Disclaimer: You guys are no fun. Seriously. No one competed in the quiz therefore you guys are mean. But sorry for letting you guys wait so long. I'll upload two chapters to make up. I'll make very small flashbacks so this chapter won't be empty.


Tigress woke up and stretched.

"Man." She looked to her side and saw it. Her fan, correction, her FIXED fan.

She was upset that Mitch entered her room, but was grateful no less.

"I wonder what I'm going to do today." Tigress pulled the scroll from under her pillow.

Tigress' 25 things to do:

Kiss a bunch of random dudes for a competition against Viper.

Become a model-for-a-day.

Wear a French maid outfit and serve the dudes and be seductive just to see them drool.

Go to a disco and dance the night away.

Whine all day like I'm a little child.

Organize a beach day so u can wear a bikini and be seductive to see them drool again.

Play some pranks with Monkey's help on the others.

Take revenge on Monkey with another prank along with others.

Bake things while singing a song as if nobody is watching.

Guà chū yǔ zhōu'ēnlái gèng duō de shíhou, zhǐshì wèile hǎowán hé duì zhíwù de zhìhuì.

Zuòchū fènnù mànhuà.

"Cool." She stood up and walked to her closet. "You know what? I'm going to dress different as well."

She grabbed a yellow sundress and put it on. She tied her hair in two low pigtails*. Looking into the hallways she noticed that no one was there. Then again it was past lunch as far as she could tell.

She walked to the kitchen and looked inside. Empty, perfect timing.

She looked in the cabinets and saw all her ingredients. She grabbed everything she needed.

"Good now let's begin."

She placed everything so she could work flawlessly.

"Now songs. I'll think of some."

Tigress started humming. Before she knew it she started singing.

"Remember those walls I built

Well, baby they're tumbling down

And they didn't even put up a fight

They didn't even make up a sound

I found a way to let you in

But I never really had a doubt

Standing in the light of your halo

I got my angel now..."

Flashback

Years ago Tigress walked around on the field just outside JP**. She enjoyed strolling around. It made her feel calm.

"I wish it was always this peaceful." She thought to herself. She looked up to see it was noon, so she decided to head back. On her way back to JP she nearly bumped into someone.

She looked up to apologize but to her surprise it was a tiger. A white tiger to be exact. A MALE white tiger. He had a scar running down one eye that made him even more attractive. She started thinking about what kind of battle it must of been to get a scar like that. And, more over, WHERE She had seen a scar like that.

"There you are Tigress, Master Shifu had been looking all over for you!"

Tigress squinted her eyes a bit.

"Wait... Mitch!" Tigress smiled at seeing her friend.

"Oh come on, you couldn't have forgotten me after a couple of years, could you?" Mitch leaned in closer.

"Of course not!" Tigress stared straight back in his bright blue eyes. Honestly his eyes had always spelled 'heaven' for her but she never knew why.

End flashback

Viper stared in awe at the door. She had heard Tigress sing faintly when it rained but never like this! She also quickly took notice that Tigress was baking.

"Something is very wrong." She shook her head and slithered off. "Guess we are have lunch at Mr. Ping today."

Tigress was nearly done with cake.

"Reminds me of another song."

"Ooo boy you lookin' like you like what you see

Won't you come over and check up on it?

I'ma let you work up on it

Ladies let ?im check up on it

Watch it while he check up on it

Dip it, pop it, twork it, stop it, check on me tonight

If you got flaunt it, boy I know you want it

While I turn around you watch me check up on it

Ooo you watchin' me shake it, I see it in ya face

Ya can't take it, it's blazin', you rock me and amaze me

You can look at it, as long as you don't grab it

If you don't go braggin', I'ma let you have it

You think that I'm teasin', but I ain't got no reason

I'm sure that I can please ya, but first I gotta read you"

Flashback

Tigress was taking a shower as usual when she felt it. A pair of luster filled eyes stared at her, she was sure.

She innocently continued making sure she was ready in case of attack.

Tai Lung P.O.V.***

I kept staring at Tigress. Her hourglass figure. The way she rubbed herself. I felt like such a pervert, but, hey, which guy doesn't go hard at seeing this scene.

Suddenly Tigress stopped and turned around. She must of felt my presence but I didn't care. I was more concentrated how she just there. In all her glory. She was just perfect. I would of pounced her but I love both every part of my body and living.

I kept staring. She was that damn perfect. It would be better if she was mine. Only mine. For me, myself and I. That Travis prince will never get her. Why? 'Cause she's already mine.

End flashback.

Monkey and Mantis just wanted a simple snack! Not walking in on a singing, booty bouncing Tigress!

"Are we missing something?" Mantis asked the very confused primate.

"Let's ask Viper. Maybe she knows." They both back away so Tigress wouldn't see and maul them.

Tigress had noticed them, or rather, heard them. She tried to open a upper cabinet. To her dismay all the continents fell out.

"POOOOOOO!" Tigress roared. Not much longer Po came in.

"Yes Tig- HAHAHAHAHA!" Po laughed uncontrollably. He forgot to tell everyone about that cabinet. Tigress quickly grabbed a frying pan and launched it at Po.

She hit bullseye. No not his head. His tenders. Po's ear-piercing scream rang thru the halls of JP. Po darted around the hallways in and effort to seize the pain.

Tigress quickly cleaned the mess and continued.

"Next up. Cookies."

She grabbed the flour and behind it was a wisky bottle. Alcohol.

"I know a new song to sing"

Tigress began after a quick look around.

"Cheers to the freakin' weekend

I drink to that, yeah yeah

Oh let the demo on syncing.

I drink to that, yeah yeah

Don't let the bastards get ya down

Turn it around with another round

There's a party at the bar everybody put your glasses up and I drink to that

I drink to that.

