Yeah….I think I've got this worked out. I know exactly how and when Shio is going to meet his mate. How smrt am I? ^____^ I usually never think this far in advance! ….

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Sesshomaru: *dressed as a shirtless navy guy, comes out and stands with his arms folded* Must I say it?

Rin: *off screen* Yes!

Sesshomaru: Scorpiogal does not own Inu Yasha or any of the real story plot behind the real thing. Okay?

Rin: No, the other thing!

Sesshomaru: ;;;; Crap. Do I have to do the motions too?

Rin: Yes!

Sesshomaru: Alright. *deep sigh, says to the reviewers in deep sexy voice* I'm a navy guy, and if you love me in uniform, *hips thrust forward* you'll love me out of it. *wink*

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Chapter 10. Personal

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"Do you remember your homework?" Shio asked Sango as they walked back to camp.

"Compliment myself daily, and not to be afraid to ask for any affection that I need." She recited as if she were reading cue cards.

"Good girl!!" ^__^ he smiled and held up a cookie. "Go on Sango, get the snack!" he tossed it and it went over her head. She didn't even attempt to get the stupid cookie. She just gave him a flat annoyed look. -__- ;;;;

Shio jumped out of the trees like he was at a surprise party. "We're back!!"

Sango came out of the trees blushing and looking off to the side. As she passed him to go sit down, she gave a loud noticeable sigh.

Miroku was calmly sitting by the camp fire that he had made, brewing a kettle of green tea over the hot plate from Kagome's time. Shippou sat a few feet away gagged and hog tied with a lump on his head. Naraku sat on Miroku's shoulder casually picking his toes.

Kagome and Inu Yasha were soaking wet. They sat on their knees, leaning forward next to each other with guilty expressions on their faces. They kept their head's bowed. Sumiko, the great disciplinarian, paced back and forth behind them tapping a ruler in the palm of her hand. She kept shooting each of them looks that clearly said "shame on you" ever few seconds.

"Uh-oh," Shio said coming over. "What did they do now?"

Inu Yasha growled and glared at her out of the corner of his eyes. "Don't think that just because we did that that I'm going to agree that it's my child."

Kagome narrowed her eyes at him and grumbled. "You are such a whore." -.-

"ME?!" he shouted.

"Gosh, Inu Yasha, it's not like I'm asking for much here…"

"You want me to agree to be the father, how is that not much?!"

"So you thought that by acting that way, you could get me to leave you alone!!"

Wha?!!? WHATEVER!! You did that to me in order to get me to be the father!!"

Shio watched them go back and forth then sighed unhappily. "Why do the important things happen when I'm not there?"

Shio walked behind Inu Yasha, put his sandaled foot against the back of his kimono and pushed him face first into the dirt. "Inu Yasha, quit being a whore."

"I'M NOT BEING A WHORE!!!" he got up and waved his fist in Shio's face.

Shio looked at him disappointedly. "Gosh man, you should know better then to do that."  V V ;;;;

"Do what?" Inu asked.

Before he could react, Shio reached up and twisted Inu's ear in a medieval, dog demon form of a titty twister. "Stand unguarded like that." He replied.

"DAAAH!!" Inu Yasha dropped to his knees and leaned forward clutching his poor throbbing ear, whimpering.

"Alright muh peeps! Sit down!!" Sumiko went by them all and behind a large boulder where she kept her unseen, unlimited amount of props.

When most of the pain was gone, Inu Yasha sat on his forelegs leaning over and propping his chin up on his crossed forearms. He scowled straight ahead with little unshed teardrops beside his eyes. "That bastard….so low…" he growled.

"Inu Yasha?" Kagome asked looking down at him from her sitting position.

"What?" he asked, not looking at her.

"Can you at least think about considering helping with the baby?" she asked in a small pleading voice.

He sighed and looked down at the grass through half lidded eyes. "Kagome, I can't. It wouldn't feel right to me, it would be-"

Kagome suddenly leaned forward a little bit and licked the dog ear that was facing her like an ice cream cone.

