More fun. There will be less spaces between their ages now, months instead of years kind of thing. Well, maybe one more years span one. IDK. I hope this one is funny. I'm not real sure ^^;
CC (c) MI characters
Clary POV
"Ugh.." I moaned, sitting up. My large round stomach made me look twice as wide as normal and made even sitting hurt. My mother told me each pregnancy gets a little easier because you get used to the feeling of it. What a load of bull. I love my kids but being pregnant sucks.
I swung my legs over the side of bed, trying to let some blood flow back into them. Pins and needles tingled them, the only reason I was even sure they were still there. With more effort than should ever be needed I pushed myself up so I was standing. Waddling my 8 month pregnant self into the hall I found my destination. Food.
I pulled open the fridge door and examined the food inside. By The Angel I think I could eat it all and the fridge, no problem.
I settled on a turkey sandwhich smothered in fattening Mayo. Yum.
With sandwhich in hand I made way to the little alcove room that served as a living room. My teeth sunk into the sourdough bread and I almost moaned.
Upon opening the door I saw Ari and Jamie both in there, dancing around on the plush circular rug. They were singing something but I couldn't hear them very well. I stepped a few paces closer and finally heard what they were singing.
"OH..Supdercalifragilistic-Expialidocious!" Ari sang, jumping up energetically.
"Even if the sound of it is really really bogus!" Jamie crowed next. I almost dropped my sandwhich. I don't remember that line.
"If you say it loud enough you'll always sound pukocious!" Ari sang after Jamie. Apparently they were taking turns, and definatly making a good portion of this song up. I stumbled back into the corner so they would keep going and not see me watching.
"Supder-callus-fragi-lastic-expi-ire-doious!" Jamie said, trying to say the word but failing miserably.
"Um diddy umm diddy diddy eye!" Jamie sang, his line slurred all together adorably. That's what happens when a 5 year old tries to sing this song. Ari went next.
"So if Church has found your tongue, and uses it to play!"
"Just make up a real big word and he will go away!"
Ari did a cartwheel and faced Jamie, who ran through her laughing manically. My God, I'm not gonna last.
"Use the big word carefully or it could change your life." Ari told Jamie, bending at the waist to look at him. He stared back, thinking.
"Supder-callus-fragi-lastic-expi-ire-docious!" He sang instead, not knowing a rhyme I guess. I looked up at the ceiling, hoping that holding all this laughter in wouldn't send me into early labor.
"Wow, what a show." I heard a chuckling voice say from beside me. I gave a shriek and turned to saw Jace and Alec standing beside me, clothes torn and covered in blood and ochor.
"When did you two get here?" I questioned, suprised I hadn't heard them.
"Hi momma!" Jamie yelled, smiling wide. He barreled toward me, his sister jogging over as well. He hugged me, wrapping his arms as far as he could around my waist. Which, depressingly enough wasn't very far.
"Hi honey. What were you doing?" I asked, as if I hadn't been watching the entire thing.
My 11 year old smirked, tossing her blonde waves over her shoulder with a flick of the wrist. "Show tunes. They're very stress relieving."
Alec busted out laughing and headed out the door.
Jamie nodded his head curtly, like he had any idea what that even means. Heck, it took me a second to remember what it means.
I turned my head to Jace. "She really is your child."
"You love to say that." He commented. I rose my eyebrows.
"I never said it wasn't true." Jace concluded, touching my stomach.
"Don't do that." I pulled his hand away.
"I can't touch my child?" He smirked.
"Ask!" I countered, rubbing my hand over Jamie's light strawberry hair. Jace and Alec gave me a strange stare.
"Well I don't go around randomly rubbing your stomach do I?"
Jace smirked. "Well.." He started, running his hand over his abs.
I held my hand up. "Please don't."
Whatcha think?
~Elizem18
