Save The Date In The Nutshell
Lincoln: Hi I'm Linkin Park.
Lincoln friends: You and Robbie Rotten are dating so let's make fun of you.
Lincoln: Shut up you stupid fuck, I'm gonna insult Ronnie Anne even tho she can hear me.
Clyde: You made her sad.
Lincoln: I don't give a crap.
*Later*
Lori: You made Ronnie Anne cry and Bobby break up with me because of your stupid ass.
Lincoln: Shut up bitch, I didn't know Ronnie was Bobby's sister.
Lori: We're going to a restaurant.
Lincoln: Crap.
*Later*
Lori: We're here.
Bobby: Hi I'm Booby McBooby and I'm still mad.
Ronnie Anne: Hi I'm Robbie Rotten and I'm also mad.
Lincoln: Let's just get this over with.
Clyde: Hi I'm Clod and I'm here to help.
Lincoln: Why?
*Later*
Clyde: I'm gonna ruin it for Booby.
Lori: Boo Boo Bear, please.
Lincoln and Ronnie Anne: Ew pet name.
Lincoln: We're getting along good.
Ronnie Anne: Yep.
Lincoln: Oh no, my ugly and stupid ass classmates are here, gotta hide.
Clyde: Let me help.
Lincoln: Crap, they saw me.
Lincoln classmates: He's on the date, let's laugh like some stupid cunt.
Lincoln: Shut up, I'm gonna insult Ronnie Anne again.
Ronnie Anne: Wow, that hurts.
Lincoln: Shit, gotta fix this.
Lincoln: I'm gonna use romantic words.
Lincoln and Ronnie Anne: We made up.
Lori and Bobby: And we're back to together.
*Later*
Ronnie Anne: How dare you kiss me.
*Hard Slap*
Lincoln's classmate: Let's leave you alone.
Ronnie Anne: Now no more teasing will happen.
Lincoln: Yay.
Alternative Ending
Lori: Lincoln Park, don't you dare...
Lincoln: Shut your fucking mouth for once, Ronnie Anne bullied me and you think that romantic? No it isn't you piece of shit and Booby is a bad boyfriend if he breaks up with you from an insult that I said about his sister.
Everyone:...
Lincoln: Let's...Just...Leave.
Lori: Alright.
Bobby: Mom is gonna be whoop your ass with la chancla.
Ronnie Anne: Shit.
*Later*
Lori: Sorry.
Lincoln: I forgive you.
*Later*
Ronnie Anne: I'm sorry.
Lincoln: I forgive you.
The End.
