This is a Funny series which i got the ideas' from HxH drama CD...I thought of sharing my jokes. This is a plain ORANGE [Orange means there is just 'something' but not really] This is NOT a Lemon, This is a FANSERVICE, for fangirls!

Hope you enjoy laughing.

Disclaimer belongs to : sensei


Hunter x Hunter : Comedy of Orange!

Orange 11 : How Does HxH Goes...


The Dude here, his summary idea about HxH was not mine, I credit that it belongs to someone that i forgot the name. TEHE XP


Dude: huh?! What Hunter x Hunter?! I don't even get the story! There so much a lot of arc's...Its complicated!

Killua: the one who has a complicated, was your mind...Stupid.

Gon: *shakes Killua* Killua what if he hears you! Shss! QwQ"

Dude: why there is 4 protagonist?! And why the hell looking for his father was that hard?! He could just go to lost and found booth!

Gon: father? wait, is that my father he talking about? o_o

Kurapika: precisely...?

Gon: ah! Kurapika!

Leorio: Yo~!

Gon: Leorio too!

Kurapika: It's been a while Gon.

Dude: and the exam was sooo confusing! and those spider's...! the game! what the f-

Kurapika: who on earth is that rude man? He has a very bad mouth.

Gon: I don't know-

Leorio: yeah, he has a bad mouth!

Kurapika: not the one who is talking...*rolled eyes*

Leorio: hey! i know what you mean there you-

Killua: hai!hai! Don't you guys start to fight too!

Gon: well...


Dude: Here's how i see Hunter x Hunter!

A 12 year old shota was abandoned by his Sh** dad to be a hunter, which is basically this amazing job you can have where you can do and have access to whatever the sh** you want except you have to take this test where there's a 99.9% you'll die and when you die no one will give a sh** but shota wants to take the test and find his dad who run away so he runs around in short-shorts


Gon: Shota? who is shota? wait, is that me?! OAO

Killua: aw good, now what he wants to pick a fight huh-

Gon: shota...Short...ah! I'm short! *checks height* i didn't even got taller! QAQ *cries* Im a shota-short! uwaaah!

Kurapika: ekk! Gon are you alright?!


Dude: ...and gets stalked by a bunch of crazy psychotic serial killers and pedophiles.


Hisoka: *appears from nowhere* I believe i was that Pedo, he talking about...How rude~ fufufu~

All: H-Hisoka?!

Kurapika: not again, deja vu!

Killua: you really do have this habit of stalking you stalke-rrr!


Dude: and the shota...ends up becoming heterosexual life partners with an assassin all whilst having near death experiences every other day.


Killua: *vein pop* uwaat! am that assasin you talking about?!

Kurapika&Leorio: No doubt.

Killua: shut up! I want to kill that maa-

Gon: *stops Killua* Damme dayo Killua! You cant do that!


Dude: ..the two are accompanied by a bickering married couple. the first one an angst ridden pretty boy who wears a dress from a clan that apparently prances around wearing dresses and carrying purses and has issues because all his dress frolicking homies were killed by a bunch of terrorists who gauged out their eyeballs!


Kurapika: *scarlet eyes activated* what?! how foolish of yours to say! plus

Leorio&Kurapika: WE ARE NOT MARRIED COUPLE!

hm?

STOP COPYING ME! GRR!

Gon: n-not even you two!


Dude: ...the other one is a pimp who wants to be a doctor who's apparently the same age as his waifu- except he looks like hes in his 30s!


Leorio: Alright! that's it! i will kill you bromance! *gets stick*

Gon: *stops Leorio* noo! You also just can't Leorio!

Kurapika: *still scarlet eyes* Gon is right Leorio. You can't touch him, his my prey...

Gon: O_O NOT EVEN YOU KURAPIKA!


Dude: ...and then there's this serial killer pedophile whos the main villain of the whole series who spends 99% of the time stalking shotas, staring at their asses and having them crashed into his ** via bone breaking dodgeball.


Hisoka: *reveals card* ^w^ too bad, Kurapika...He is mine to get.

Killua: *reveals claws* No. He is mine! So stay back!


*Kurapika,Leorio,Killua with Hisoka...a never ending thungder dagger glares...* DONT TOUCH HIM! HIS MINE!


Gon: *cries* uwaaah! Someone help me! Mito-san!

All: Gon you stay out of here and we'll do the crime!

Gon:O_O...um...ok? ^^"


THE END


I Must repeat , this idea of mine came just becoz i heard the drama CD, if your going to think its like your reading a drama CD translation :D

Hope you did enjoy, and review i guess ^^