Inu Yasha's eyes popped. He paused in what he was saying to blush.

Kagome sat up and looked down at him. "Yes?"

After a few seconds he recovered, "-not that I think it's stupid or anything, but it would be way to awkward, plus kids always bug-"

She lightly blew into the ear she had just licked. Making the spot that was still wet feel cooler from the breeze.

He giggled a little bit (yes giggled…you'd know how that felt if you have ticklish ears…) and he paused again.

She whispered close to his ear. "Yes?"

It took him a little bit longer to start again. "-and – and with all that's going on…"

She licked his ear again, except putting her tongue in deeper and pulling out from the edge of his ear lightly pressing her teeth against the thin sensitive skin.

His eyes rolled back and closed. His lips stayed partly open.

"Yes?" she asked again.

"I-" he muttered dreamily. "I'll…think about it."

She smiled and went to bite his ear again but he held out a hand to stop her. "No wait…any more and Sumiko will try to hose us off again." He sat up with his usual scowl and a light tint of red across his cheeks.

Sumiko came from behind the rock grinning from ear to ear. "Sumiko has a plan!" ^___^

"Head for the hills!" Shio said in fear.

"HUSH!" Sumiko shouted in a deep voice that was not her own. Then she smiled at everyone else when he looked traumatized and said in her regular, sugar, snicker-doodle voice, "Okay! ^__^ Everyone gets a piece of paper and a pencil!!" she passed out the pieces of paper and pencils. To everyone. Even Kirara and Naraku. She even handed some to the readers! (SU AN: ^_____^ Here you go, nice people!! * * *)

"What are these for, Sumiko?" Miroku asked holding up his paper and Winnie the Pooh pencil.

Sumiko smiled brightly, "We all write personals for Kitty-chan because he needs a mate!" ^___^

Everyone looked at Shio. His eyes widened and he blushed a little bit. "What??" ;;;

"But first, Kitty will talk 'bout himself!" ^_^ Sumiko cheered. She skipped over and pulled Shio into the middle of the spotlight before skipping off to her own pad and paper.

Shio glanced at everyone looking at him with their pencil's ready. He cleared his throat and began. "Okay then….my full name is Aka Shio-"

"Kitty! What about your middle name?!" Sumiko screamed.

Shio tilted his head forward and blushed. "I hate my middle name." he grumbled.

"What's his middle name?" Shippou asked.

"It's a cute name, Kitty-chan!" Sumiko smiled. ^___^

Shio grew twenty sweatdrops.

Inu Yasha looked confused. "I didn't know you had a middle name!"

Shio sweatdropped even more and mumbled… My full name is Aka….Sinclair Shio…" ;;;;;;;;;;

Everyone: O O "Sinclair???"

"SHUT UP!!" Shio screamed and turned blood red. He pulled his loose hair in front of his eyes. "It's a stupid family name on my ma's side…" ;;;;;

"Oh it's so cute!" ^^ Sumiko cooed.

Shio let his hair fall in front of his face. "God, it's nerdy!" ;;;;

"Oh no!" Kagome said. "It's a fine name!"

"Y-Yeah, perfectly – perfectly normal!" Miroku commented.

Shio looked up a bit.

Inu Yasha suddenly burst into hysterical laughter, "AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAA!!!!! SINCLAIR!!! WAHAHAHAHAAA!!!"

"Inu Yasha, Sit!!"

WHAM!!

"Jeeze is he rude!!" Kagome glared at him. Then she gave Shio a nervous look. "If you want, we don't have to put your middle name on this."

Shio pouted and nodded. He sat very close to Kagome and leaned his head on her shoulder. "Would you do that for me, Kagome-chan?" he looked up at her with puppy dog eyes. She smiled and nodded.

Inu Yasha growled at him till he backed off.

