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What did they see?
Hmm…
Lexaeus smacking Cloud over the head.
And thus, the bar fight began.
"Hey Roxas, should we help?" asked Rinx.
"I guess. Could get ugly."
They ran over to the bar, where Riku, Sora, Leon, Cloud, Xigbar and Xaldin (all drunken) were trying to take on a very frustrated Lexaeus.
"AGH! FIENDS!"
Roxas and Rinx hurried over. They went right to work, kicking and punching everything within reach.
Leon crept up behind Rinx, about to pull her into a headlock.
Cue karate chop from Roxas.
"HI-YA!"
Rinx started laughing at the ridiculousness of it all. Cloud came up behind her. She elbowed him in the stomach. (A/N: Don't get me wrong. Cloud is number two behind Roxas on my bishie list!) He toppled over.
"Thanks," said Lexaeus. "That was the last one."
Then our favorite pyromaniac tugged on Roxas's arm.
"Come on, Zexion's starting!"
Zexion was up on stage. Demyx was behind him.
Dear Diary: Mood:
Apathetic.
At this point, Demyx
started up a basic beat. My life is spiraling downward. 'I'm an emo kid, non-conforming
as can be Stop my breathing and slit my throat I'm
dark, and sensitive with low self-esteem Stop my
breathing and slit my throat My life is just a black
abyss, When I get depressed I cut my I look like I'm dead and dress
like a homo
I
couldn't get enough money to go to the
Blood Red Romance and
Suffocate Me Dry concert.
It sucks 'cause they play some of my
favorite songs
like "Stab My Heart Because I Love You"
and
"Rip Apart My Soul" and of course,
"Stabby
Rip Stab Stab".
And it doesn't help that I couldn't
get
my hair to do that flippy thing.
Like that guy from that band can
do.
Some days you know...
You'd be non-conforming too if
you looked just like
me
I have paint on my nails and make-up on my face
I'm almost
emo enough to start shaving my legs
'Cause I feel real deep when
I'm dressing in drag
I call it freedom of expression,
most
just call me a fag
'Cause our dudes look like chicks,
and our
chicks look like dykes
'Cause emo is one step below transvestite!
I must be emo
I
don't jump around when I go to shows
I must be emo
The way I dress makes
every day feel like Halloween
I have no real problems but I like
to make believe
I stole my sister's mascara now
I'm grounded
for a week.
Sulking and writing poetry are my hobbies
I can't
get through a Hawthorne
Heights album without sobbing
Girls
keep breaking up with me,
it's never any fun.
They say they
already have a pussy,
they don't need another one
I must be emo
I don't jump
around when I go to shows
I must be emo
Dye in my hair and
polish on my toes
I must be emo
I play guitar and write
suicide notes
I must be emo
you know, it's so dark.
And it's suffocating me.
Grabbing hold of me and tightening its grip,
tighter than a
pair of
my little sister's jeans...
which look great on me by
the way.
wrists in every
direction
Hearing songs about getting
dumped gives me an
erection
I write in a live journal and
wear thick rimmed
glasses
I tell my friends I bleed black
and cry during
classes
I'm just a bad, cheap, imitation of goth,
You can
read me "Catcher in the
Rye", and watch me jack off.
I
wear skin tight clothes while hating my life
If I said I like
girls, I'd only be half right!
I must be emo
Screw Xbox, i play old school
Nintendo
I must be emo
I like to whine and hit my parentals
I must be emo
Me and my friends all look like clones
I
must be emo
Rinx tried very hard not to laugh.
"Hope none of those things are true," snorted Roxas.
Zexion belted out:
My parents just
don't get me, you know.
They think I'm gay just because
they
saw me kiss a guy.
Well, a couple guys. But I mean, it's the
2000's.
Can't 2 ... or 4 dudes make-out with
each other
without being gay?
I mean, chicks dig that kind of thing anyways.
I don't know diary,
sometimes I think you're the only one
that gets me,
you're my best friend...
I feel like tacos!
Demyx ended the beat. "THAT WAS ROCKIN', ZEXY! COOKIES!"
While Zexion took a bow, Demyx scrambled down to Axel.
"Axel! We need another singer!" said Demyx, worried.
"Why?"
"The song actually features three people, not just two!"
Axel turned to Roxas. "Hey, we need you." Then he herded Roxas in front of him and disappeared backstage.
Rinx shrugged and walked over to the bar, where the ex-combatants from the bar fight were waking up (with major headaches).
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Meanwhile, backstage…
"Dude, you gotta sing!" yelled Axel. He shoved a paper into Roxas's hands.
"But I can't sing!"
"It's one verse," said Demyx.
"WHAT?!"
"If you sing, I'll get you ice cream for a week!"
"Deal," Roxas sighed.
"Ok, then. Let's get you started memorizing."
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Outside, Riku, Sora, Cloud, Leon, Xigbar and Xaldin were groaning and rubbing their temples. Kairi dished out some Advil, then turned to Rinx.
"Let's request some songs to DJ Zexion, since Demyx went backstage."
"Sure."
"Hmm…"
"Think dance music."
