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Deadpool shouted to the heavens his shout could be heard so far around the world it even punctured through dimensions and everyone in the marvel universe could hear it. "Why?" Deadpool questioned while down on two knees. "WHY GOD WHY?" He complained to god who also heard him.

This is all the author's fault!

"Partner it's alright I'm sure there will be a next time." His sword said sympathetically. Deadpool sniffed and stood up. He then observed the room he was in. He was surrounded by mages all pointing wands at him. Along with the prince who was also pointing a wand slash sword at him.

"Who are you ad why are you here?" The Prince Valiant Wales said while pointing his sword slash wand at him. Deadpool still in his sneaking outfit looked at him dumbly and asked him a question.

"Um are you Prince Wales?" The mages all looked at each other with a look that said is this guy for real. The Prince Wales had a stern gaze and answered.

"Yes I am Prince Wales of Albion. Now I demand to know why you are in my room?" The Prince said while pointing his sword wand at him. Deadpool quickly remembered why he was here and forgot all about the awesome stuff that was out the window that he can still join if he jumped out right now.

Your a dick dude.

Quick as a the flash Deadpool made a miniature tornado like the mask from Jim Carey. When the tornado was done Instead of Deadpool was an exact lookalike copy of Prince Wales.

"Well Prince I'm your new twin brother Wade and as of this moment your mage friends are going to disappear!" And like lightning Deadpool brought out two guns that looked like Ak-47's But instead had a barrel that looked like a minigun.

VLADOF GUNS FTW

We aren't seriously taking weapons from Borderlands now are we?

Deadpool fired his weapons at each and every single mage in the room. Miraculously the only person not getting hit was Prince Wales. The Prince could only stare as all the mages before him were dieing like dominoes. Deadpool then threw both of his guns at the remaining corpse's and made the whole room explode.

TORGUE GUNS FTW

I don't even care anymore.

Wales then stared at His twin with disbelief as his twin stared back with a sick sadistic grin.

"Guess what Wales?" Deadpool Wales said to the real Wales.

"What?" Wales said wearily.

"You better get ready?" He told him.

"Ready for what?" Wales said while stepping back. Deadpool Wales stepped forward and said.

"You better get ready... READY TO DIE!" Deadpool shouted.

YOU BETTER GET READY TO KILL!

Were not really killing him are we?

Wales casted a Air slash at Deadpool which hit his chest only to regenerate a second later.

"What are you?" He questioned him, Deadpool simply put a hand on his shoulder causing him to tense. Then in a really black voice he said.

"I'm your twin brother from another mother." Their was an eery silence with those crickets chirping in the back ground. Finally after a good three minute wait Wales broke the silence by saying the one word in all of our minds.

"What?"

"Look partner I know your trying to confuse the hell out of him but just tell him that your going to pose as him while he hides out and not go to war." Derflinger said surprising wales.

"Fine Spoil sport." Deadpool Wales said to his sword. "Ok Prince your father basically ordered me to replace you while you hide out and not die in this war we will surely lose." The prince didn't know what to say and before he could Deadpool clocked him in the head with his fist.

"Was that really necessary partner?" His sword asked.

"Of course it was! Now to put him in this box that I brought."

I thought we were going to be sneaking inside the box.

"Wrong it is to put the real Prince in." And so Deadpool put the Prince in the box. But in a far off corner of the land a portal opened and out came Wolverine.

"Alright Wade time to fix up your mess before Time and space eff up again." And he was off sniffing for our hero's scent.