"Alright!" ^_^ Shio got up smiling without a trace of stage fright or awkwardness. "My name is Aka Shio, formally known as the pimpmaster and sexgod of Japan. I'm not too old, a couple sixty years or so, but I like to keep the form of a seventeen year old….because that's my maturity level…I'm an Aries, and born the year of the tiger. I'm a summer and dress to impress." – he paused for a wink– "Eye color: Emerald, Hair color Auburn…though once I tried to dye it blond but that was a catastrophe…I'm a mixed breed of demon….1/4th enchanter, 1/4th kitsune, ½  dog demon, and all hot stud!" ^_~

Pencils moved back and forth, as everyone wrote stuff down using rocks and Kagome's text books as flat surfaces.

"Did you say you were an Aries?" Shippou asked.

"Yeah." Shio nodded.

"Hey! Inu Yasha's an Aries too!" Kagome said.

"Yeah I know!" ^_^ Shio smiled and gave Inu Yasha bunny ears. "We were born the same day! Cool, huh?" ^_^ V

Inu Yasha sweatdropped.

"That's amazing." Sango said.

"Anyway," Shio went back to the spotlight. "My turn off's are food stuck between teeth, big hairy hobbit feet, and girls who put themselves down…..turn on's are small feet, pretty hands, pale skin, purity, and intelligence."

Then he went to hobbies, "I enjoy the smooth sounds of the Supremes, pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain!" ^_^

"I'm looking for a beautiful woman who isn't afraid to hang out with a laid back demon such as myself. If you need me, ask around, I'm pretty well know in smaller circles."

Everyone glanced up at him for a few seconds before going back to their dictations.

Soon everyone had finished and they turned their papers in to the front, in an orderly fashion.

"Tanx!" ^__^ Sumiko cheered. "Recess now!"

Everyone left and Sumiko looked over their work.

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The personal written by Sango had:

Aka Shio

17 yrs (60-something)

Tall, pretty, demon enchanter male searching for beautiful female who thinks they can tame this enigmatic personality.

Zodiac Sign: Aries

Eye color: emerald

Hair color: auburn

Race: Mixed demon (Mulatto)

Dislikes: food stuck in teeth, big feet, girls who put themselves down

Likes: small feet, nice hands, fair skin, kind people, and cleverness

Hobbies: listening to the supremes, drinking pina coladas, and walking in the rain

The personal written by Shippou had:

Shio

17 yeers old

Big, strong, and supper cool demen with a hueg sord looking four a mate who likes him…wich is eesy too do becaus he's supper coool!!

 He's born the same day as Inu Yasha

Eyes: green

Hare: broun and red

He's a cool demon

Doesn't like: gross teeth, hairy feet, girls who are

Liks: littl feet, han ds, white scin, nise peepl, and

The personal written by Miroku had:

Aka Shio

17 year old human form

He is a mixed type of demon that needs to hold back it's power in a less terrible form. He is looking for a beautiful young woman who can "handle" him right ^_~

Chinese Zodiac: The strong willed tiger

Eyes: dark green

Hair: auburn

Dislikes: Females with poor oral hygiene, hairy toes, and girls who don't know how to have fun

Likes: small feet, elegant hands, soft skin, cute faces, nice rears….

Enjoys: hearing good music, pina coladas, and mountain hot springs

The personal written by Kagome had:

Aka Shio

17 years old

Pretty kitsune boy looking for a nice girl who will like him for who he is * * *

Sign: Aries

Eyes: emerald green with long red eyelashes

Hair: soft and silky sheets of straight auburn hair

Dislikes: girls who are not nice, girls who are lazy and don't take care of themselves, and girls who pretty much just don't care!

Likes: small feet, good hands, good skin, kindness and brains

Hobbies: listening to music, long baths, and hanging out with friends

Kirara's personal didn't have anything except a paw print right in the center of it. Naraku's paper had a graphic picture of himself in his human form strangling the life out of Sumiko while he laughed vengefully. Sumiko just put it under the pile without noticing.

The personal written by Inu Yasha had:

Aka Sinclar Shio

Sevintene

Mikst deemn gye lookin fur a maite ho woont laff at hiz korney midle nam

Sine: areis

Iyes: green

Haar: braun

Dosnt licke: grooss teef, gurls with fat feet, and stooped gurls

Lickes: ass, prosstitootes, sakae

Hobys: ass, prosstitootes, sakae

The personal written by Sumiko had:

Kitty

He's a big boy

The prettiest, smartest, nicest, bestest brother in the whole wide world and he's looking for his soul mate.

