Written 04/26/2015
Prompt from deamon_of_light: "So you would think Hashirama is a morning person but actually the only way Madara can get her up is be dumping a bucket full of water over her"
Characters: Fem!Madara, Fem!Hashirama
Pairing: Fem!HashiMada
Warnings: Madara being a little shit.
Madara eyed her lover with a smirk. The other woman didn't know what was coming to her.
The Uchiha would never understand why people thought she wasn't a morning person and for some reason thought that Hashirama was. It completely baffled her, since she was up at six am every morning without fail. She had been waking up at that hour for almost her entire life after all, it was simply habit now, and she saw no reason to stop it, since it was useful.
Hashirama however, was another matter.
She loved the woman dearly (even though she would strangle anyone who said so, and would never admit to it out loud herself), but Hashirama slept like a rock. She snored too. Loudly. But that wasn't the problem. No, the problem was that Hashirama was nearly impossible to wake up in the mornings and every time the woman was late for something because she had been sleeping, Madara got blamed for it.
She scowled at the thought, before her smirk returned in full force, because today, Hashirama would be in the Hokage's office, nice, bright, and early. Looking around Madara made sure that she had everything she needed;
-one sleeping Hashirama, snoring away as she sprawled out on their bed? Check.
-one bucket full of ice cold water courtesy of the river running behind their house? Check.
Her smirk turning into a full-fledged evil grin, Madara carefully picked up the bucket, and walked towards the bed.
"Time to get up Hashirama." She snickered, before dumping the bucket on the Senju's head.
Two seconds later and the brunette was sitting up, gasping and wiping water out of her eyes furiously as she stared at her now snorting lover in shock.
"Wha-" Was all she got out, too shocked at the situation to say much else as Madara smirked at her.
"You have an hour to get ready and get to your office for the day." Hashirama blinked.
"Did you... Did you just wake me up by dumping a bucket of water on me!?" Madara nodded.
"Of course, I had to wake you up somehow, and nothing else was working." She said with a sniff. Hashirama wondered if she had done anything lately to piss off her lover.
"..."
Madara shot her a sly grin.
"If you hurry up and get to the office sooner you'll be done for the day sooner and we can actually go out for dinner tonight if you'd like." She offered nonchalantly. Hashirama was off like a shot as Madara snickered again.
She'd have to remember that a bucket of cold water did wake Hashirama up for future reference.
