AUTHOR'S NOTE: Time for another episode. Again, I really want to thank everyone who decided to keep reading. Especially given the lack of chapter last week. Today is the Final Six, let's see who gets chopped.
Disclaimer: I totally don't own Total Drama, but I do own the 5 poor sods who are still here.
Remaining Contestants
Boys: Gary, Matthew, Natasha
Girls: Angel, Contessa
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EP 11: Ill Will Hunting
Last time on Total Drama Danger Island...
Not wanting to deal with teenagers for the day, I had Chef drop them on a desserted island. Britney tried to convince Angel and Contessa to not trust Natasha, but wound up convincing herself that Gary was the real threat. How did that happen? Matthew and Natasha formed an alliance, but at the cost of revealing to each other their own villainy. In the end however, it was Britney who was voted off, for being the last powerhouse player in the game. Five players remain. Who will be the next one to fly on Trebu-Shame Airlines? Find out right here. On Total! Drama! Danger Island!
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The opening theme starts off similarly to season one's.
Dear Mom and Dad I'm doing fine.
You Guys are on my mind.
(When the camera dives into the water, Kitsune is seen swimming toward the surface. )
You asked me what I wanted to be and I think the answer is plain to see.
I wanna be famous.
(On the surface, Olivia is seen lounging on a pool raft and doesnt notice Kitsune. A bird flies down and grabs her headband. The camera follows the bird until it drops it and then follows the headband to a clearing where Angel is seen dancing around. The camera zooms out to show Terrance and Lily, the former about to say something until he sees the glare Lily is giving him.)
I wanna live close to the sun.
(The camera pans to a waterfall, where Mitch and Matthew are seen arguing in a canoe and don't notice that they are going over.)
Well pack your bags 'cuz I've already won.
(Pan to a log near the fall where Britney is sitting crossed-legged and eyes closed, meditating. She does not notice Mitch and Matthew nor does she notice Malcolm swinging on a vine past her.)
Everything I do, nothing in my way, I'll get there one day.
Cuz I wanna be famous
(The camera follows Malcolm as he swings through the camp. Then pans ahead to an outhouse where Rebecca is spray painting a target, she steps aside just as Malcolm crashes into it. Pan to the mess hall where chef is agrily stiring a pot. Pan left to see Gary rapping and Carly shaking in fear. A spoon flies from the right and hits Gary, knocking him over. Pan a little more to the left where Natasha has a turns a page in his book with a small smile.)
Na nananana nanananana nananananana
(Contessa is seen sitting near the door in the mess hall, she sees the camera and gives a small wave. The camera pans to the right to show Jaxon making a screen gesture as he looks around the island.)
I wanna be I wanna be I wanna be famous
I wanna be I wanna be I wanna be famous
(The camera pans to the dock to show Victor giving an exagerrated wave and bow. Mid-bow water is dumped on him, he looks up horrified to see Chris flying above in a jetpack with a bucket. He gives an unapologetic shrug and flies off. The flame dies down and day tuns to night. When the camera pans back down, Angel and Contessa are gazing into each others eyes. Then Lily pops up between them with a knowing look. Causing the two to look away in embarassment. the camera zooms out to show the whole cast as they whistle the last notes of the theme song)
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(MAIN LODGE)
The Final Five were eating all eating breakfast. Gary and Angel were happily chatting to themselves, but Contessa, Natahsa, and Matthew were all glaring at each other.
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CONFESSIONAL
CONTESSA - "Every single vote I've been in, I've had to vote for who Natasha wanted me to. Well I am done. This time he's taking the trebuchet.
NATASHA - "So Contessa wants to turn on me. She can try, but this plan has been in motion far too long to be derailed be a little rebellion.
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"It's a little crazy we all made the Final Five isn't it?" Angel asked Gary.
"Kinda yo," he replied. "And today we get ridda Matthew."
"He isn't very nice," the idealist agreed.
"That's because this is a contest for a million bucks," Matthew said. "You don't win by being nice."
