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What did they see?

Hmm…

Lexaeus smacking Cloud over the head.

And thus, the bar fight began.

"Hey Roxas, should we help?" asked Rinx.

"I guess. Could get ugly."

They ran over to the bar, where Riku, Sora, Leon, Cloud, Xigbar and Xaldin (all drunken) were trying to take on a very frustrated Lexaeus.

"AGH! FIENDS!"

Roxas and Rinx hurried over. They went right to work, kicking and punching everything within reach.

Leon crept up behind Rinx, about to pull her into a headlock.

Cue karate chop from Roxas.

"HI-YA!"

Rinx started laughing at the ridiculousness of it all. Cloud came up behind her. She elbowed him in the stomach. (A/N: Don't get me wrong. Cloud is number two behind Roxas on my bishie list!) He toppled over.

"Thanks," said Lexaeus. "That was the last one."

Then our favorite pyromaniac tugged on Roxas's arm.

"Come on, Zexion's starting!"

Zexion was up on stage. Demyx was behind him.

Dear Diary:

Mood: Apathetic.

At this point, Demyx started up a basic beat.

My life is spiraling downward.
I couldn't get enough money to go to the
Blood Red Romance and Suffocate Me Dry concert.
It sucks 'cause they play some of my favorite songs
like "Stab My Heart Because I Love You" and
"Rip Apart My Soul" and of course,
"Stabby Rip Stab Stab".
And it doesn't help that I couldn't
get my hair to do that flippy thing.
Like that guy from that band can do.
Some days you know...

'I'm an emo kid, non-conforming as can be
You'd be non-conforming too if
you looked just like me
I have paint on my nails and make-up on my face
I'm almost emo enough to start shaving my legs
'Cause I feel real deep when I'm dressing in drag
I call it freedom of expression,
most just call me a fag
'Cause our dudes look like chicks,
and our chicks look like dykes
'Cause emo is one step below transvestite!

Stop my breathing and slit my throat
I must be emo
I don't jump around when I go to shows
I must be emo

I'm dark, and sensitive with low self-esteem
The way I dress makes every day feel like Halloween
I have no real problems but I like to make believe
I stole my sister's mascara now
I'm grounded for a week.
Sulking and writing poetry are my hobbies
I can't get through a Hawthorne
Heights album without sobbing
Girls keep breaking up with me,
it's never any fun.
They say they already have a pussy,
they don't need another one

Stop my breathing and slit my throat
I must be emo
I don't jump around when I go to shows
I must be emo
Dye in my hair and polish on my toes
I must be emo
I play guitar and write suicide notes
I must be emo

My life is just a black abyss,
you know, it's so dark.
And it's suffocating me.
Grabbing hold of me and tightening its grip,
tighter than a pair of
my little sister's jeans...
which look great on me by the way.

When I get depressed I cut my
wrists in every direction
Hearing songs about getting
dumped gives me an erection
I write in a live journal and
wear thick rimmed glasses
I tell my friends I bleed black
and cry during classes
I'm just a bad, cheap, imitation of goth,
You can read me "Catcher in the
Rye", and watch me jack off.
I wear skin tight clothes while hating my life
If I said I like girls, I'd only be half right!

I look like I'm dead and dress like a homo
I must be emo
Screw Xbox, i play old school Nintendo
I must be emo
I like to whine and hit my parentals
I must be emo
Me and my friends all look like clones
I must be emo

Rinx tried very hard not to laugh.

"Hope none of those things are true," snorted Roxas.

Zexion belted out:


My parents just don't get me, you know.
They think I'm gay just because
they saw me kiss a guy.
Well, a couple guys. But I mean, it's the 2000's.
Can't 2 ... or 4 dudes make-out with
each other without being gay?
I mean, chicks dig that kind of thing anyways.
I don't know diary,
sometimes I think you're the only one that gets me,
you're my best friend...
I feel like tacos!

Demyx ended the beat. "THAT WAS ROCKIN', ZEXY! COOKIES!"

While Zexion took a bow, Demyx scrambled down to Axel.

"Axel! We need another singer!" said Demyx, worried.

"Why?"

"The song actually features three people, not just two!"

Axel turned to Roxas. "Hey, we need you." Then he herded Roxas in front of him and disappeared backstage.

Rinx shrugged and walked over to the bar, where the ex-combatants from the bar fight were waking up (with major headaches).

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Meanwhile, backstage…

"Dude, you gotta sing!" yelled Axel. He shoved a paper into Roxas's hands.

"But I can't sing!"

"It's one verse," said Demyx.

"WHAT?!"

"If you sing, I'll get you ice cream for a week!"

"Deal," Roxas sighed.

"Ok, then. Let's get you started memorizing."

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Outside, Riku, Sora, Cloud, Leon, Xigbar and Xaldin were groaning and rubbing their temples. Kairi dished out some Advil, then turned to Rinx.

"Let's request some songs to DJ Zexion, since Demyx went backstage."

"Sure."

"Hmm…"

"Think dance music."

