I'm bored, I was thinking of something about what would happen if Rogue was openly talketive and a masochist, that's how I came up with this so enjoy.


Edolas?

It was another regular day in Sabertooth, actually, it was anything but normal. The slayers and their mates currently took up the guilds pool as they lounged around lazily on a sunny day like this.

"Lisanna, do you know what I was just thinking of," Lucy thought out loud as she leaned back in the clear pink floating tube.

"No….," Lisanna stated carefully as she looked at the lazy blonde who currently had her eyes closed.

"I just remembered todays the anniversary of when we first came to Edolas- KYAAA!" Lucy's scream was cut short as she was thrown off her floaty and turned as she sent a murderous glare towards a snickering Sting.

"Exactly what is Edolas?" Yukino asked as she joined in on the conversation.

"Edolas just so happens to be a world where we have our own counterparts, except they're the complete opposite of who we are," Levy explained as she put her book down and removed her gale force reading glasses.

"Counterparts?" Rogue asked as he appeared behind his mate as he wrapped his arms around Lucy's waist.

"Yeah, all of us have counterparts there," Gajeel grumbled as he sat on the pool side watching lazily.

"So you mean there's a girl version of me in Edolas?" Sting asked as Lucy smacked him upside the head.

"No idiot but close, our counterparts look almost exactly like us but have the complete opposite personality, kind of," Lucy explained as Rogue began thinking.

"So would that mean the supposed Edolas Natsu would be weak?" Rogue asked as Levy nodded.

"Precisely, they may look like us but they think differently," Levy explained as she stood up and stretched.

"So would that mean Edolas Lucy is nice unlike this Lucy?" Sting asked but was silenced by Lucy grabbing her slipper from the pool side and flinging it at his face.

"Is that supposed to mean I'm a bitch?" Lucy asked as she grit her teeth and glared at Sting.

"Calm down Lucy, he's just being and idiot," Rogue mumbled as he buried his face in Lucy's neck causing the blonde to begin blushing.

"Now that we're on the topic, I wonder where the anima is opening this year," Mirajane thought out loud as she lay on Laxus's chest in one of the pool chairs.

"I want to go to Edolas, sounds fun," Sting smirked, as if someone heard the idiots wish, a large white tear appeared in the sky above the Sabertooth guild pool as the Dragon Slayers and their mates began to get pulled towards it.

"Sting you idiot! Way to go!" Lucy yelled as she clung to the pool ladder for dead life.

"It isn't my fault Blondie! Maybe if you stopped being such a bi-,"

Sting wasn't able to finish his sentence as an angry Lucy let go of the ladder she was holding and launched herself towards Sting knocked him off the other ladder he was grabbing onto.

"If I'm going down I'm taking you with me asshole," Lucy yelled as she and Sting made their best attempts at hitting each other as they were sucked into the Anima.

"God damnit Lucy!" Rogue yelled as he went into the Anima after his mate.

"Sting!" Yukino yelled as her hand slipped from the edge of the pool which she had been clinging onto as she, Levy and Lisanna, who were grabbing one another's ankles went flying into the Anima.

"Fuck it," Gajeel grumbled as he and Natsu went after their mates as well.

"Damnit Mira," Laxus growled as he watched Mira let go of the ladder she had been grabbing onto and began getting sucked into the Anima.

"Sorry Laxus, it just seemed like fun," Mira laughed as Laxus huffed and followed after his mate.

When Lucy and Sting landed in Edolas, the first thing they did was slap one another, as Lucy tackled Sting but the slayer kicked the bikini clad blonde off of him. Lucy began rushing towards Sting as she prepared to attack the slayer as Sting tried his best to activate white drive but failed miserably.

"Damnit why isn't it working!" Sting yelled as he saw Lucy's foot flying towards his face.

"Lucy Kick!" Sting was sent crashing into a tree as Lucy growled at him.

"Magic doesn't work here," Lucy sneered as she sent another kick at Sting yet the slayer caught her ankle as he swung her around and threw her in the other direction.