"Shakalaka."
"That'll work."
Kairi, Naminé, Yuffie and Rinx jogged over to Zexion.
"Dude, play "Shakalaka" by Sweetbox."
"Sure."
(how can they learn
respect, all they see is sex, sex, sex) How, how,
how... One,
two, juicy lips (how can they learn respect,
all they see is sex, sex, sex) Keep it up, flip it down, however you want it How can they learn respect? Shake it,
baby. How, how, how... One, two, juicy lips (how
can they learn respect, all they see is sex, sex,
sex) (how can they learn respect,
all they see is sex, sex, sex)
Shakalaka shakalaka boom.
How, how, how...
Three, four, watch those hips
Five, six, see
that ass
Seven, eight, pay some cash
Nine, ten, spend some
time
Anything to make up time.
Shakalaka
shakalaka shakalaka boom
Shake that ass and rock the
room
Shakalaka shakalaka shakalaka boom
Shake that ass and rock
the room
Besides
you sayin 'if you got it, you flaunt it'
I guess you forgot about
all the the little kids?
All the trash that you're putting in
their heads
What's up, what's up, have you lost your mind?
1-900
like it's been your time.
What's it gonna be, heaven or hell?
The
choice is yours, but time will tell.
Shakalaka
shakalaka shakalaka boom
Shake that ass and rock the
room
Shakalaka shakalaka shakalaka boom
Shake that ass and rock
the room
How, how, how...
How, how,
how...
How, how, how.
Three, four,
watch those hips
Five, six, see that ass
Seven, eight, pay some
cash
Nine, ten, spend some time
Anything to make up time.
Shakalaka
shakalaka shakalaka boom
Shake that ass and rock the
room
Shakalaka shakalaka shakalaka boom
Shake that ass and rock
the room
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(A/N: Old music. Search "Final Fantasy Boys V 2.0" on YouTube if you want to hear it.)
The song ended.
Yuffie jumped up and down.
"Play London Bridge!"
"Yuffie!"
"Play Glamorous, Zexion," said Naminé in a quiet voice.
"Roger."
Rinx smirked. "That'll get some of the dudes onto the dance floor."
(Are You Ready) If
you ain't got no money take yo'broke ass home We flyin' first class The
glamorous, The glamorous, Wear them gold and
diamonds rings And now I'm
in... first class The glamorous, The
glamorous,
You say: If you
ain't got no money take yo'broke ass home
G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S, yeah
G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S
Up in the
sky
Poppin' champagne
Livin' my life
In the fast lane
And
I wont change
By the Glamorous, oh the flossy flossy
The glamorous, glamorous
By the Glamorous, oh the
flossy flossy
The glamorous, glamorous
By
the Glamorous, oh the flossy flossy
All them things don't mean a thing
Chaperons and
limousines
Shopping for expensive things
I be on the movie
screens
Magazines and boogie scenes
I'm not clean, I'm not
pristine
I'm no queen, I'm no machine
I still go to Taco
Bell
Drive through, raw as hell
I don't care, I'm still real
No
matter how many records I sell
After the show or after the
Grammies
I like to go cool out with the family
Sippin',
reminiscing on days when I had a Mustang
Up in the sky
Poppin' champagne
Livin'
my life
In the fast lane
And I won't change
By the
Glamorous, oh the flossy flossy
The
glamorous, glamorous
By the Glamorous, oh the flossy flossy
The glamorous, glamorous
By the Glamorous, oh the
flossy flossy
On the dance floor, the guys were rocking it out. Taking turns, they mimed the lyrics that Ludacris sang while the girls continued to dance. (A/N: Imagine this whole scene.)
We flyin'
first class The glamorous, The
glamorous, I got problems up to here (If you ain't got no
money, take your broke ass home)
[Ludacris:
I'm
talking Champagne wishes, caviar dreams
You deserve nothing but
all the finer things
Now this whole world has no clue what to do
with us
I've got enough money in the bank for the two of
us
Brother gotta keep enough lettuce
To support your shoe
fetish
Lifestyles so rich and famous
Robin Leach will get
jealous
Half a million for the stones
Taking trips from here to
Rome
So If you ain't got no money take yo'broke ass
home
G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S, yeah G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S
Up in the sky
Poppin' champagne
Livin' the
life
In the fast lane
And I wont change
By the Glamorous, oh
the flossy flossy
The glamorous,
glamorous
By the Glamorous, oh the flossy flossy
The glamorous, glamorous
By the Glamorous, oh the
flossy flossy
I've got people in
my ear
Telling me these crazy things
That I don't want to
know
I've got money in the bank
And I'd really like to
thank
All the fans, I'd like to thank
Thank you really
though
Cause I remember yesterday
When I dreamt about the
days
When I'd rock on MTV, that be really dope
Damn, It's been
a long road
And the industry is cold
I'm glad my daddy tell me
so
he let his daughter know.
My daddy told me so
(I said,
If you ain't got no money, take your broke ass home)
He let his
daughter know
(If you ain't got no money, take your broke ass
home)
My daddy told me so
(If you ain't got no money, take your
broke ass home)
He let his daughter know
By this time, Roxas, Axel and Demyx had finished setting up. Roxas and Demyx got ready behind the curtain while Axel went out to announce to the audience.
"Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. We are going to perform "Shake Your Tailfeather" by Nelly, P. Diddy and Murphy Lee, featuring me, Roxas and Demyx respectively. Enjoy the show."
(A/N: This song has a good beat, but it's perverted. I swear. This is why Roxas didn't want to sing.)
[Axel (Demyx) [Demyx [Verse 1: Axel
(Demyx) [Chorus [Verse 2:Demyx
(Axel) [Chorus [Bridge: Axel [Verse 3:
Roxas (Axel) [Chorus [Bridge: Axel
We
do it for fun
We just do it for fun
Dirty E.A.T
We do it for
fun
Bad Boy (Nelly, Diddy, Murphy Lee)
We do it for fun (This
is history baby)
Bend them trucks
We do it for fun (haha)
Stack
them bucks
We do it for fun (Come on now)
And the band played
on (yea)
Just like (I believe you cool to this)
We do it for
fun
If you see me ma
We do it for fun
Bad
Boys 2, the soundtrack
Let's Go
Hey girl
What your name is?
Where you from?
Turn
around who you came with?
Is that your ass or your momma have
reindeer?
I can't explain it but damn sure glad you came here
I'm
still a sucker for cornrows, you know I never changed that (nah
uh)
Your body is banging mamma, but where your brains at? (Come
on)
I'm still the same cat when I was young I was running with bad
boys
But now I'm older hope they saw I'm running with bad boys
(that's right)
Here come another man
Unlike no other man
Candy
coated whoa!
Switching in every lane
Ya'll help me
Why don't
cha
Please help me
8th girl this week and its only tuesday
I
like the cocky bow legged ones
Like white and Dominicans
Hispanics
and Asians
Shake it for Nelly son
Manolos Ma-no-no's I can't
tell
Everybody and their hootchies
When you do it do it
well
[Axel Let me see you take it off
[Demyx
Girl go and take it off
[Axel We can even do it slow
[Demyx
We can even do it slow
[Axel Take it where you want to go
[Demyx
Take it where you want to go
[Axel Just take that ass to the
floor
[Demyx Pop something move something
Shake ya tail
feather, girl go and take it low
[Axel We can even do it
slow
[Demyx We can even do it slow
[Axel Take it where you
want to go
[Demyx Take it where you want to go
[Axel Just
take that ass to the floor
[Demyx Pop something move
something
Shake ya tail feather
Now real girls get down on the floor (on the floor)
Get
that money honey act like you know (like you know)
Mama I like how
you dance
The way you fit in them pants (Uh)
To the floor (Uh)
take it low (Uh) girl do it again (Uh)
You know I love that (I
love that)
Now where them girls at? (Where the girls at?)
It's
Diddy, Murphy Lee, and Nelly how you love that? (Shit uh
ohhhhhh)
Come on, we got another one player
From New York to
the Dirty how they loving it player?
Baby you impressive let's
get
To know each other
You the best of the best and
You got
to love it in the dresses, sexiest
I had to tell her she's a young
Janet Jackson live in living color
Look here momma you're dead
wrong for having them pants on
Capri's cut low so when you shake
it I see you're thong
My pocket's full of dough shake your
feathers till the morning
It's Bad Boy and Nelly man somebody
better warn them
Oh no I
heard them bad boys coming
Can't stop now
Got to continue my
running (yea)
Cause we go party till them lights come on
And if
my song stops, fuck it, 'cause my mics still on
Yo, I'm the big booty type
I like em thick with
they mind right (Awe)
Banging personality conversate when the time
right (Naw)
I'm not hard I got women to handle that
They be
like he the man when I'm really a Thundercat
Come on you know the
tics connect like Voltron
Collect so much grass popo thinking we
mow lawns
My gohans don't match that
But it matches her head
wrap and the seats that I got in the lap
I'm just a juvenile
(Wha)
Because I be about G's
Keep your women wizzy man they say
they have my babies
I'm young like Tucker like the cash and the
money (I'm going to eat my money)
Man, I'm that damn hungry
See
I'm starving like Marvin girl
I've got sixteen bars of fire is
what I'm starting
Plus my rats come in packs like Sammy and Dean
Martin
And I got so many keys you'd think I was valet
parking
Oh no I heard them
bad boys coming
Can't stop now
Got to continue my running
(yea)
Because we go party till them lights come on
And if my
song stops, fuck it, 'cause my mic's still on
The guys were acting like they were "all that" while the girls (Yuffie and Rinx in particular) played it to the hilt. In the middle of the song, Yuffie and Rinx had yelled "Yeah! Shake that thang!"
Roxas flushed when the song ended and headed backstage.
"Don't forget, you still have to tell her," said Axel as he passed the blond boy.
"Don't remind me."
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Dudes, one more part for the dance party.
Review! You'll get a free recording of the music in this part!
Free muffins too!
Free set of Roxas, Demyx and Axel plushies dressed like gangsters!
-Rin
