Sorry Onyxlight, your story will come next:)

I don't own FMA.

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Ed stared at Roy as he sat at his desk. The man's lips were moving but Ed could care less about what was being said to him. It was always the same. "Fullmetal, you know that you should not continue to blow-up buildings…. Blah blah blah." Edward figured that he had this memorized by this point.

"Hey Bastard," interrupted Ed as the man took a breath to continue his regular ranting, "Have you ever heard of the Potato Man?"

Roy stared started, mouth half open from his scolding. Deciding to humor Edward, Roy simply stated "No Fullmetal I have not."

Edward nodded. "The Potato Man is a magical man that lives in potato fields. If your lucky and you find him, he'll give you a magical coin that he says can grant you one wish. The only problem is that if you make a selfish wish, then something goes wrong and it turns out for the worst. But if you wish for something that is for others then it will come true because you have a selfless heart."

Roy coughed, "Well Fullmetal as informative as that was, what does this have to do with anything?"

Ed smirked, "Everything. My wish was that you would talk to me more and look what it did. You're screaming and ranting at me for destroying stuff."

Roy froze and continued staring at Edwards retreating form. "That was the most preposterous thing that I ever heard." He mumbled under his breath, blush as a small smile formed.

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-newmoongirl