He's an aries…whatever that is…

His eyes are green like mine!

His hair is really really long…it goes past his booty!

He doesn't like it when you pull his tail. He doesn't like those white grape raisins, he said they're nasty….he purrs when you rub his stomach, he likes when you brush his hair, he likes to be pet because it makes him purr and be happy……he says he doesn't like his ears touched, but really, I think it makes him happy….

He likes free balloons, girls, cats, taffy, and he thinks it's hilarious when milk comes out of your nose! ^__^

Hobbies: He likes to play games, and act, and sing, and he likes children

And without a second glance, she sent them across Japan.

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            "I grow tired of your secrecy!" Kikyo suddenly spat out her irritation.

            Yukidaruma stopped and glanced back at her, surprised by her sudden outburst. "Pardons, Lady Priestess?"

            She glared at him. "I have been following you for kami knows how long and so far the only things you've said are-" she mimicked his voice, "'Tired, Miss Priestess?', 'Hungry, Miss Priestess?', 'Still back there, Miss Priestess?'" she growled in irritation. It was amazing how a person could irritate her so much by barely doing anything.

            Yukidaruma looked at her in mild shock. He blinked innocently. "Ah…would you like me to speak more often, Miss Priestess? Is that it?"

            "Who are you??" she asked.

            "Yukidaruma the ice dragon. I study light, that I do-"

            "No, who are you?!" she shouted.

            He watched her calmly yet interestedly as she threw her tantrum. Then he faced her all the way and said, "I'm sorry, Miss Priestess. I'm afraid that I'm a bit slow, I am. Could you be more specific, please?"

            "I'd like to know more then your name and occupation! Do you not have any background or were you born the day before you started following me?" she asked.

            He looked down at her with a thoughtful expression upon his snow white face. The irises of his eyes which were completely ice blue, seemed to pierce her own. "There's not much to say…"

            "Try me!" she said.

            He looked off to the side then back at her. "My name is Ruroni Yukidaruma." (AN: Translated as "The Wandering Snowman" ^ ^)

