A/n: So, yeah, I'm on a role, Whoo! My boyfriend is gone so, haha, I've been working on school work (yeah, I know what teacher, in their right mind, gives students a project over summer!? Apparently, my new AA English teacher 8/) and updating Girlfriend! I'm getting all the chapters worked out and yeah. I'm pretty sure I'm going to end Girlfriend at Emmett and Rose's graduation. Should I do a sequel? Tell me in your review if you think that I should. Thank you for reading and reviewing the last chapter and I love you all for it. Thank you now enjoy chapter 11!!!

Chapter 11: Karaoke Party (Yeah, because the last chapter was sort of a downer I decided to make this one amusing…CUE TAYLOR SWIFT AND HANNAH MONTANA!!! And, also this is pretty much a monthly ritual for me and my friends so some of this is actually true. Yeah, once you start reading you'll demand me and my friends get dumped in the Loonie Bin :P)

Alice's POV (I love Alice, if you can't tell, and this sounds like an Alice kind of chapter and also I haven't really done a chapter where you actually get to see the real Alice, well my version of Alice, sooo…yeah. Enjoy)

I sat in our lounge with the parents-to-be, the love of my life, and Edward and Bella. We were just sitting there.

That's all we were doing.

Seriously, that's all.

Rosalie was exhausted, since she and Emmett had been moving boxes into the house in the woods a short distance away. It was right by the river, which would be, like, so cool to live in, you know?

I put my hand in my pocket and the debit card was sitting there, mocking me.

I wanted to shop.

I turned and looked at Jasper, my face sliding into the perfect pout I perfected when I was 10 and a half. He looked at me warily. He knew what I was up to.

"Jazz," I started the batted my eyes at him. He couldn't resist that. "Jazz, I'm so bored." He looked up at the ceiling. I almost smiled, I was winning.

"Alice, no. I'm tired." He said irritably then kissed my hair. I was shocked. He – did he just – no that isn't possible.

"But, J-a-a-a-z-z-z-z," I whined kissing his neck, he took a deep breath then looked me in the eyes.

He looked like he was about to give up.

I was wrong.

"Alice, no." And with that the subject was closed. I let out a huff of anger and stormed out of the room.

I was just so bored.

So. Bored.

I walked into my room and looked around. It was time I redecorated, paint the walls, and get new furniture, all that fun stuff. I walked into my huge closet, which was larger than my room, and saw a karaoke machine in the corner. A smile lit up my face.

I had an idea! I grabbed the karaoke machine, and held it so the CD's wouldn't fall out, and ran back to the lounge.

"I have an idea to cure us of our boredom!" They all looked at me like I was crazy. I wasn't crazy, I was sane.

…Somewhat…

…Not really…

But whatever, I had a genius idea, which they would love. Bella sighed warily.

"Alice, what are you doing with a karaoke machine?" Oh honestly, were they that dense? I rolled my eyes and started sorting through CD's. Taylor Swift, Paramore, Panic at the Disco, Fall Out Boy, Hey Monday, Hannah Montana *cringe*, Casacada, the Killers, Jack's Mannequin, Evanescence, Weezer, and, I grinned, Michael Jackson.

"My dears and Edward," I stuck my tongue out at him to let him know I was joking; he smiled and rolled his eyes. "We are going to have a karaoke party. Hosted by yours truly," I smiled and was met by blank faces; well at least Rosalie looked more awake… "I'll choose who goes first, and that will beeee…" I looked around and my eyes rested on my first victim. "Edward." He groaned and looked at the ceiling. What is it with him and Jasper looking at the ceiling? "So, anyway, rules are, person who picked you chooses the song, you have to sing it, no matter what. No tag backs. That is all, now let me plug it in and I'll choose Eddie boy's song." I smiled and turned to plug it into the flat screen. I sorted through the songs and picked the artist and song I wanted. I smiled once I gave Edward the mic.

He was going to hate me after this.

But from what Bella told me, he had one of her CD's in his car.

I smiled again and sat on Jasper's lap, waiting for the song to start.

You Belong with Me – as in the style of Taylor Swift popped up and flashed across the screen. Edward turned and glared at me. I smiled and waved at him as Emmett laughed, Rosalie smiled. I was happy that this was making them happy; they hadn't been like their regular selves since they found out. In fact, tomorrow was Rosalie's first doctor's appointment to see how far along she was and if the baby was healthy.

He glared at me once more and then the song started.

"You're on the phone with your girlfriend; she's upset, she's going off about something that you said 'cause she doesn't get your humor like I do." Bella grinned, she'd been there, done that. Hmm, maybe she should have done this song?

