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Hey guys! Sorry for the late update, but I've been busy and I really wanted to get the next chapter to my other story, 'Queens of the World', out. This is a slightly shorter chapter because I'm going to do a long #100. Enjoy!


#91 NEVER interrupt Ratchet when his medical programmes (ie. House, M.D., M.A.S.H, Holby City and Casualty) are on. NEVER.

(Poor, poor Jolt accidentally caused a power surge in the rec room that caused the TV to black out)

(It happened to occur just as Ratchet was tuning-into that week's installment of Grey's Anatomy)

(Hell hath no fury like a grumpy medic scorned)

(Jolt awoke the next morning with his servos welded to the top of his helm, and a nicely-written - but ominous - note on his door saying 'Looks like you're gonna need to see a medic about that...')

(Jolt weighed-up his options and decided to pay Knock Out a visit instead)

(Unfortunately, when the blackout occurred, Ratchet happened to also be in the process of recording the programmes for Knock Out to watch too...)

(Let's just say that Jolt looked rather odd with both his servos AND a bucket welded to his helm...)

#92 Please don't make Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions in front of Blitzwing's Angry persona

(It makes him even MORE angry)

(Besides, I thought Arnie was Austrian and Blitzy has a German accent...)

(Although I guess everyone's favourite psychotic Decepticon DOES bare a slight resemblance to him...)

(Anyway, the simple fact of the matter is that Bumblebee almost got vapourised when he said 'Hasta la vista, baby' to Blitzwing)

(Man, that Camaro's gotta lay off the Terminator...)

#93 Don't show anyone 'Actual Cannibal Shia LaBoeuf'

(For some reason, he bares an uncanny resemblance to our Sam...)

(It was for this reason that 15 bots purposely avoided him for 3 days)

(Poor Sam hadn't even seen the video when this happened, so was rather insulted by the whispers of 'cannibal' and 'run' when around others)

(When he DID see the video, he was thoroughly disturbed)

(AND we all have the song stuck in our heads!)

#94 Don't bother questioning Elita's taste in music

(Not even Prowl knows quite why she has One Direction and Take That on the same playlist as Black Veil Brides, Iron Maiden and Bullet for my Valentine...)

(Arcee asked her once, and Elita just gave her an odd look, asking 'doesn't everyone do this?')

(Yeah, sometimes I find it's best not to ask...)

#95 Hide and seek is prohibited

(Bet you thought that it'd be easy to hunt for giant, brightly-coloured robots in a military base, huh?)

(Wrong)

(They ARE called 'Robots in Disguise' for a REASON...)

(It took approximately 3.82 minutes for Crosshairs to find Leo)

(It took approximately 7.92 HOURS for Sam to find Jazz)

(In fact, we're not entirely sure if Prowl or Mirage have been found yet...)

#96 Always be cautious when Bulkhead asks you to model for his latest painting

(And I though MY Bulkhead was bad - this one once had me stood on one foot for 3.5 hours, while wearing an empty oil drum on my head!)

(Poor Drift had to balance on his hands in the air on the tip of his sword)

(Thankfully, he didn't slip)

(But he was very, very bored)

(So he wrote more haikus)

#97 Saturday is not to be a celebration just because it it Galloway's day off

(We planned a whole party one Saturday)

(There were balloons, food, games, and all the N.E.S.T personnel were invited!)

(And then Galloway appeared)

(Apparently, someone *cough*BUMBLEBEE*cough* had misread the date - it was Friday, not Saturday)

(Galloway was not amused)

(Bumblebee was embarrassed)

(We were annoyed)

#98 Shame on you if you use sweet little Annabelle Lennox to protect yourself for any reason

(The poor girl is constantly being used as an excuse for getting out of being punished)

(For example: 'But Ratchet, you cannot possibly throw a spanner at my head as Annabelle is in the room - what would she say?' and 'Ah ah ah, Ironhide, there's no point in violently swearing at us - what would Sarah and Will say if Annie starts spouting random swear words?')

(This actually works...)

(...Until Annie goes home)

#99 Speaking of Annabelle, DO NOT feed her extra portions of sugar

(Sarah Lennox has been very clear on just how much sugar Annie should consume per day)

(After reading-up about treats on the Internet, Optimus decided to reward Annabelle for being good by giving her a bag of sweets)

(He was unaware of what he had released)

(First of all, she ran around the rec room 17 times)

(Then she decided to draw 'pretty pictures' all over the walls and. And a recharging Ironhide)

(Then she botnapped Wheelie)

(This was followed by the bots chasing her around the base for the next 20 minutes while trying to rescue the screaming Wheelie)

(And it was all topped-off with her 'sugar low', and she cried for 15 minutes straight)

(The Lennoxes were not happy)

(Turns out, what seemed like a small amount of food to an Autobot was comparatively larger to a human)

(Whoops)


Well, hope you enjoyed it! The next chapter will be #100 and will be of the same style as #50

See ya!