I like to thank again Agent BM for the topic.
The scene opens with Mordecai and Rigby sitting on the couch. "Welcome everyone." said Mordecai.
"It's your favourite slackers with another segment of." said Rigby.
"Aw what?!" The slackers both exclaimed.
"Our topic is Dora the Explorer. The worst show ever." said Mordecai.
"Tell me about it. It got canceled and it got a (beeps) spinoff." said Rigby.
"Her friends are animals. Why would a monkey wear boots that's stupid. He's not in the rain or snow!" said Mordecai.
"Don't get me started with that backpack and map. They are just dumb." said Rigby.
"Plus it lessons are stupid she's leading kids to their death and telling a thief no swiping is not gonna work." said Mordecai.
"Wait Muscle man beated up Swiper for throwing his wings and making fun of Starla." said Rigby.
"Big mistake for him. Not to mention there's a giant chicken." said Mordecai.
"I know what Muscle man would do with that." said Rigby.
Shows a drawing of Muscle man roasting the big red chicken.
"That's funny." said Mordecai.
"Yeah I know. Now on the spin off series, Dora is two years older and has a map app." said Rigby.
"Look here people when a series get canceled you don't give them a spinoff. That's just wrong." said Mordecai.
"Yeah and that's all the time we have." said Rigby.
"Join us next time for another segment of."
"Aw what?!"
Dora is a bad example for kids everywhere Nuff said. Please send in those topics and stay frosty.