"Shakalaka."

"That'll work."

Kairi, Naminé, Yuffie and Rinx jogged over to Zexion.

"Dude, play "Shakalaka" by Sweetbox."

"Sure."

(how can they learn respect, all they see is sex, sex, sex)

How, how, how...
Shakalaka shakalaka boom.
How, how, how...

One, two, juicy lips
Three, four, watch those hips
Five, six, see that ass
Seven, eight, pay some cash
Nine, ten, spend some time
Anything to make up time.

(how can they learn respect, all they see is sex, sex, sex)
[x2

[CHORUS:
Shakalaka shakalaka shakalaka boom
Shake that ass and rock the room
Shakalaka shakalaka shakalaka boom
Shake that ass and rock the room

Keep it up, flip it down, however you want it
Besides you sayin 'if you got it, you flaunt it'
I guess you forgot about all the the little kids?
All the trash that you're putting in their heads
What's up, what's up, have you lost your mind?
1-900 like it's been your time.
What's it gonna be, heaven or hell?
The choice is yours, but time will tell.

[CHORUS:
Shakalaka shakalaka shakalaka boom
Shake that ass and rock the room
Shakalaka shakalaka shakalaka boom
Shake that ass and rock the room

How can they learn respect?

Shake it, baby.

How, how, how...
How, how, how...
How, how, how...
How, how, how.

One, two, juicy lips
Three, four, watch those hips
Five, six, see that ass
Seven, eight, pay some cash
Nine, ten, spend some time
Anything to make up time.

(how can they learn respect, all they see is sex, sex, sex)
[x2

[CHORUS:
Shakalaka shakalaka shakalaka boom
Shake that ass and rock the room
Shakalaka shakalaka shakalaka boom
Shake that ass and rock the room
[x2

(how can they learn respect, all they see is sex, sex, sex)

(A/N: Old music. Search "Final Fantasy Boys V 2.0" on YouTube if you want to hear it.)

The song ended.

Yuffie jumped up and down.

"Play London Bridge!"

"Yuffie!"

"Play Glamorous, Zexion," said Naminé in a quiet voice.

"Roger."

Rinx smirked. "That'll get some of the dudes onto the dance floor."

(Are You Ready)

If you ain't got no money take yo'broke ass home
You say: If you ain't got no money take yo'broke ass home
G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S, yeah G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S

We flyin' first class
Up in the sky
Poppin' champagne
Livin' my life
In the fast lane
And I wont change
By the Glamorous, oh the flossy flossy

The glamorous,
The glamorous, glamorous
By the Glamorous, oh the flossy flossy

The glamorous,
The glamorous, glamorous
By the Glamorous, oh the flossy flossy

Wear them gold and diamonds rings
All them things don't mean a thing
Chaperons and limousines
Shopping for expensive things
I be on the movie screens
Magazines and boogie scenes
I'm not clean, I'm not pristine
I'm no queen, I'm no machine
I still go to Taco Bell
Drive through, raw as hell
I don't care, I'm still real
No matter how many records I sell
After the show or after the Grammies
I like to go cool out with the family
Sippin', reminiscing on days when I had a Mustang

And now I'm in...

first class
Up in the sky
Poppin' champagne
Livin' my life
In the fast lane
And I won't change
By the Glamorous, oh the flossy flossy

The glamorous,
The glamorous, glamorous
By the Glamorous, oh the flossy flossy

The glamorous,
The glamorous, glamorous
By the Glamorous, oh the flossy flossy

On the dance floor, the guys were rocking it out. Taking turns, they mimed the lyrics that Ludacris sang while the girls continued to dance. (A/N: Imagine this whole scene.)


[Ludacris:
I'm talking Champagne wishes, caviar dreams
You deserve nothing but all the finer things
Now this whole world has no clue what to do with us
I've got enough money in the bank for the two of us
Brother gotta keep enough lettuce
To support your shoe fetish
Lifestyles so rich and famous
Robin Leach will get jealous
Half a million for the stones
Taking trips from here to Rome
So If you ain't got no money take yo'broke ass home
G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S, yeah G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S

We flyin' first class
Up in the sky
Poppin' champagne
Livin' the life
In the fast lane
And I wont change
By the Glamorous, oh the flossy flossy

The glamorous,
The glamorous, glamorous
By the Glamorous, oh the flossy flossy

The glamorous,
The glamorous, glamorous
By the Glamorous, oh the flossy flossy

I got problems up to here
I've got people in my ear
Telling me these crazy things
That I don't want to know
I've got money in the bank
And I'd really like to thank
All the fans, I'd like to thank
Thank you really though
Cause I remember yesterday
When I dreamt about the days
When I'd rock on MTV, that be really dope
Damn, It's been a long road
And the industry is cold
I'm glad my daddy tell me so
he let his daughter know.

