A/N: Sorry for the long wait, I kinda lost my inspiration for a while there, but it's back, so no fretting!

Warnings: Perv humor and booty shorts.

Spaqua Status: Best Bros

Green

Aqualad and Speedy were seated at a table in Steel City's only decent pizzeria enjoying a late lunch after a long morning of bad ass crime fighting. Just as Aqualad was about to bite into his second slice of pepperoni, Speedy nudged him in the side with his elbow.

"Hey, Fishstick, check out that hottie over there," the archer whispered.

Aqualad looked up and followed the redhead's leering gaze to see a strikingly beautiful girl entering the establishment. Her figure was tall, lean and tanned. Her hair was long and dark, the jet black color matching her eyes. She was dressed in dark blue and black, and-

"She looks kinda like me," Aqualad observed, mostly to himself, taking in the girl's long, dark hair as well as the color scheme of her clothing. He immediately regretted letting that comment slip when he heard Speedy snort with laughter.

"What? Are you jealous that I'm checking out someone other than you?" teased Speedy through his laughter.

"D-don't be stupid!" snapped the Atlantean, already getting frazzled by the boy's teasing, "I mean, just look at her hair. And her clothes-"

"I didn't know you ran around in tube-tops and booty shorts when no one was looking," the archer then burst into laughter at the funny mental image.

"I meant the color of her clothes..." the dark haired boy argued meekly, his face flushing a deep red from embarrassment, frustration, and annoyance, though mostly embarrassment. He was clearly the loser in this argument.

"Just face it, Sushi Breath, you want me all to yourself," the redhead said cockily, leaning back in his chair and putting his hands behind his head.

"Gods, you are so full of yourself," Aqualad groaned, running his hand down his face in frustration.

"I'm not full of myself," stated Speedy. Then with a lecherous smirk he added, "though you probably wish you were full of me..."

The Atlantean made a strangled noise in the back of his throat, his eyes growing as wide as saucers. His mouth opened and closed repeateadly, but no words came out.

"Now you really look like a fish!"

Aqualad landed a solid punch on the boy's arm, "shut up!"

"Ow! I was just joking! Geez!" Speedy said, rubbing at his now sore arm. He was still grinning broadly, obviously trying to refrain from bursting into laughter once more.

Aqualad huffed, and the two of them returned to their meals. After a couple of minutes, the dark haired boy's gaze drifted back to the girl, "I have to admit, she is attractive..."

The archer smirked, "I told you-"

"WHAHAHAHAH! –SNORT!- -SNORT!- -SNORT!-"

The two boys stared in slack-jawed horror at the embarrassingly obnoxious laughter that tore its way out of the girl's mouth.

"...never mind, she's not pretty at all..."

"Yeah...I mean, she looks just like you."

A/N: Have you ever seen someone on the street that could be you if you were the opposite gender? ...no? Just me? Awww... Also, I believe an obnoxious laugh brings down the hottie rating of any girl.

I still have no idea what my Spaqua story will be about. Thanks to Zalaya's wonderful suggestion, I definitely want to incorporate Lian into it somehow.

This is now my most reviewed story ever, I love you guys!

Later, baybays!