Valkyrie's age: 19
Skulduggery's form: Whatever… it doesn't matter much =P
They have been dating for a while and this is their first Christmas as a coupld :D
Here's something I wrote a while ago… I might make some changes later on but I'm pretty guilty about being so inactive. School and all that crap. So here's an early Christmas present, I'll see if I can get my other Christmas one-shot up here soon.
"What are you getting me for Christmas?" Valkyrie asked.
"Ah, it's a secret," Skulduggery smiled mysteriously.
"Please?" she unleashed the full power of her puppy-dog eyes, the ones her boyfriend couldn't ignore. "I'll tell you if you tell me,"
"Fine. I'm getting you a pair of earrings." He groaned reluctantly, giving in to her puppy-dog eyes. "Now tell me,"
She grinned evilly. "Not telling."
"You promised!"
"Oops, I lied," she smiled her sweetest smile.
"You don't play fair!" Skulduggery pounced on his girlfriend, making her fall onto the bed. He started tickling her mercilessly. "Tell me!"
"No!" She gasped between fits of giggles. "Stop it, or I'm going," scream. "kick your," giggle-gasp. "bony," giggle-gasp. "butt!" she screamed the last word. Skulduggery chuckled at her threat, as she looked anything but butt-kicking right now.
"Not about to!" Skulduggery panted breathlessly, struggling to keep her down and stop her from escaping.
"I mean it!" she gasped helplessly. "Stop it, Skulduggery! Stop!" she screamed, giggling like mad the whole time.
Fletcher Renn teleported into Valkyrie's mansion. He went to her room, and was about to enter when he heard a series of screaming and giggling about kicking Skulduggery's bony butt.
"Not about to," Skulduggery's voice was heard from the other side of the door. He was panting hard, like he was… Fletcher shied away from the thought.
"I mean it!" Valkyrie was gasping. "Stop it, Skulduggery! Stop!" she screamed and giggled. They were followed by her screams and Skulduggery's grunts.
Fletcher shuddered. He didn't want to know what Skulduggery was doing with his ex-girlfriend. He hoped he would never have to find out.
A/N:
Hope you liked that… the idea was brilliant in my head, I swear it was. Then the writing turned out to suck, and it's really short, too… =P I'll try to get the one-shot I'm working on published on this site before Christmas. In case I don't, here are my Christmas greetings to all you awesome readers cough*minions*cough*
Btw, I want to write a Dramione (Hermione/Draco) fic. But it's been a while since I read the books and I don't have much time to write. If you're interested in writing it with me please let me know… :D