(If you ain't got no money, take your broke ass home)
My daddy told me so
(I said, If you ain't got no money, take your broke ass home)
He let his daughter know
(If you ain't got no money, take your broke ass home)
My daddy told me so
(If you ain't got no money, take your broke ass home)
He let his daughter know

By this time, Roxas, Axel and Demyx had finished setting up. Roxas and Demyx got ready behind the curtain while Axel went out to announce to the audience.

"Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. We are going to perform "Shake Your Tailfeather" by Nelly, P. Diddy and Murphy Lee, featuring me, Roxas and Demyx respectively. Enjoy the show."

(A/N: This song has a good beat, but it's perverted. I swear. This is why Roxas didn't want to sing.)

[Axel (Demyx)
We do it for fun
We just do it for fun
Dirty E.A.T
We do it for fun
Bad Boy (Nelly, Diddy, Murphy Lee)
We do it for fun (This is history baby)
Bend them trucks
We do it for fun (haha)
Stack them bucks
We do it for fun (Come on now)
And the band played on (yea)
Just like (I believe you cool to this)
We do it for fun
If you see me ma
We do it for fun

[Demyx
Bad Boys 2, the soundtrack
Let's Go

[Verse 1: Axel (Demyx)
Hey girl
What your name is?
Where you from?
Turn around who you came with?
Is that your ass or your momma have reindeer?
I can't explain it but damn sure glad you came here
I'm still a sucker for cornrows, you know I never changed that (nah uh)
Your body is banging mamma, but where your brains at? (Come on)
I'm still the same cat when I was young I was running with bad boys
But now I'm older hope they saw I'm running with bad boys (that's right)
Here come another man
Unlike no other man
Candy coated whoa!
Switching in every lane
Ya'll help me
Why don't cha
Please help me
8th girl this week and its only tuesday
I like the cocky bow legged ones
Like white and Dominicans
Hispanics and Asians
Shake it for Nelly son
Manolos Ma-no-no's I can't tell
Everybody and their hootchies
When you do it do it well

[Chorus
[Axel Let me see you take it off
[Demyx Girl go and take it off
[Axel We can even do it slow
[Demyx We can even do it slow
[Axel Take it where you want to go
[Demyx Take it where you want to go
[Axel Just take that ass to the floor
[Demyx Pop something move something
Shake ya tail feather, girl go and take it low
[Axel We can even do it slow
[Demyx We can even do it slow
[Axel Take it where you want to go
[Demyx Take it where you want to go
[Axel Just take that ass to the floor
[Demyx Pop something move something
Shake ya tail feather

[Verse 2:Demyx (Axel)
Now real girls get down on the floor (on the floor)
Get that money honey act like you know (like you know)
Mama I like how you dance
The way you fit in them pants (Uh)
To the floor (Uh) take it low (Uh) girl do it again (Uh)
You know I love that (I love that)
Now where them girls at? (Where the girls at?)
It's Diddy, Murphy Lee, and Nelly how you love that? (Shit uh ohhhhhh)
Come on, we got another one player
From New York to the Dirty how they loving it player?
Baby you impressive let's get
To know each other
You the best of the best and
You got to love it in the dresses, sexiest
I had to tell her she's a young Janet Jackson live in living color
Look here momma you're dead wrong for having them pants on
Capri's cut low so when you shake it I see you're thong
My pocket's full of dough shake your feathers till the morning
It's Bad Boy and Nelly man somebody better warn them

[Chorus

[Bridge: Axel
Oh no I heard them bad boys coming
Can't stop now
Got to continue my running (yea)
Cause we go party till them lights come on
And if my song stops, fuck it, 'cause my mics still on

[Verse 3: Roxas (Axel)
Yo, I'm the big booty type
I like em thick with they mind right (Awe)
Banging personality conversate when the time right (Naw)
I'm not hard I got women to handle that
They be like he the man when I'm really a Thundercat
Come on you know the tics connect like Voltron
Collect so much grass popo thinking we mow lawns
My gohans don't match that
But it matches her head wrap and the seats that I got in the lap
I'm just a juvenile (Wha)
Because I be about G's
Keep your women wizzy man they say they have my babies
I'm young like Tucker like the cash and the money (I'm going to eat my money)
Man, I'm that damn hungry
See I'm starving like Marvin girl
I've got sixteen bars of fire is what I'm starting
Plus my rats come in packs like Sammy and Dean Martin
And I got so many keys you'd think I was valet parking

[Chorus

[Bridge: Axel
Oh no I heard them bad boys coming
Can't stop now
Got to continue my running (yea)
Because we go party till them lights come on
And if my song stops, fuck it, 'cause my mic's still on

The guys were acting like they were "all that" while the girls (Yuffie and Rinx in particular) played it to the hilt. In the middle of the song, Yuffie and Rinx had yelled "Yeah! Shake that thang!"

Roxas flushed when the song ended and headed backstage.

"Don't forget, you still have to tell her," said Axel as he passed the blond boy.

"Don't remind me."

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Dudes, one more part for the dance party.

Review! You'll get a free recording of the music in this part!

Free muffins too!

Free set of Roxas, Demyx and Axel plushies dressed like gangsters!

-Rin