"What about Owen?" She asked.
He opened his mouth to say something, but was interrupted.
"Campers!" Chris's voice called over the loudspeaker. "Report to the dock for today's most dangerous challenge yet!"
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(DOCK)
"Campers!" The host greeted. "Welcolme to this, your eleventh day of competition. We're nearing the end people. Today's challenge is a throw back to Season One's Animal Trapping Challenge. But since the name of the game is Danger Island, you'll be hunting the most dangerous animals the show has ever seen! First one back wins immunity from the vote, last one back gets sent home before the vote." They gasped. "Yep, after today the Final Five will become the Final Three."
"Let me guess, we choose in alphabettical order?" Matthew snarked.
"No Matthew!" The host shot back. "Since someone," he said with a look to the hipster, "has mentioned my lack of creativity, I have a brilliant new way to choose who gets what. Reverse Alphabettical Order. Who's stupid now?"
"Still you," the hipster said.
"Yeah well, your shirt's stupid!" He noticed the weird looks he was getting from the rest of the campers and cleared his throat. "So as I was saying, Natasha picks first." He held up a burlap sack. The silent teen stuck a hand in it and heard a snap. His eyes widened and he pulled his hand back in pain, revealing he stuck it a mouse trap. "Oh yeah, be careful for booby traps," the host said trough a chuckle. Natasha glared at him before sticking his hand in again. This time he pulled out a card with a footprint on it. He tilted his head in confusion. "That's the easiest one, the yeti!" The silent boy's eyes widened.
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CONFESSIONAL
NATASHA - "The yeti is the easiest one? I'd hate to see the other ones."
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"Next up, Matthew!" The hipster reached in and picked out a card with a picture of spaghetti. "And Matthew has to bring back Pasta Bear!"
"Pasta bear?" He asked.
"It's a robotic bear wearing scuba gear, gold chains and a chef's hat. You can't miss it. Gary, you're up!" The rapper reached in and quickly pulled his hand out.
"Something bit me yo!"
"I did warn you about the traps," Chris told him. "Now pick a dangerous animal." Gary reached in the sack again, much more carefully this time, and pulled out a card with a shark on it. "Tough break Gary, you got Fang. But since you got the worst of the bunch, I decided to bring in someone to help you. Say hello to Scott!"
The dirt farmer slowly walked onto the dock. He looked at the Final Five and scoffed, "These the losers that made your Final Five? So what am I doing here?
"You are gonna help Gary here," the host pointed to the rapper, "bring me Fang."
Scott's eyes widened. "Fang?! Nope, That guy is on his own."
"Unless you want me to sue you for breach of contract, you'll help."
Scott groaned. "Fine."
"Okay, Contessa, pick a card," She reached into the sack and picked up two cards. "Angel, here," she said as she passed one to her.
"Thank you, Um Chris, I have a marshmallow with an X through it."
"Oh yeah, That's Zeke. He's somewhere in the Fun Zone," Chris explained.
"And mine is a mountain that's on fire?" Contessa asked.
"Mutant Fire Breathing Mountain Goat," the host said plainly. "Also in the Fun Zone. There's a canoe for the two of you to take to get there. But if one of you finishes first..."
"We'll wait for the other," Contessa added.
"If you want spoil your shot at the million," the host shrugged. "And to make it fair," he tossed parchments to Natasha and Matthew, "you two get maps to the general vicinity of your quarries. Okay your challenge starts... Now!" They all took off.
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(BEACH)
Scott was following Gary as he walked along the beach. "What are we doing here?" He asked.
"The way I figure," Gary explained. "Fang's a shark, and sharks like water. So I'm checkin' the beach." Scott sent a look to the camera.
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CONFESSIONAL
SCOTT - "I know exactly where Fang is, but No way am I telling Lil' Lame that."
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Gary stopped. "Wait, I think I know where he is yo! Follow me!" He started running.
Scott followed behind. "Great."
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(OPEN WATER)
Angel and Contessa were paddling to Boney Island. "So I think we should vote for Natasha tonight," Contessa told her crush.
