Udu paced up and down the hallway glaring at Reneey and Juhux like she was trying to burn holes in their skulls. Which strangely enough didn't seem to bother the pair that much considering that they were completely ignoring her. In fact, they were playing cards, bullshit to be precise. And don't even ASK where they got the cards.

"It's your move Reneey."

Reneey scowled grinding her teeth together miserably. "I know Uncle!" she snapped. "You don't gotta remind me!"

Juhux only smiled politely, the same as she had been throughout the entire game. It was driving Reneey insane, it was like the thief didn't even care that she was playing cards, or notice for that matter. She just sat there, with that generic smile playing across her face, mocking her. Reneey's eyes narrowed to slits as she placed three eight's and a two on top of the small stack of cards, watching for any sign that Juhux though she was lying. But there was nothing and then it was the blonde's turn again and she put down what Reneey figured was probably a nine.

Not that she would know, Juhux's expression hadn't faltered so much as once during the entire game. Which might have been why the thief was winning, and she was not.

"You know Reneey," Juhux said evenly as the raven haired teen pulled two cards out of her massive hand and put them down. "It might help if you would'nt scowl every time you lie. It really gives you away."

Reneey blinked, looking up from the steadily growing stack. "What the hell are you talking about?"

"Does it matter!?" Udu demanded throwing her arms in the air hopelessly. "We're lost in this huge fucking mansion with no way out!! We're doomed!"

They ignored her.

"Well," Juhux said, "It just makes it kinda hard to play a game where the most important element is being a good lyer when you can't lie very well."

Reneey rolled her eyes. "Well we can't all be thieves apprentices now can we?!"

"No, and we can't all be thieves daughters either."

Reneey scowled again, throwing her cards in Juhux's face.

"Niccceee." Juhux said smirking. "Does this mean I win?"

"Shut up."

"Will you two focus please!?" Udu yelled grabbing the cards from Juhux's hand. "We're in a random and slightly serious situation here!! It will take all of our cunning and skill to get out of this!"

Juhux blinked at her. "I think you're in the wrong group Udu. If you want cunning and skill then try mansion B across the street. I think I saw the Mystery Machine parked out front." Reneey nodded unsilingly seeming to take this information for truth.

Udu twitched. Nough said.

--

Lyn yawned curling walking down one of the many winding mansion hallways beside ( guess who ) Seto. After about...an hour or so, the two of them decided that their idiots had been gone for two long and thus went to search for them. Which was pretty easy to do. Just follow the trail of distruction and have Kaiba glare at the mess muttering about how he would kill the damn thief and the chatterbox doof for thsi. But anyway, after a while, they heard a crash veering of to the left of the path of destruction ( the chaos has a name XD) in what looked to be some sort of overly pink play room. So, they did the unthinkable, they went inside the room, neither all that scared of what they would find.

"SWEET TORTILLA CHIIPS WITH JUST A HINT OF SALSA!!" Lyn screamed."What on earth is going on here?!"

Immediately three pairs of eyes looked at her.One playful. One uncaring. And one scared out of his everloving mind. Yes folks, they found Suk and Mokuba...and Hideki the butler in the middle of dress up. In other words, Suk was forcing a frilly pink dress on Mokuba while Hideki sipped his tea and ate his cookie's. It was a horrible sight to behold.

"Hi Seto-tan!!" Suk called jubilantly waving her arms. "Who's your pretty friend?"

Seto of course fixed her with his signature scowl, desperately wishing that she'd dissapear. And Lyn rolled her eyes ignoring the compliment entirely.

"Mrs. Horsparrow," he growled through gritted teeth, " I must insist that you release Mokuba and go home, now."

Suk blinked at him. "No."

Lyn laughed, attempting though to hide said laugh through a cough. " You sure told her didn't you baby?"

"Hush Lyn."

"No."

Seto decided to ignore his girlfriend for a moment, more ocupied on the mission of rescung his brother.

"SUK!!" someone yelled behind him efectively causing him to go temporarily deaph.

Suk smiled brightly letting go of Mokuba and flouncing off in the direction fo the voice, her tail twitching from side to side.

"Suk you knuckled head!!" Udu said magicaly appearing in the doorway. "What the hell have you been doing?!"

The short haired blond blinked her head bobbing to the side. "Playing with Mokuba-kun and Hideki."

Udu smacked herself in the face.

"What's wrong Udu?" Suk asked concernedly. "Do you have a headache?"

Udu only nodded.

The cat eared girl smiled at her, linking their arms together cutely. " Well then lets go home and get Phil to give you a massage."

Again, she just nooded. And with that the two girls dissapeared from the room. Followed by hideki who was most likely, showing them the way to the door.

Just then Reneey and Juhux showed up.

Juhux frowned looking around the room. " How the hell did we get here? I could have SWORN we were just in some hallway most likely on the other side of the mansion."

Reeney shrugged picking up a cookie. " The writer probably wanted to end this whole damn retarded little Suk and Udu arch. "she answered simply. " Kinda looks like we just entered the twilight zone doesn't it Lynni?"

Lyn nodded. " Yeah sorta does, what with all the pink in here. It's exactly the opposite of the rest of the mansion."

"Hey." Juhux said pulling on Lyn's sleeve. "Whats wrong with the Kaiba's?"

Lyn raised an eyebrow looking towards the two billionairs who now sat huddled with their heads between their knees.

"Oh no." she groaned pulling out her cell phone. "Hello? Yes it's Lyn again. Yeah, it's about the Kaiba's again. I think they've been traumatized, again."

"Who's she talking to?" Juhux asked Reneey who was now holding the entire tray of cookie's.

"Kaiba's therapist. You want a cookie?"

Juhux blinked. " Reneey this is hardly the time."

"They're chocolate."

The thief girl shrugged taking a cookie. "Mm! These are good!'

"Yeah, to bad I spit on that one."

Juhux paused in the middle of taking another bight staring indigantly at Reneey. " I hate you."

"Love you to."

--

Bakura : WHERE THE HELL DID I GO!!

Sarah : On vacation, or at least you're SUPPOSED to be on vacation.

Juhux : GET BACK HERE RENEEY!! I SWEAR IT'LL ONLY HURT WHEN YOU BREATH!!

Reneey : WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEE!! UNCLE'S TRYING TO KILL ME AGAIN!!

Mariku : What the hell is wrong with Juhux?

Lyn : Reneey spit on her cookie.

Malik : HA!! Oh RA! Thats great!

Lyn : It won't be when Juhux kills her.

Malik : Shit. Maybe I should go help Reneey.

Mariku : Maybe I should go watch you fail miserably.

Lyn : Maybe I should go wait for Seto's therapist.

Juhux : OW!!

Mariku : Did she just bite Juhux?

Malik : Seems that way. GO FOR THE KIDNEYS!!

Reneey : WHERE THE FUCK ARE HER KIDNEYS!?