A.N. So so so sorry that i haven't posted in forever, but i haven't had a computer, (mine broke) and the school finally gave us iPads! Yes! So i'm celebrating by trying to write as many chapters as possible. 0_0

Patty POV

I ran past Crona's dorm room in the basement, looking for it. I mean, anybody can get lost down there, right? it's a spooky place, like one where ghosts would hide. But after a couple more tries, I got it right. The door squished my letter to Crona, but I think he'll still like it. Everybody likes letters, right? it doesn't matter if it's squished... I hope.

Maka POV

"Gosh..."

I sat up, and put my palm up to my forehead. I had a massive headache, a heavy feeling on my chest, and, I'm pretty sure that I'd stayed up most of the night.

What was it that happened again?

Oh, right.

Soul hurt my feelings, Kid kissed me, and...what is up with my- I looked down.

"BLAIR!"

I flung back the covers and sprung out of bed, racing into the hall.

"BLAIR, WHAT THE HECK DID YOU DO!"

Cat-Blair strolled into the hallway, and sweat dropped.

"Oh, hi, Maka-Chan! How'd you sleep last nigh-"

"WHAT DID YOU DO!"

"I just thought they needed a little help, was all! I mean, did't you pass through puberty a long time ago?"

"WHY DID YOU CHANGE MY SIZE!

"I THOUGHT YOU'D LIKE IT! SOUL CAN'T CALL YOU TINY TITS ANYMORE!"

That is an interesting thought, but not good enough.

"Why... just change me back."

"Nopey-dope."

"Blair," "Nuh-uh."

"BLAIR, PLEASE! IT'S WAY TOO OFF BALANCE! HOW CAN I FIGHT LIKE THIS!"

"Hey, what's going-"

Soul came into the hallway in his pajamas, caught sight of me, and shot back into the wall, nose bleeding.

I looked down again, and here is what i saw.

-pajamas. not that bad if i was back to normal but...

-d cup. not what i wanted or usually had

but... my shirt was way to small, and was already low cut so...

"Whaaa! Soul, cover your eyes!"

I turned and ran back into my bedroom, and pulled off my pajamas.. I grabbed a sports bra from my dresser, and put that on under the baggiest t shirt i had. It almost hid the now-way-too-big boobs, but i could still tell.I put on a pair of shorts, and sat on my bed, head in my hands.

Why did this happen today?

Kid POV

This morning i burned breakfast, and patty's pancake was asymmetrical. I wasn't put together enough to try to figure out a suit, so i suppose it was slightly asymmetrical.. I arrived at school on time, because i didn't want to be late.

I guess your brain works funny when you like someone.

"Hey, Kid, you seem kind of out of it today."

Liz looked at me with genuine concern, but i didn't want to go into length about it all.

"Oh, its nothing. I'm fine."

She stared, obviously not believing a word i said.

"Really, Its fine. Don't worry."

She finally turned around, glanced back at me, and started whispering to patty. Girls really are weird. But not Maka.

Maka isn't weird at all.

Liz POV

He's acting strange.

He's not symmetrical.

Were on time today.

He didn't get upset or flip out when he messed up the food.

Mama's not here yet.

All these things are whats wrong in the world today. Strangely, there a bit more alarming to me than a kishin attack.

Gosh, I need help.

Kid POV

"alright kids, lets start roll. Maka Albarn... Maka Albarn?"

scritch scratch.

"alright, absent. Justin Ar-"

*SLAM! Pit pat pit pat pit pat shlump.

"Okay, late."

I looked too my side, and saw that Maka had sat down in the seat next to me. She looked kinda freaked out and frazzled and-...wait, are those...

She looked over to me, blushed furiously, and crossed her arms across her chest.

"Death the kid...Death the kid..."

SLAM!

a scalpel hit the wall next to my head, and embedded itself in the wood. I swung my head over to the front so fast that i fell off the bench.

"Hahahahah!" "Oh my gosh." "Is he okay?" "Pfft!"

"Please stop staring at Maka, and pay attention. I's rather not wast any more scalpels on the wall."

The scalpel landed asymmetrical... this isn't right...

I stood up again, and grabbed the scalpel.

"Professor stein, the scalpel landed asymmetrical..."

"And?"

"And please throw it at me again, but this time, symmetrically, or i swear I'm going to freak out."

I saw liz and patty staring at me, Maka face palming and Black*Star laughing. But did it really matter? I mean, symmetry is the greatest power mankind have been given.

A crazed smile spread over steins face. "Very well."

"STOP!" Maka stood up, and walked over to me.

"You idiot! Maka...CHOP!"

I fell down to my seat, and tried to cover the little fountain of blood squirting over my head. She grabbed my arm and dragged me out of the classroom, slamming the door. Gosh, am i in trouble.

Stein POV

They won't be back today. Oh, well. But I wont be letting him off easy. He shall be the next to perform a dissection.

(A.N. Okay, this is the cruddiest chapter by far, but r&r! I know it sucks, but it was written at 10 pm on a school night, so... yea.)