Lucy closed her eye expecting to slam into something hard and break something but opened her eyes to find Rogue had caught her and was now holding had bridal style.

"Both of you idiots stop it," Rogue growled as he kept his grip on Lucy as the others flew through the anima.

"Hah! Looks like you can't do anything anymore blo-," Sting's mocking was cut short as Levy, Lisanna and Yukino fell on top of him as they exited the anima.

Gajeel, Laxus and Mira came next as they landed on their feet perfectly.

"Wait, where's Natsu?" Lisanna asked as she noticed the slayer was missing from the group.

"Lucy watch out!" Natsu yelled as he came rocketing from the sky as Lucy, who had been put down by Rogue not too long ago began running but Natsu still crashed into her.

"Get off of me damnit," Lucy mumbled into the dirt as she was unintentionally being pressed face first into the dirt by Natsu.

"Ehh…whoop, sorry Luce," Natsu grinned as he got up and rubbed his neck back sheepishly.

"Great now we're stranded in the middle of nowhere, in only swimsuits" Laxus growled as he crossed his arms and huffed.

"Oh right, I almost forgot you weren't part of the Edolas group," Mira chuckled as she watched Rogue help Lucy up out of the dirt.

"And one last thing…..we have no magic here," Levy stated plainly, her face as devoid of emotion as Rogue and Virgo combined.

"Wait what?!" The members who had never been to Edolas yelled as they looked towards the Fairy Tail mages for an explanation.

"Are you serious?" Yukino asked as she looked at Lucy who simply nodded.

"Well she definitely isn't joking," Lisanna huffed but sighed in defeat.

"What the hell is going on over there," a voice roared as they heard approaching footsteps as they all froze.

"Wait a minute, I know that voice anywhere….Lucy!" The blonde celestial Mage yelled as she waved her hands in the air as the figure exited the thick brush of the forest.

"Oh, hey Lucy, long time no see," the other blonde grinned as she and Lucy greeted one another.

"That's the other Lucy?" Rogue asked as he felt a trail of blood escape his nose due to two things, the fact that his Lucy was still in a bikini which was torn a bit revealing even more cleavage but still managed to cover her somehow and the fact that other Lucy was wearing an extremely revealing leotard.

"Rogue," Lucy huffed as she snapped her fingers trying to catch the slayers attention.

"Did you just say Rogue?" Edo Lucy asked nervously as a nervous aura surrounded her.

"Yeah why?" Lucy asked as she turned her back to the slayer who was now staring at her barely clothed behind.

"The Rogue here is…..creepy, and I think your little boyfriend is about to pass out,"

Lucy tuned around to find Rogue with a large amount of blood gushing from his nose as he smirked slyly, Lucy's face fell as she finally noticed what Rogue was staring at.

"Pervert! Technique 31: Studly Bomber!" Lucy roared as she tackled the slayer to the ground and performed something she had learned from her Edo counterpart.

"Lucy what are yo- OW! Holy fucking shit let go!" Rogue yelled as he felt his spine bending in ways it wasn't supposed to as Lucy pulled his arms upwards.

"I see you've perfected the technique," Edo Lucy chuckled as Mage Lucy blushed a deep red as she released Rogue from the hold and for off of him.

"Hi Lucy," Lisanna grinned as she waved to her old friend who simply smirked and waved back.

"So, exactly why are you guys in Edolas?" Edo Lucy asked as she looked at all of them.

"About that, we kind of got sucked into the anima while swimming," Levy explained quietly as Lucy stood their contemplating what to do before huffing in defeat.

"Well looks like I don't know what to tell you idiots except to wait it out, meanwhile, I have a feeling one of the idiots at the guild may know something so let's go," Edo Lucy orders sternly as they all walked through the thick brush of the forest.

"My back still fucking hurts," Rogue groaned as he followed after his Lucy who quietly mumbled an apology as they walked.

The group arrived at the guild as Edo Lucy looked hesitant to enter, as she ushered Lucy forwards first as her aura of nervousness surrounded her.