            I was born a very long time ago, a couple hundred years. My mother and father I don't remember well. Ice demons are very independent like that. So after the age of five, I was sent out on my own along with my sister Yumina who was not much younger then I was. Even though we lived separately, we stayed in close contact and often helped each other. When I turned thirteen in demon years, I found a pair of demons that had created "the light" which was supposedly one of the greatest and most versatile powers in the universe.

~~~(flashback)~~~~~*

            The sky was a brilliant bright blue without a smudge of clouds to be seen. Carved into the side of the mountain, was a village of demons and humans living together in complete harmony. One particularly nice home stood on a raised hill, with rocks cut into the sides. A flight of thirty or so stairs led up to the front door. It was a house, but it was also a dojo. Inside the studio of the dojo half, there sat two women. One of them, was a strong looking, female dog demon. She wore a bright white kimono long sleeved shirt and pants under pure silver armor. Very expensive indeed. She had spiky silver hair, which she pushed back behind her long, fuzzy, pointy ears. She also had lovely gray eyes. Her name was Sashimasu.

            Next to her, sat a beautiful enchantress kitsune. Her long silky ginger hair was so long, it touched the floor. Her ears were pointed like Sesshomaru's, and she had the japanse symbol, for the word "peace" painted on her forehead. She had intense emerald eyes, rosy cheeks, and bright red lips. She wore green kimonos decorated with designs of leaf chains. On the floor beside her was a long crudely carved staff with an amberish colored stone at the top of it. She kept her hand on the neck of the staff. Her name was Shin'yo.

            They were in the middle of a girlfriend chat, when all of a sudden, Shin'yo became alert and held up her hand. "I sense a stranger."

            Sashimasu paused in what she was saying and watched her friend in silence. The enchantress tightened the grip on her staff. Shin'yo stared at the floor, without really looking at it. Then after a moment, she loosened her grip and turned her head toward the front door. Sashimasu looked where Shin'yo looked. "What is it?"

            "Whatever it is, it is not hostile." Shin'yo replied. Suddenly there was a knock at the door. Whoever or whatever it was, had the manners to knock first before entering.

            "Enter." Sashimasu called.

            The door opened a few inches, a pair of ghostly white fingers gripped the side frame and pushed it open a little bit more. A little demon boy peaked around the door timidly then stepped into view. He wore a white kimonos with a blue belt tied around his waste. He had black hair about as long as Miroku's with the ponytail left down. He wore a red sweatband pushing his hair up a little. He walked inside quietly with his head bowed shyly. He walked over to the two women and glanced up at them. He looked very nervous, and a light tint of red was spread over his cheeks. He asked in a low, unused voice, "Are you Shin'yo and Sashimasu?"

            Shin'yo nodded.

            All of a sudden, the little boy dropped to his hands and knees. "Please, could you teach me how to use the light?"

            They looked at each other then down at him. "What do you mean?" Sashimasu asked. "What light are you talking about?"

            He blushed even deeper, "Well, I'm not exactly sure myself. I had a dream that told me to go find you and learn about 'the light'."

            Sashimasu smirked at Shin'yo. Shin'yo smiled back and nodded. She got up and went over to the small boy. She waved her hand over his head in a mystical type manner. "Very interesting she stated and kneeled. She grabbed his chin, made him look up at her. He gave her a terrified expression as she looked into his eyes. She was intimidatingly beautiful. "You're an ice demon, are you? Simply amazing," she stated. "You're only a child, yet your powerful enough to make a human form, yourself."

            "Actually." He looked away in embarrassment. "It's a spell that keeps me this way."

            Shin'yo looked down. There was a blue ribbon with holy words written over it tied around his thin little wrist. "Oh my." She said.

            "I could make a human form if I tried really hard, but a priest put a spell on me because I was taking apples from his tree."

            Sashimasu giggled behind her hand causing the boy to close his eyes in shame.

            "What is your name?" Shin'yo asked.

            "Ruroni Yukidaruma." He said.

            Shin'yo smiled at him. "Well Mr. Ruroni, Sashimasu and I have told no one about the light except for two other people: her husband, and her daughter. The light is only half ready for a world of darkness such as this one and should not be taught to nosy young men."

            Yukidaruma looked sad and ashamed, until Shin'yo let go of him and gave him a kindhearted smile. "But you seem to be an exceptional case. You will be the learning partner of Sashimasu's daughter. She is also learning about the light."

            Yukidaruma's jaw dropped and he stared at her shocked. "Re-really??" ;;;

            Sashimasu popped up next to him, "Really really!" ^_^

            "Ah!" Yukidaruma bowed again. "Thank you, very much!"

~~~(end flashback)~~~

            Kikyo watched him in silent awe. She looked down at his wrist which still had a blue ribbon tied around it.

            He smiled and nodded. "Well standing here while I talk isn't making good time in our search. Why don't we keep walking – I'll tell you the story as we walk, okay?"

            Kikyo nodded and walked next to him as they continued on their journey to find her shikigami.

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            Yay! And so the ninth month had come. And for Kagome, it was good and bad…though some of the time, she could have sworn it was more bad then good. Yes, she was excited that she was a soon to be mother. Yes, she liked to daydream about the babies appearance.  Yes, she was happy that everyone was willing to help her in her time of need…and Inu said he'd "think about it"….Hey! It's better then nothing, ya' know!

            "I still can't figure out how Sumiko can communicate with the baby somehow." Shio said out loud. "Weird."

            "Quite an enigma." Miroku said. He picked up a can of lemon water and popped the tap. "Want some soda, Lady Kagome?"

            "Ugh! No thanks!" she waved it off. "I'd probably throw it back up. Besides, I'm not sure if caffeine is good for the baby."

            "Hey, Sumiko!" Shio called.

