Save The Date In The Nutshell

Lincoln: Hi I'm Linkin Park.

Lincoln friends: You and Robbie Rotten are dating so let's make fun of you.

Lincoln: Shut up you stupid fuck, I'm gonna insult Ronnie Anne even tho she can hear me.

Clyde: You made her sad.

Lincoln: I don't give a crap.

*Later*

Lori: You made Ronnie Anne cry and Bobby break up with me because of your stupid ass.

Lincoln: Shut up bitch, I didn't know Ronnie was Bobby's sister.

Lori: We're going to a restaurant.

Lincoln: Crap.

*Later*

Lori: We're here.

Bobby: Hi I'm Booby McBooby and I'm still mad.

Ronnie Anne: Hi I'm Robbie Rotten and I'm also mad.

Lincoln: Let's just get this over with.

Clyde: Hi I'm Clod and I'm here to help.

Lincoln: Why?

*Later*

Clyde: I'm gonna ruin it for Booby.

Lori: Boo Boo Bear, please.

Lincoln and Ronnie Anne: Ew pet name.

Lincoln: We're getting along good.

Ronnie Anne: Yep.

Lincoln: Oh no, my ugly and stupid ass classmates are here, gotta hide.

Clyde: Let me help.

Lincoln: Crap, they saw me.

Lincoln classmates: He's on the date, let's laugh like some stupid cunt.

Lincoln: Shut up, I'm gonna insult Ronnie Anne again.

Ronnie Anne: Wow, that hurts.

Lincoln: Shit, gotta fix this.

Lincoln: I'm gonna use romantic words.

Lincoln and Ronnie Anne: We made up.

Lori and Bobby: And we're back to together.

*Later*

Ronnie Anne: How dare you kiss me.

*Hard Slap*

Lincoln's classmate: Let's leave you alone.

Ronnie Anne: Now no more teasing will happen.

Lincoln: Yay.


Alternative Ending

Lori: Lincoln Park, don't you dare...

Lincoln: Shut your fucking mouth for once, Ronnie Anne bullied me and you think that romantic? No it isn't you piece of shit and Booby is a bad boyfriend if he breaks up with you from an insult that I said about his sister.

Everyone:...

Lincoln: Let's...Just...Leave.

Lori: Alright.

Bobby: Mom is gonna be whoop your ass with la chancla.

Ronnie Anne: Shit.

*Later*

Lori: Sorry.

Lincoln: I forgive you.

*Later*

Ronnie Anne: I'm sorry.

Lincoln: I forgive you.


The End.