"Why?"
"I was thinking about what Britney said last challenge. It just makes a lot of sense."
"Okay," the idealest said, unsure.
"Do you trust me?" Contessa asked.
Angel smiled and said, "More than anything. Except maybe Lily." They made it to the other island. "Yay! We're here!"
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(WOODS)
Matthew was following the map to Pasta Bear's lair with a smug smile.
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CONFESSIONAL
MATTHEW - "I've got a map straight to the bear, so I'm garunteed the win. I think I'll wait a bit before I reveal Natsha for the manipulator he is, let him think he's safe."
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"Ah there he is," the hipster said as he spotted the bear sleeping. "Since when do robot bears sleep?
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(CAMPGROUNDS)
Natasha looked around before breaking in to Chef's kitchen.
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CONFESSIONAL
NATASHA - "Like everything I do in life, I have a plan."
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He snuck back out with a bag of candy.
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(PIRATE SHIP)
"What are we doing here?" Scott asked.
"Simple yo," Gary answered. "This is where he was last time. It must be his crib."
"Well how are you gonna get him out?"
"I gots me a plan," the rapper said as he headed onto the ship.
Scott watched as he disapeared. "Nice knowin' ya," he snickered before walking off.
"There he is yo!" Scott heard Gary say. He turned around to see Fang headed for him. He screamed and ran away. "Let him chase you to the camp! Scott! You goin' the wrong way man!" When they got out of his eyesight he said, "Crap."
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(FUN ZONE)
"Are you sure you want to help me first?" Contessa asked.
"There's no way of knowing where Ezekiel is," Angel explained, "so I might as well help you."
"It's just, how are we supposed to get that thing down here so I can get it to Chris?" She asked staring up at the mountain.
Angel's eyes lit up with an idea. "The eggs! If you can get an egg, they'll chase you."
Contessa added, "And I can let them chase me to Chris. Wait, but there's no way I can outpace them in a canoe." She thought about it for a minute. "I think I have an idea."
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A fire breathing mountain goat was happily slumbering when it was pelted with rocks. It woke up with a growl and looked down to see the two girls throwing rocks at it. It charged at them, but Contessa jumped on it's back. "Contessa!" Angel yelled. "Are you ok?"
"Don't wory about me!" She asnwered as she was trying to control the goat. "Go find Zeke!" The idealist ran off and Contessa looked like the goat was about to buck her off. "I hope this works," she said to herself before pulling on its horns. It stopped. "Yes!" She cheered. "Come on Mr. Goat. I'm taking you to Chris."
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(DOCK)
Chris stood at the dock, waiting for the campers to arrive when he heard a scream of glee. He looked up in shock to see Contessa riding the goat to the island. She landed it on the dock. "You were looking for this?" She asked.
Chris shook off his surprise. "Contessa, congartulations on securing a spot in the Final Three. I guess you can hang out around here until he others get back."
"No can do," she told him. "I've got to go help Angel." She flew off, leaving the host to scratch his head in confusion.
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(WOODS)
Natasha was backing away slowly, putting a pice of candy on the ground with every step. The yeti followed behind eating every piece he came to with a happy grunt.
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Scott was still running away from Fang, both of which were being chased by Gary. Both boys stopped at the sound of a rope snapping. Scott turned around to see Fang strung up in a snare trap. "Did you set that?" The dirt farmer asked.
"No, I thought you did."
"I did," Chef said driving to the trap in his jeep. "It's for the next challenge."
"Hey Chef," Gary said. "Can we borrow that rope?"
"Sure thing."
"And your jeep?"
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Matthew was having a hard time with Pasta Bear, as he'd just stopped to eat some blueberries. "This is the third time you stopped to eat," he told it. "You're a robot, you not even supposed to eat." The bear looked at him and shrugged before eating some more. "No. You are going to come with me so I can win this challenge and the million dollars. Now get up and follow me!" He kicked the bear in frustration. It growled and rose on its hind legs as it advanced on him. "Oh-"
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CONFESSIONAL
PASTA BEAR - The bear is happily eating blueberries, a piece of Matthew's shirt in its mouth.
