::Chapter eleven::
::Jizz in my pants::
[A/N: Again, rated "TBEI" for Teenagers Being Extremely Immature]
"Kai thinks Ava and Zane should shut up before Kai beats the living shit out of them both." I spoke in third person, I was dared to talk in third person for three hours. They both shut up as I said, "Kai thinks we should stop and raid a Dunkin Donuts store."
We got out of the car and bought two boxes full of Donuts and five cups of coffee.
We returned to the car as I asked, "Zane, truth or dare?"
He chose dare as I said, "Kai dares Zane to pole dance on that stop sign."
We laughed as he pole danced it was hilarious and disgusting at the same time! On my iPod touch we watched the website for thirty minutes…it was torture as the words lit up.
So for the next three hours I slapped a tree and yelled, "SHUT UP WOMAN!" I hit, Zane, Ava, Nico, Jake and Trent two times each saying, "Your it.
Trent stared out the window and at random people licked his lips making sure they noticed. When we stopped for a break I also went around pretending I was a car. Zane went up to random people asking what animal they'd be if they were one.
I also called a random number and asked, "Hey, you remember me from last week?" We all spent half an hour trying to lick our elbows and went to McDonalds asking if they sold circular ice cubes…then we ate a happy meal and talked in British accents.
"Lock eyes from across the room. Down my drink, while the rhythms boom. Take your hand and skip the names. No need here for the silly games. Make our way through the smoke and crowd. The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud. Move in close as the lasers fly. Our bodies touch and the angels cry. Leave this place go back to yours. Our lips first touch outside your doors. A whole night what we've got in store, whisper in my ear that you want some more, and I-!" I began singing.
"JIZZED IN MY PANTS!" We all sang that part.
"This really never happens you can take my word I won't apologize, that's just absurd. Mainly your fault from the way that you dance and now I-!" Nico sang.
As we came in all at once, "JIZZED IN MY PANTS!"
Now it was Trent's turn. "Don't tell your friends or I'll say your a slut! Plus it's your fault, you were rubbing my butt I'm very sensitive, some would say that's a plus! Now I'll go home and change!"
It was Ava's turn as she sang, "I need a few things from the grocery. Do things alone now mostly. Left me heart broken not lookin' for love. Surprised in my eyes when I looked above. The check out counter and I saw her face, my heart stood still so did time and space. Never felt that I could feel real again but the look in her eyes said I need a friend. She turned to me that's when she said it looked me dead in the face, asked cash? or credit? And I-"
We all shouted, "JIZZED IN MY PANTS!"
It was now Zane's turn, "It's perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me but we're going to need a clean up on aisle three! And now I'm posed in an awkward stance because I-"
"JIZZED IN MY PANTS!"
It was Jake's turn as he sang, "To be fair you were flirting a lot! Plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot! Please stop acting like you're not impressed one more thing, I'm gonna pay by check."
From there I sang, "Last week - I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film. Walked outside into the rain. Checked my phone and saw you rang and I-"
"JIZZED IN MY PANTS!"
It was Nico's turn, "Speeding down the street when the red lights flash. Need to get away need to make a dash. A song comes on that reminds me of you and I-"
"JIZZED IN MY PANTS!"
"The next day my alarm goes off and I-" Trent sang,
"JIZZED IN MY PANTS!"
"Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I-" Ava sang,
"JIZZED IN MY PANTS!"
"When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I-"
"JIZZED IN MY PANTS!"
"I just ate a grape and I-" Jake's turn,
"JIZZED IN MY PANTS!"
"I went to-" My turn,
"Jizz…in…my…pants!"
"Okay guys? Seriously? Can we…ok…" Ava's turn.
I sang loudly this part, "I jizz right in my pants every time you're next to me, and when we're holding hands it's like having sex with me! You say I'm premature I just call it ecstasy I wear a rubber at all times it's a necessity!" We all collapsed laughing at the song. Jizz in my pants by: The lonely island.
As a giant came around the corner I checked how many monsters we'd killed so far today and wasn't too surprised to see we'd killed fifty seven monsters so far…make that fifty eight…
"We're in Miami!" I said I sighed.
"Better start looking for the Satyr…" I muttered, suddenly an IM was clear.
"Holly crap, MAX?" Trent, Zane, and I all shouted, the others looked at us oddly.
"I never knew you were a Satyr…" I muttered, Trent meanwhile explained to Jake, Ava, and Nico that Max was a kid from our old school.
"W-Were kind of being attacked right now! MIND HELPING?" Max shouted through the IM, as I saw Kampe through the IM…
"Guess I'm not the only one with crappy luck…" I muttered as I ran toward where he told me, the docks, sure enough Kampe was there…I reached for Amyntas but realized I left my bag in the car…I sighed.
Kampe had the top half of a woman and the bottom body of a dragon. The body was twenty feet long and black and rather scaly, with enormous claws and a barbed tail, Kampe's legs and hair sprout vipers. A clawed hand reached out for me, I dodged and kicked it away, one of the vipers caught and wrapped around my arm, another one got my leg, I twisted my body throwing them off as I created an ice dagger and stabbed it through her shoulder.
"Damn girl!" She shouted as she lunged at me, I punched her ugly head away and jumped back, as I sliced her back open with my hand and stabbed my hand through her throat.
"Adios…" I muttered smugly as she exploded into golden dust…
"Wa~ay too much work…now I'm starving…" I vented as I turned to Max and the kid he was guarding, the kid was a girl, with hardened eyes and a dark expression.
"What's your name?" I asked her as she stuck her nose in the air and said, "I don't have to tell you! I didn't need help…" LITTLE SNOT!
"Really? Well no offence but you looked pretty pathetic to me!"