            "Huh?" she looked up from the berry spells she was casting with Shippou and Naraku. They turned one berry into Inu Yasha, another into Kagome, and the other into Sesshomaru. Shippou was making the Kagome "sit" the Inu Yasha continuously, and Sumiko was making the Sesshomaru do ballet. Sumiko had to restrain Naraku from trying to beat the berry spell creatures with his fists.

            "How is it that you can understand what the baby is thinking, huh?" Shio asked her.

            She smiled and stood up. "Because the baby is a baby, as I am a baby sister I am!" she hugged herself.

            Shio: "…..oh."

            Inu Yasha sat in his regular sitting position, tapping his fingers and bobbing his knee up and down on the grass.

            Shio noticed his anxiety, leaned toward him a little and whispered, "Anxious?"

            "What?" Inu Yasha suddenly stopped his fidgeting and looked at him.

            "Cause you know there's a cure for that…though it might not be safe for Kagome if she does it this late in the pregnancy –"

            "What the hell are you talking about??" Inu Yasha frowned at him.

            "Inu Yasha, settle down, the baby isn't due for at least…." Sango looked upwards. "How long Shio?"

            "I am not anxious!!" Inu Yasha shouted.

            "About two weeks or so," Shio said looking through Kagome's stock of drinks. "Oh fertility goddess, do you have anything that isn't carbonated?"

            "Well yeah, I have some juice boxes in the front of my backpack." She pointed.

            "Cool! Thanks!" Shio said pulling out a pink Juicy Juice.

            (AN: I do not own Juicy Juice, but if I did, I      would be rich like Michael Jackson, except without the molestations and skeleton nose.)

            (Sara: Nose? What nose?)

            (AN: exactly...)

            "I ain't anxious!" Inu Yasha growled.

            "Dude, you're about to jump out of your skin!" Shio said taking a sip of his juice. He looked at Kagome and nodded, "He's just excited about the baby."

            "Shut up, Shio! Quit telling lies!"

            "It's not lies, it's psychology! Father's anxiety!"

            "Nooooo, it's stupidity! Fox/Dog's Murder!"

            Shio narrowed his eyes at him. "Gee, I wonder how far around your ear can twist?"

            Inu Yasha shuddered and backed off of the topic.

            Kagome suddenly rolled onto her side, and struggled to stand up. "Ugh! Paaain!!" No, she didn't like the fact that she looked like she was smuggling a beach ball. No, she didn't like vomiting and major cramps. No, she didn't like standing up!

            As she was turned around, Shio laid a hand beside his mouth and said in Inu Yasha's voice, "Need any help, Kagome?"

            She groaned and looked back at Inu with sweatdrops forming on her face. "Yeah, thanks, Inu Yasha."

            Inu Yasha's eyes popped and he growled at Shio.

            Shio gave a peace sign and smiled, "Sorry, man! ^_^V Just keepin' it real!"

            Inu Yasha sighed and stood up to help her like a good little puppy. He stood behind her. "Okay, what am I supposed to do?"

            "Just uh," she stood on her hands and feet. "Just – give me some support…"

            He shrugged and leaned over her to hold her waist when all of a sudden, a memory from the joy of sex popped into his mind. This is sorta' like the position for doggy style! OO He blushed a bit.

            "Okay…one…two…" Kagome pushed herself into a standing position. "Okay! ^_^ Thanks Inu Yasha!"

            He hesitated to let her go, but finally did and nodded, "Uh, yeah…"

            Shio and Miroku brought their drinks up to their lips and snickered.

            Naraku pounded the Inu Yasha berry creature and got raspberry all over the side of his hand.

            "Oh Chocolate Monkey Man!" Sumiko said shaking her head. She took his fist and whipped the berry juice off of it. Meanwhile, Naraku was feeling quite refreshed.

            And of course, Kagome made Inu Yasha walk her to her sleeping bag. "It's pretty hard to be pregnant…." She commented.

