PRIVATE MEMO

TO: Dr. Radek Zelenka

FROM: A friend

RE: A possible deal

Actually, I changed my mind. Instead of paying you for the video, how about you giving it to me in exchange for my not telling Dr. Weir or Colonel Sheppard about your bootlegging activities? I'm sure they would be interested in knowing about illegal alcohol production in the city.

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PRIVATE MEMO

TO: KamarĂ¡d

FROM: Dr. Radek Zelenka

RE: Blackmail

Who says they don't already know? But you are still a miserable specimen of humanity. I think I've figured out who you are. You're Kavanaugh, right? Zmrde zkurvenej!

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PRIVATE MEMO

TO: Dr. Radek Zelenka

FROM: It doesn't matter

RE: Blackmail

You can insult me all you want. But unless you meet me on the balcony outside the control room at midnight tonight, your whiskey-running days are over. Bring the video and come alone.

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PRIVATE MEMO

TO: Lt. Laura Cadman

FROM: Dr. Carson Beckett

RE: Embarrassing situation

I don't know what you mean, love. I haven't heard anything about a videotape, but I agree that it would be embarrassing to all three of us. The less people remember about the three of us involved in a passionate embrace, the better. (Oh, God. I can't believe I just said that.)

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PRIVATE MEMO

TO: Dr. Radek Zelenka

FROM: Dr. Carson Beckett

RE: Enough is enough

All right, lad, you've had your fun. Maybe it was funny at first (although I wouldn't necessarily agree), but things are going too far. Lt. Cadman is becoming very upset about your bloody videotape. If this nonsense doesn't stop, she may decide that it's in her best interest to avoid being seen with me. And if this happens, I will NOT be amused.

Trust me. You do not want me in a bad mood.

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A/N: Zmrde zkurvenej means... well, let's just say that it's unprintable and leave it at that. ;-)

The plot thickens!