"Why don't you go first," Edo Lucy insisted as she pushed Lucy into the guild causing the girl to stumble as she stood their nervously.

"I don't see what's so wr-,"

"Lucy, I noticed that you've returned, great," a voice from Lucy chuckled as Lucy slowly turned around as something, or someone began hugging her feet.

"Your back and I noticed what your wearing, is it for me," the man smirked as he moved his hand to feel up Lucy but was kicked off by Rogue smashing his foot into the mans face.

"Stay away from her," Rogue growled as he hugged Lucy to his chest protectively.

"Who the hell was that?" Gajeel asked as they looked at the black haired man who currently lay face first down in the ground, he wore a simple pair of black jeans and a large green sweater similar to Frosch's fur colour and also had a pair of black combat boots.

"That would be Rogue Yami, resident creep of the guild," a voice explained as everyone's head whipped around to find a man with light blonde gelled hair, piercing blue eyes and a pair of black glasses as he wore a simple white button up shirt with a black tie, a pair of black pants and black combat boots.

"No way, if that's Rogue then you must be….,"

"None other than Sting Akari, my best friend," Edo Lucy grinned as she leaned on Edo Sting's shoulder.

"No way! You two friends!" Sting and Lucy yelled in unison as they glared at one another.

"I thought you said everything was different here," Rogue huffed as he pulled his mate away from Sting and into a hug.

"Looks like the bitch has finally returned," a voice sneered as Edo Lucy began scowling as she turned her head to find a girl with long silver hair wearing a skimpy bikini that barely covered her necessities as she wore a white cloak as well.

"The fuck do you want whore?" Edo Lucy growled as she glared at the silver haired girl.

"That would be Yukino Al Risha," Edo Sting explained bluntly as actual Yukino fell to her knees.

"N-No way, that can't be me," Yukino sobbed as she glanced at her meaner more revealing Edo counterpart.

"There's one thing I still don't get, that loser," Gajeel huffed as he pointed to Edo Rogue who was currently behind Edo Lucy.

"Please just let me touch you," Edo Rogue begged in a dark an creepy way as he loomed over Edo Lucy.

"No way you creep! Get lost!" Edo Lucy roared as she slammed her foot into his face sending him flying back.

Everyone noticed that Edo Rogue didn't seem affected by the kick, instead he had hearts in his eyes as he glanced at Edo Lucy.

"Please kick me again my love," Edo Rogue begged as hearts continued swimming in his red as a dark realisation hit each Earthland member.

"No fucking way….," Laxus, Mira and Gajeel mumbled as they looked at the Edo Rogue who was hugging Edo Lucy's legs again as he begged her to hit him.

"Edo Rogue is….," Natsu, Lisanna, Levy and Yukino continued as they stared on in shock as actual Rogue began shaking.

"A-A Masochist?!" Lucy and Sting yelled as the blonde duo fell to the floor laughing as they wiped tears from their eyes, that was the closest thing to camaraderie you'd get from those two.

"This….is…..fucking…..embarrassing," Rogue groaned as he looked on at his counterpart in shame and disgust.

Lucy's laughing fit was cut short as Edo Rogue latched onto hers legs as his hand slid up her thigh.

"Creepy pervert!" Lucy screeched as she scrambled to her feet and slammed her foot into the creepy counterpart's face sending him flying back into a wall at breakneck speed.

"Your kick is twice as powerful, please let me touch you," The masochist begged as he chased after Lucy who ran around the guild.

"How much longer are we going to he trapped here?!" Lucy yelled as crossed her arms over her barely clothed breasts to cover what she could as she ran as fast as possible.


And I'm done.

I enjoyed writing this chapter for the soul reason that writing Edo Rogue as a creepy masochist was really fun, in case you missed the hint, Earthland Rogue hates pain (especially by Lucy's hand even though he can endure pain for a long time) whilst Edo Rogue very much enjoys being hurt.

Izzy-Izzy (is still very sick)

I feel like my last few chapters plus this one is crap because Ive been sick since Saturday and I literally cough every five scones resulting in a massive headache. Basically I'm having trouble focusing.