"I'm in the room, it's a typical Tuesday night, I'm listening to the kind of music she doesn't like and she'll never know your story like I do.

But she wears short skirts, I wear T-shirts she's Cheer Captain and I'm on the bleachers dreaming about the day when you wake up and find that what you're looking for has been here the whole time!

If you could see that I'm the one who understands you been here all along, so why can't you see? You, you belong with me, you belong with me.

Walking the streets with you and your worn-out jeans I can't help thinking this is how it ought to be, laughing on a park bench, thinking to myself, 'hey, isn't this easy?'" Yeah this was Bella's old theme song…

"And you've got a smile that could light up this whole town, I haven't seen it in a while since she brought you down, you say you're fine, I know you better than that hey, what ya doing with a girl like that? She wears high heels, I wear sneakers, she's Cheer Captain and I'm on the bleachers, dreaming about the day when you wake up and find that what you're looking for has been here the whole time. If you could see that I'm the one who understands you been here all along, so why can't you see? You belong with me! Standing by and waiting at your back door, all this time how could you not know? Baby, you belong with me, you belong with me." Edward pulled a laughing Bella off the couch and started mock-dancing with her. That made everyone laugh and clap and whistle.

"Oh, I remember you driving to my house in the middle of the night. I'm the one who makes you laugh when you know you're 'bout to cry, and I know your favorite songs and you tell me 'bout your dreams, think I know where you belong, think I know it's with me. Can't you see that I'm the one who understands you? Been here all along, so why can't you see? You belong with me. Standing by and waiting at your back door, all this time, how could you not know? Baby, you belong with me, you belong with me. You belong with me have you ever thought just maybe you belong with me? You belong with me." I clapped harder and smiled at Edward who had Bella caught by her waist and kissed her. She blushed and smiled at him once they broke away. I squealed. I couldn't help it. They were just so cute!

Emmett grinned, "Hey, Ed, looked like you already memorized the lyrics!" Everyone laughed except Edward and Bella.

"Emmett, you're up," Edward said, grinning, picking out a CD. Emmett picked up the mic and looked at him.

"Bring it, little bro." Edward grinned.

"Oh I will."

"Doubt it."

"Don't be so sure." Emmett rolled his eyes.

Edward grinned and slid the CD in the machine.

Best of Both Worlds – as in the style of Hannah Montana (A/n: In every fan fic that Emmett has to sing, he sings Hannah Montana. I decided to go with the flow and have him rock out to Hannah :P) Emmett stared at the screen, at Edward, then at the screen again. Edward grinned and sat down, pulling Bella onto his lap. Rose was laughing so hard she was snorting. She looked like she was about to pass out.

"Would double as a superstar, who would of thought that a girl like me?

Come on best of both, you get the best of both, yeah best of both

The best parts that you get to be who ever you wanna be, you get your face in all the magazines, pictures and autographs.

You know the best of both worlds, mix it all together and you know that it's the best of both!" Emmett started dancing and trying to do the moonwalk. Yeah, the Michael Jackson moonwalk to a Hannah freaking Montana song. Oh, if only I had a camera…

You get the best of both worlds, then you rock out the show, chillin' out take it slow
You get the best of both worlds!

But big time when you play your guitar

Yeah you get to be a small town girl, but school's cool cuz nobody knows, livin' two lives is a little weird hear your songs on the radio, you go to movie premiers (is that Orlando Bloom?)" He used a false falsetto voice making everyone start to laugh (well harder than we already were)

The best of both worlds

Mix it all together (oh, yeah) and you know that it's the best of both worlds, you get the best of both worlds

Then you rock out the show chill it out, take it slow

You get the best of both worlds but on stage you're a star

In some ways you're just like all your friends it's really you but no one ever discovers yeah, when you're famous it can be kinda fun

You get the best of both worlds Chillin' out, take it slow then you rock out the show

You get the best of both worlds mix it all together and you know that it's the best of both worlds

You get the best of both worlds without the shades and the hair you can go anywhere

You get the best of both worlds mix it all together oh yeah it's so much better cuz you know you've got the best of both worlds

Hottest styles, every shoe, every color you get the limo out front

Come on, oh yeah. Why, thank you. Thank you very much," he mock bowed and kneeled down to choose a song. "Alice, your turn dahling." Okay, something was majorly wrong with Emmett (well something different than usual).

We all took turns singing and, just because we couldn't help ourselves, we all got a mic (and when we ran our of mic's we got Sharpies) and turned on Human by the Killers.

(A/n: FYI this is true. I was singing into a sharpie and, I have to say, twas quite fun. I totally recommend it to anyone…just not with some of my friends, the crazy people.)

