate war -_- anyway, lets move quickly!

Crona: *stays silent*

Giriko: *rocking back and forth* That was f****** horrifying...

Stein: *sad face*

Maka: *suddenly missing*

Soul: HOLY SHIZZLE *sprints*

Liz: *sobs then glares at Kid*

Kid: *laughs* She was so horrified by the asymmetry.

Everyone:...

Patti: GIRAFFES *goes on rampage*

Everyone: *runs like fudge*

In a safe location

Reapa: Phew... NEXT

Black Star: My Godly Body needs so much fuel!

Reapa: *sweatdrop* ASURA NEXT!

Asura: *sighs again* greyvss

Okay, to support the war effort here. *hands jar containing some sort of black material* do not open that except near enemies, and get away from it as fast as you can. Unless you want to be a host for those things.

Kalin: hello everyone, I have come to torment you all.

Maka and soul: catch *tosses a mind swap potion at them that quickly explodes*

Jacqueline: what do you think of my soul and Jacqueline pairing?

Kim: ox is looking to take you on a date again

Sam: hey everybody! *spots all the parts of reapa's soul* hot guys...EEEE! *starts chasing them all over the place*

So that's it, good luck reapa.

Reapa: I wont even guess what this does... *posts jar to Omega*

Everyone but Shaula: *runs from Kalin*

Shaula: *takes him to nearest bedroom*

Reapa: Threat resolved

Maka (Soul): What th- NOT COOL!

Soul (Maka): NO MY PIGTAILS! NOW I'M... I'm... *looks in mirror and smirks* not that bad *admires Soul's body*

Maka (Soul): *dirty ideas, drags Soul(Maka) to bedroom*

Reapa: Reverse gender sex? Dayum.

Jacqueline: *busy staring at Harver*

Kim: *punches Ox*

Reapa's Soul Parts: *run like fudge*

Anya: *kicks Sam out* NEXT!

Asura: *pissed off* cjsylvester

HEY!

Zane: Hi.

Chloe: WAZZUP! We got some questions!

Zane: Me first!

Vanessa, how long do you think you'll last against Chloe?

Kid I think CJ went nuts on all the Kid stalkers and saved your life.

Free you put shame to the wolf name.

Chloe: ME NOW!

Vanessa, you ain't gonna be able to walk again when I'm done with you!

Maka, how's your relationship with Soul so far?

Blair why? Just why?

Princess, when you gonna' get over the fact that you ain't symmetrical? -_-'

My turn.

Patti if you could do anything in the world while you where listening to Justin Beiber at the end of the apocolypse, what would you do!?

Kid O/O *hugs*

Ashura why don't you where pants?

That's it!

Chloe: Latuh'!

Zane: Bye.

Reapa: YAY CJ!

Anya: *huggles Zane*

Vanessa: *looks her over* Pfft too easy

Kid: *hugs CJ* Thanks :3

Free: *sits with tail between legs in shame*

Vanessa: Again, pf-

Chloe: *kicks her through a wall*

Reapa: Well then.

Kishara: *laughing* Maka and Soul are... indisposed at the moment

Blair: Nya, cuz I can *purr*

Kid:...

...

...

*breaks down sobbing*

Patti: I'D MAKE A GIRAFFE OUTA JUSTIN BEIBER BONES!

Everyone: *slowly steps back*

Kid: O/O *hugs*

Asura: Because I have swag, duh.

Reapa: *hits Asura* Don't EVER say swag again. EVER.

Asura: -_-

Reapa: If you haven't guessed, then yes, Asura is now my b**ch

Asura: ... Next is BlackAngel-Chan

Chan: *walks in* Hey, Reapa!

Sheila: Yo!

Chan: Since I discovered this hidden gem of a fic-

Sheila: OMG, I SEE GC!

Chan: Will you please let. me finish?!

Sheila: * spazzing* Yeah, sure.

Chan: Anyway, I bring questions!

1. Black Star, how many cupcakes can you eat in one minute?

2. Soul, was that Blair I saw you with last night in that dark alley?

3. Maka, have you read twilight? if so what was your reaction?

4. Kid, ever tried dyeing your hair?

5. Patty, monkeys or giraffes?

Thanks and buh-bye!

Sheila: Drags chan* I am not missing my chance to meet Greyson Chance!

Chan: *sigh*

Reapa: *Gives Chan a massive tear filled hug*

Anya: ... Anyway, Black St-

Black Star: EIGHTY FIVE!

Kishara: *laughs again at 2 and 3*

Kid: ... *runs off*

Patti: GIRAFFFFFFES!

Reapa: WE ARE UP TO DATE AGAIN! YAY!

Everyone: *party*

Reapa: Please leave more questions guys, I'll be back to normal soon enough!

AN: Sorry guys, alots happened. I'll upload as often as I can. Cheerio my little hobbits.