'Beyond. Please refrain from saying my real name. Here, it's either 'Mimi', or 'Michiru'.'

Beyond stopped, mid-lick, and mock-saluted Mimi. 'Your call, Miss Chief.'

Miss Chief. Mimi's old nickname from B. She smiled internally, and pulled him into another less-used corridor of the HQ.

'What? Afraid to be seen with me?' Beyond pouted. 'That's not very nice.'

Mimi sighed. 'First, you look exactly like L. Second, well, you did nearly kill me.'

Beyond' eyes flashed slightly at the mention of L, but it quickly disappeared. 'Well I didn't kill you, did I? And anyways, I didn't do it on purpose. I was trying to get L.'

Mimi barked a harsh laugh, but it lacked in humour. 'You were trying to get L, yes, I know. But he's my brother. You know I couldn't let that happen.'

Beyond looked down. 'I'm your brother too.'

'Yeah, okay. Sorry. That was harsh.'

The bright smile returned to B's face. 'You should have seen the look on your face when I told you not to-'

'Yeah, yeah, yeah, be careful with my-'

'Cause anymore-'

'Careful! Kira could-'

He said it anyways; 'Mischief.'

Mimi scowled at him. 'If I didn't know you, I'd think that you wanted me dead again.'

Beyond looked hurt. 'I don't want you dead. At least, not now.'

Mimi scowled again.

Beyond' expression became bright again. 'For now, I need you to do something for me.'

Mimi became slightly alarmed. 'Um...?'

'I want to kidnap you.'

For a man his size, Beyond's strength and was surprising. Remind myself never to trust the bastard again, Mimi thought darkly as she inhaled the chloroform. Then everything went black.

'My, my!' Beyond drawled in his usual sarcastic tone. 'The great and almighty M is awake.'

'Didn't have to druuuug me,' Mimi slurred, still dizzy from the chloroform. Then she thought about the thermal recorders L placed around the building. 'Okay, maaaybe you had to.'

Beyond snorted and leaned back against the wall.

Lifting herself up, Mimi glanced around the shed she was currently being 'held captive' in. 'L knows, I'm guessing?'

'Yup. He guessed as soon as the stupid man told him he saw L walk out of the building with you.'

'The stupid man? You mean... Matsuda?'

'Dunno. But he had Mello hair.'

Before the pair could say more, the door to the shed was kicked open. And in came-

Light Yagami. With a police license. The hell, L? Hey, that kinda rhymes...

Thinking quickly, Beyond reached over to Mimi and pulled out her gun from her waistband, aiming it at her temple. 'A step and I'll shoot!'

'My gun... nasty jazz, B...' Mimi muttered dizzily.

'I just threatened to kill you. At least act somewhat worried.' Beyond hissed.

'M'kay, then.' Mimi waved her arms around half-heartedly. 'Ahhh. I'm so scared. Help me, Light.'

Beyond sighed. Light didn't look too convinced, but he let it slide.

'I demand to talk to L.' Beyond carried on the act. 'I'm sure he is concerned about his sister being kidnapped?'

Light looked shocked for a split second. Guess he didn't know that she was L's sister.

'Nah, don't worry about it, Light. B's my brother. Fa-family business.' Mimi stuttered a bit due to the drug still not wearing off.

Beyond looked at her incredulously. 'Who's side are you on?'

'I'm Switzerland. Neutral. Just here for the lolz. Don't mind me.'

Light coughed. 'I will contact Ryuzaki about this immediately.'

'Cake-man?' Mimi frowned. 'Since when do you have cake-man's number?' Her face changed to an expression of disbelief as she realised the situation. 'He not only gave you a licence, but he invited you to the SPK as well?!'

Light looked uncomfortable. 'As I said, I will now go and contact Ryuzaki about this... uh... dire situation...'

Mimi snorted. 'Oh, do hurry, Light-Kun! My liiiiiiife's in danger!'

Light dashed out of the shed.

'Cake-man?' Beyond scoffed.

'Shut your face, Mr. Jam face.'

So Beyond shutted up.