"I did my best to notice
When the call came down the line
Up to the platform of surrender
I was brought but I was kind
And sometimes I get nervous
When I see an open door
Close your eyes
Clear your heart
Cut the cord." Rosalie sang into the microphone.

"Are we human?
Or are we dancer?
My sign is vital
My hands are cold
And I'm on my knees
Looking for the answer
Are we human?
Or are we dancer?" We all sang into our mic/Sharpies, dancing around like idiots.

"Pay my respects to grace and virtue
Send my condolences to good
Give my regards to soul and romance,
They always did the best they could." Edward started singing along with Jasper.
"And so long to devotion
You taught me everything I know
Wave goodbye
Wish me well..
You've got to let me go"

"Are we human?
Or are we dancer?
My sign is vital
My hands are cold
And I'm on my knees
Looking for the answers
Are we human?
Or are we dancer?" We all sand again

"Will your system be alright
When you dream of home tonight?
There is no message we're receiving
Let me know is your heart still beating" Bella, Rosalie and I sang/screamed this part, Bella and I on top of the couch, screaming into the Sharpies.

"Are we human?
Or are we dancer?
My sign is vital
My hands are cold
And I'm on my knees
Looking for the answers You got to let me know." We were all screaming by this point. I heard Esme's muffled laughter on the other side of the door.

"Are we human?
Or are we dancer?
My sign is vital
My hands are cold
And I'm on my knees
Looking for the answers
Are we human
Or are we dancer?" The boy's then decided it would be cool if they started dancing with us. On the couch. Emmett was the only smart one (Wow, never though I'd say that!) and was dancing with Rose, safe on the ground.

"Are we human?" Emmett asked this question.
"Or are we dancer?" Rosalie smiled as Emmett twirled her.

"Are we human
Or are we dancer?" Esme burst in the door holding a digital camera.

"This," she gasped, wiping tears from her eyes, "is gold." She laughed once more then walked downstairs. We all looked at each other then Emmett sighed.

"I'd better get Rosie home. All this…well, whatever this was, probably tired her out." She rolled her eyes and crossed her arms over her chest.

"I am not tired." And, just to prove her point, she yawned. Emmett smiled and gently took her hand.

"Come on, darling." He smiled at the rest of us and waved with his free hand. "Bye guys, see you in the morning." He and Rose walked out smiling and blissfully happy. I smiled, all in a day's work for Alice Cullen, couple fixer extraordinaire.

Yeah, I gotta work on the title, but you got it, right?

Bella looked sadly at Edward. "I got to get home. I have work in the morning." That, apparently, wasn't a good enough answer for him.

"Nope, no dice. You, my love, are staying her. With me – eh, Alice." The four of us smiled, what a lie. He knew as well as I did that we'd be with our significant others. Jasper was in Emmett's old room, considering Emmett was moved out, engaged and an expectant father. Even though it'd only been 3 days we slept with each other every night. We didn't do anything, not with what happened to Rose and Em, but we just cuddled, which I was perfectly fine with. But, tonight I didn't want to sleep.

I wanted to shop.

I looked at the people surrounding me then down at Jasper's watch. It was only 9:30 and I was bored. I smiled thinking of the only store that was close and wasn't closed.

Wal-Mart.

But before I could tell them my evil plan Esme walked in and asked if we could get some milk and eggs for her, she was making her original pancakes for breakfast tomorrow morning. We all jumped up and I was grinning, this was going to be good.

Girlfriend

We pulled up in the Wal-Mart parking lot a good 5 minutes later because of Edward's insane driving. The lot was mostly empty except for a few cars and a Van.

Mike's van.

I grinned, today was going to get better and better. I pointed and started to tell everyone my plan.

Everyone's reaction was different but they were all happy about we were going to do. I dragged Bella inside and into the bathroom and started to make her look creepy and dead. Once I finished, I smiled, she looked scary. This was pretty much the second step of our plan from when we dumped butter on Edward. I hurried to the teen section and got the most hideous looking dress with this ugly floral design and some black flip-flops, paid for them and returned to Bella, who was smiling.

"Scary, Bells," I muttered as I handed her the dress and shoes. She walked into the larges stall and started to change.

"Where are Edward and Jasper?" She asked, her voice muffled from her shirt. I looked at my nails and answered.

"They're getting the milk and eggs, I ran into them when I was getting the shoes." Bella gave a noise of understanding. I looked through my bag till I found the scissors I always carried with me, for alterations and such. Once Bella exited the stall I started cutting the bottom of the dress, the sleeves, I entirely removed one then frayed part of the stomach and smeared it with brown eyeshadow. I took a step back and admired my work. She looked like she was in Shutter, I smiled happily and told her she was finished. She nodded. My phone started vibrating in my pocket. I had a text message.