            "I don't know." Inu Yasha said with a sweat drop. I mean what? Was she expecting him to agree with her or something?? ;;;

            They stopped at her sleeping bag, then Kagome held onto his arms as he slowly lowered her down on the bed. (AN:..oooooo, that last part of the sentence sounded fruitful. ^ ^)

            "Comfortable?" he asked.

            She looked up at him with a painful smile. "Not really, but thank you for helping me feel a little more comfortable then I was."

            Inu Yasha looked over his shoulder. The place where everyone was sitting was blocked by a boulder thingy. He patted the side of the bed, said, "Good night, Kagome." And stood up to leave.

            "Wait!" Kagome snatched a handful of his pantleg.

            Inu Yasha froze with that leg in mid-rise. "Yes, Kagome?"

            She looked up at him pleadingly. "Please stay with me."

            Inu Yasha sweatdropped and for some reason he didn't feel like being mean. "Why?" he asked softly.

            Kagome liked the way his kimono felt. It was always so soft and snuggly. "It's cold over here. The fire's too far away, please stay with me."

            Now all Inu would have to do is say, 'Well okay then, I'll move your sleeping bag closer to the fire.' Or '"I'll get you an extra blanket.'

            But he didn't. ^-^

            Inu Yasha knelt down and laid next to her on the sleeping bag, on his back with his hands resting on his stomach.

            (An:…..nah…too shanty…)

            But just when he thought he was totally safe, Kagome rolled against him at a 45 degree angle, since if she were to put her stomach against him, that would be the only part of her against him…..She tried to reach her left arm over to hug and get warmth from him, but her darn breasts were in the way…

            (AN: darn breasts…always getting in the way… if she hadn't have gotten those implants, then maybe she might have been able to reach him!....but noooooo, they just HAD to bounce just right!! Feh… ;;;;)

            On the other side of the boulder thingy, no one could see what was going on, but you can bet they were leaning sideways, and holding their breaths so that they could listen.

            Sango sat petting Kirara whose ears twitched to listen as well. Naraku sweat dropped. Stupid humans…- - ;;;;

            Sumiko made a new Inu Yasha image out of a berry and made it do a scene from swan lake with the already ballet-ing Sessy.

            "Wow," Shio whispered. "This is the quietest sex I've ever heard." He took a sip of his juicy juice then glared at it and said, "100% real juice my tail!"

            Inu Yasha rolled his eyes, tired of watching Kagome try to reach her arm over, so reached out and held the hand with the one he wasn't laying on. Kagome squeezed his hand. "Thank you, Inu Yasha."

            He blushed a bit and scooted closer to her. He got off of his other arm and slipped it under Kagome's side and around her back. She leaned her head against him. Even though she wouldn't tell the stubborn dog boy herself, she knew that they would be laying exactly the way they were at that moment if he actually admitted to being the father.     She closed her eyes, hoping he would never leave her.

            Well, it was dark, none of the group members could see them, and he was high with fatherly feelings. Inu Yasha felt like pressing his luck. Using that arm he had wrapped around her, he moved it up, pulling her closer, and rubbed his hand over her rounded stomach. It kicked.

            Sumiko poked the berry creature when all of a sudden, she heard a loud pop in her mind. She blinked, to alertness and sat up facing the boulder. "Time already?"

            Kagome opened her eyes as she felt her insides pulse. Then as her legs suddenly became wet, she was attacked by the most incredible pain she had ever felt in her life. "F*CK!!" she screamed.

            Inu Yasha looked at her in total shocked. "Na?!"

            She started chanting, "F*ck! F*ck! F****CK!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!"

            Sango covered Shippou's ears and he struggled to get her off.

            Shio nodded to himself, "Well yeah, that does sound more like the first time." He took a sip of his juice.

            "What?! What is it?!" Inu Yasha backed off of her, horrified.

            She grabbed the front of his shirt violently and huffed, "BABY!!!....COMING!!!"

            "NANI!?!" he screamed.

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Holy crap! O_o 12 freakn' pages!!! Not bad, huh?? And Mr. Spellcheck says I have at least 5000 words!! I am kicking ass here!!

(Sara: But it took you so long to kick it…)

Shut up, you! ;;;