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(FUN ZONE)
Contessa flew to where Angel was. She was walking with Ezekiel behind her. "Hey, you found him. Need a ride?"
"That would be nice thank you," the idealist replied. She and Zeke got on the goat and flew off.
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Contessa and Angel were flying to the dock, Gary was driving a tied up Fang, and Natasha was still slowly luring the yeti with candy. "Attention campers," Chris said over the loud speaker, "Contessa has already won immunity, but the race for not last is still in high gear. I suggest you hurry!" Contessa flew faster, Gary drove faster, and Natasha sped up his process. They all three got to the dock at about the same moment. Contessa landed first, making Angel safe from instant elimination. Gary saw this and florred the jeep. Natasha threw the bag of candy to Chris. Gary ran into the yeti and drove over the dock. "And it's a tie between Gary and Natasha! Which means we have our Final Four!"
"Wait," Angel said. "Where's Matthew?"
"Beats me." Pasta Bear walked to the dock, Matthew in its mouth. He dropped the hipster at the host's feet and blew a raspberry at him before walking off. "And Matthew is the last one to the dock, which means he's eliminated!"
Matthew just groaned in pain, "Ow."
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(ELIMNATION CEREMONY)
The four campers sat waiting for the voting ceremony. Chris walked to the podium; Scott and Matthew beside him, the latter in a wheelchair and full body bandages. "Campers," he greeted. "It's time to see who will be joining Matthew in the Trebu-Shame tonight.
"Trebu-Shame?" Scott asked.
"It's a trebuchet we use to fling losers off the island," the host explained.
"Awesome," the dirt farmer chuckled.
"I know. And tonight's loser is... Natasha!"
The silent boy sighed and said, "I don't think I am." Everyone except Chris and Contessa gasped.
"But I thought you-" Gary started before being cut off.
"You assumed I couldn't talk," Natasha said. "I just never corrected you. But as I was saying. I have the invincibillity statue."
Chris looked at it. "That's the real deal. So we now have a tied vote between Angel and Gary. Since the whole 'Natasha can talk' revelation ate into our time. I'm gonna ask Scott here to vote and break the tie."
"Wait, I get to choose who goes home next?" Scott asked.
"Yes, and be quick about it. tT's a half-hour show."
Scott pointed at Gary, "Him! He used me as shark bait. I want him gone!"
"Dang yo," Gary said defeated.
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(TREBU-SHAME)
"So, any final words?" Chris asked Gary, Matthew, and Scott. All of which were in the trebuchet. They all tried to say something, but it all overlapped into nothing that made sense. "Yeah, I can't understand any of that so," He flung them all into the night. Their screams echoeing and humorously enoug, harmonizing. "And then there were two. Will Contessa ever succeed in getting rid of Natasha? Find out next time on Total! Drama! Danger Island!"
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Author's Note Post Script: And the main villain goes home. I'd say sorry Matthew, but I don't really like you. He was a good villain, but you can't treat a robotic attack bear like that and expect to come out unscathed.
Fun Fact: As awful as Matthew was, he was actually toned down from my original concept of him. Gary on the other had was originally supposed to be the first boot, but I decided he'd make a good comedic relief.
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TDDI RANKINGS:
16th Place: Olivia (The Ex-Child Star)
15th Place: Victor (The Gentleman)
14th Place: Malcolm (The Pain Magnet)
13th Place: Jaxon (The Artist)
12th Place: Kitsune (The Goofball)
11th Place: Lily (The Cynnical Realist)
10th Place: Carly (The Pantaphobe)
9th Place: Terrance (The Jerk)
8th Place: Mitch (The Cowboy)
7th Place: Rebecca (The Rebel)
6th Place: Britney (The Globetrotter)
5th Place: Matthew (The Hipster)
4th Place: Gary (The Rapstar Wannabe)