To: Alice

From: Jazz 3

Found dumb and dumber. In the pharmacy, isle 4. Go!

I closed my phone and motioned for Bella to follow me. We walked to the pharmacy isle to find Mike and Jessica looking at condoms. I nearly gagged, wishing there was some kind of brain bleach near by. I shuttered.

The lights went out after a second, the only light was over Jessica and Mike's head. Bella grinned then put her hair in her face then started walking towards them with her arms out like a zombie. She was twitching and, really, it freaked me out at how good she was at this. She started making a groaning noise in the back of her throat and looked at them, her dark brown eyes looking black. Jessica turned and screamed, walking backwards into Mike. Bella twitch-walked up to them and muttered something in their ear that sounded like what a dead person would sound like.

She grabbed Jessica's hair with one hand and her throat with the other. "Kill," she groaned then moved her hand from Jessica's hair to Mike's throat. He was whimpering like a girl. I looked down and saw he had a wet spot on his pants. He freaking peed his pants! I clamped my hand over my mouth and turned, seeing Edward and Jasper, laughing, both their phones out, recording it. I smiled and looked back to see Bella twitch-walking her way back towards my hiding spot. The lights turned back on. By that time Bella had disappeared and was running back to the bathroom laughing maniacally. I started after her, scared. I looked at Edward, who was smiling like an idiot.

"She's amazing, isn't she?" I rolled my eyes and nodded.

"Mhmm, so I'm going to help get her back in her normal clothes and get the make – up off, okay? Go, look around." I saw Edward looking at where Mike and Jessica were, sobbing. He grinned and looked at the shelf above him. I looked at Edward, my mouth open. No. No way in hell was he going to have sex with my best friend right after my brother and other best friend found out they were pregnant! I pointed at him.

"Don't you even think about it, Edward. Or I swear I will castrate you. I swear you are such a teenage boy." He swallowed and nodded. I looked meaningfully at Jasper, too. "Keep an eye on him, will you?" He smiled and nodded. I walked to the bathroom, thinking.

What would I do if I found out Edward and Bella were going to have a baby? Freak. I mean, as bad as it sounds, it was pretty expectant, Rose wanted kids, just not this early. But, Bella, sure she wanted kids, but when she was well into her 20's.

I shook my head as I walked into the bathroom, seeing Bella washing off the make – up with water and a paper towel. It was all gone. I pulled out the clothes from my bag and handed it to her.

"You gonna spend the night?" I asked her, she peeked her head over the stall.

"Yeah, sure. Your house is probably closer to work than my house." She ducked back down, and then threw the dress at me. I stuffed it in my bag and sat on the sink. I heard someone coming in so I hopped off and started washing my hands.

Jessica Stanley entered the bathroom. To warn Bella that she had joined I said in my fakest voice "Oh! Hi, Jessica!" I cringed at the way my voice sounded. I sounded like the way you'd expect Barbie to talk.

I am not Barbie.

I am not tall, tan or blond. I am short, pale and I have black hair, I am not Barbie, I am Alice.

Jessica looked up and blinked. Her eyes hardened.

"Alice," She nodded. She checked her reflection in the mirror. "Did you just get here?" She was trying to be polite. Ha. Ha, ha. I laugh.

"Yup, Bella, Edward, Jasper and I came to pick up some groceries for Esme." She smiled at the mention of Edward. Oh, no. This isn't going to be good. Bella came out of the stall, glaring daggers at Jessica. Jessica returned the favor. She quietly walked out of the bathroom, after washing her hands, wiping them off on her jeans. She was walking like she had somewhere to go. Jessica smiled.

"I think I'm going to go. Nice talking to you, Alice." I looked at her, stunned.

"Likewise." I didn't go out with her because I still had soap on my hands. About three seconds later I heard a shrill scream. I ran out of the bathroom, leaving the faucet running. Standing in the entrance was Jessica, her hands over her mouth staring at Edward and Bella.

Who were currently making out.

Crap.

I knew this was going to happen. I told them it was going to happen, too. I just suspected it would be at school, with witnesses. Not at Wal-Mart.

Who could have guessed? Who could have known? Well, crap. You'd think that maybe, just maybe, there could be just one piece of drama in my life.

Haha, no.

Just. No.

I sighed and waited for it all to start. For Mike to come, for the screaming to come. I closed my eyes and shook my head and walked towards the bench and sat down next to Jasper. It was going to be a long night.

A/n: Cliffhanger! So, how'd you like Alice's point of view? Why don't you tell me? In a review. Yeah, do that :D haha.