Life's too short to be sittin' round miserable

People gon' talk whether you doing bad or good, yeah

Got a drink on my mind and my mind on my money, yeah

Looking so bomb, gonna find me a honey

Got my Ray-Bans on and I'm feelin' hella cool tonight, yeah

Everybody's vibin' so don't nobody start a fight, yeah-ah-ah-ah..."

Flashback

It was friday and Master Shifu had mercy to give them the weekend off.

They decided to tour a near by city at night. Seeing they were kung fu masters it wouldn't harm them.

Walked past a bar a couple drunk tigers near Tigress' age came out, ready to flirt.

"Oh boy, I got it." Tigress was supposed to beat them to pulp. NOT sober them up and ask for direction. The tiger gladly led them everywhere.

The rode a boat through a small part of the city. They took a cart to see the restaurants. They ate a expensive meal, which the tigers only payed for themselves and Tigress leaving the rest to fend for themselves. In fact they did everything for Tigress. They bought her a necklace, a new brush, a nice snow globe souvenir.

"I bet if they could afford it, they would do f both the entire city for Tigress!" A jealous Viper hissed out.

"We would have of done the same for you if the meal didn't so much." Monkey said as he peered in his empty money pouch, the other following suit.

"Tigress is probably the only one who has money left." Crane remarked. The other nodded in agreement.

End flashback

"Didn't see this coming." Crane say d as he backed out of the kitchen. He knew Tigress knew he was there. He just didn't want to disturb her dancing.

Tigress busy frosting a cake. Thinking of yet another song to sing.

"Oh I know."

"Come and put your name on it

Put your name on it

Come and put your name on it

Ya name, betcha wana put your name on it put ya name on it

Come and put your name on it

Ba ba baby..."

Flashback

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.

Yes, it was indeed a birthday. Tigress' birthday to be exact. She was now drunk, on a chair, on a table with unknown men singing for her. Most were WAY to old for her but there were a couple of 18 year old guys are. You know, the kind that a petite 17 year old girl would be attracted to.

One helped her down. The only one she knew, Travis.

"My twusty fwiend..." Tigress said. She didn't slur her words**** like most people. Just mispronouncing them.

Travis laughed a drunken laugh. He had sneaked Tigress out of the Jade Palace just to let her drink. In the end he drank less then Tigress. About 4 bottles of vodka disappeared in the petite heavy weight tiger. He didn't drunk to much in case anything got out of paw.

"Maybwe we shwould gwo homez." Tigress said drunkly right after she had fallen on her hands and knees. She was swaying her butt and tail left and right. Travis always found that such turn on.

He quickly helped her up and walked/wobbled towards the little house he was staying at. Walking up the ten thousand steps in a drunk state was about the dumbest things someone could do and Travis knew better.

The second Travis closed the door, Tigress pushed her back against the wall.

"Canz you cowem hewe?" Tigress asked sloppy. Travis obeyed her and walked towards. Before anything else was said Tigress pulled him in for a lustfull kiss.

It went on for a while but Travis found it enough. He started to pull himself away from but a bearly heard 'no' stopped him. It didn't take a genius to figure out what she wanted. Travis sighted and granted her wish. He softly started kissed her neck. Tigress giggled and gripped him tightly.

Travis knew what she wanted, but should he grant it? He felt Tigress gripping him tightly, so he made up his mind. He got grabbed Tigress' paw abd ked her to his room. He'll give her what she want, after all it was her birthday right?

End flashback

"Oh... That happened. Why am I only remembering this now?!" Tigress shook her head as she took out the cookies. She looked outside to see it was almost diner time.

She looked at the table. What? You though she made and decorated one cake and baked a small batch of cookies? WRONG!

Almond cake, chocolate almond cake, butterscotch cake, strawberry cake, chocolate parfeit, vanilla shakes, apple pie, strawberry short cakes, raspberry tortes, blueberry muffins, lemon marangs, banana pudding, PanJams, vanilla cakes, double chocolate chips cookies, almond cookies, banana cookies, butter pecan, devil's food, french vanilla, signature vanilla, lemon, wedding white, white chocolate white, german chocolate, coconut, banana, rich chocolate fudge and etc.

It's diner time." Tigress stood up.

"HEY GUYS IT'S DINER TIME." It didn't take long before Mitch and Tai Lung both came barging in. They seemed like they would eat anything.

"Must of had a sparing match." Tigress looked at the fatigue forms. Po came running with Monkey almost literally on his tail.

"Must of smelled the cookies." Po and Monkey quickly sat down. Next was Mantis, he seemed a little battered.

"Must of fallen off of Monkey's shoulder." Crane and Viper were last. They were busy chatting about something.

"Latest gossip." Tigress turned and sat down herself.

"So... Where's the food?" Mitch asked.

"Please tell us it's all of these cakes, cookies and drinks!" Monkey and Po pleaded.

"Yep, eat up."

Mitch and Tai Lung practically attacked the food out of hunger. Po, Monkey and Mantis had to hurry up before it was all gone. Crane managed to steal an entire Strawberry shortcake. Viper stole all the shakes and took anything made of chocolate, and Tigress? Well... She just felt her stomach come up.

"Some tofu can fix this." She thought.


This is a weird chapter. I'll say one thing. I'm not proud of this chapter. Not at all. But it was fun to write none the less. Sorry it took so long to upload.

Here is a list of the songs. My phone was on shuffle on these appeared so I didn't chose them.

1. Halo - Beyoncé

2. Chack on it - Beyoncé

3. Cheers (I drink to that.) - Rihanna

4. Birthday Cake - Rihanna ft. Chris Brown

*Is this an insult to pigs?

**It means Jade Palace

*** I felt like a lesbian writing Tai Lung's P.O.V.

**** But the author on the other apparently has terrible spelling.