Authors note: First of all, I want to thank everyone who decided to check out this story. This is going to be the final chapter of my Les Miserables crossover fan fiction. Instead of ending in a parody of the Les Miserables finale, I'd like to end with something more upbeat and cheerful...
CABBAGES IN THE HOUSE AVATAR THE LAST AIRBENDER PARODY OF MASTER OF THE HOUSE
The cabbage man is in his cabbage restaurant, welcoming people in at the door.
Cabbage man: Welcome monsieur, sit yourself down. And have some of the best, cabbages in town.
Cabbage man brings customers to a table.
Cabbage man: All of the rest, tastes really gross. Listen to me you can take my word. Your in a gourmet place! Your eating deliciously and if anyone asks you were you've gone to eat you can say you came to me. Cabbages in the house, 'tastin really nice making sure spending your money here's no sacrifice.
Cabbage man grabs a cabbage and drizzles on some wine and sauce.
Cabbage man: Cover it in sauce, drizzle on some wine. No matter what we do to it, it will taste just fine.
Cabbage man comes to a table and points to a item on a menu. that some customers are holding
Cabbage man: I'd recommend the cabbage curry. With just a little cabbage spice. But no matter what you get here everything would taste very ni-ice! Cabbages in the house. Attracting quite a zoo. Ready to relieve you of a copper piece or two.
Cabbage man flips a copper piece into the air.
Cabbage man: An excellent way to dine. Eating cabbages of an enormous weight. Eating so many cabbages you can't see straight! It's everybody's favorite restaurant. I'm everyone's bestest friend. But if you try to destroy my cabbages Ravva! It will be your end.
Diners: Cabbages in the house. Quick to catch your eye
Cabbage man: I never want a passerby to pass me by. Don't matter if your poor. Don't matter if your rich. Eat some of my cabbages they'll do in a pinch. It's everybody's favorite restaurant. I'm everybodys bestest friend. But if you try to destroy my cabbages Ravva! It will be your end.
Cabbage man goes to the door.
Cabbage man: Enter monsieur, lay down your load. Take a seat and rest from the road.
Cabbage man picks up the womans purse
Cabbage man: I know how you feel. Travel's a curse. But here we strive to lighten your purse. Here nothing is overcooked. You can even have your cabbages fried! But nothing is overlooked 'till I'm sa-tis-fied. Food beyond compare. Food beyond belief. Even all you meat lovers can pretend it's beef. Steak and kidney pie, goose liver pate. None of that compares to what your having today.
Cabbage man: Everyone is more then welcome, nothing is occupied. Reasonable charges plus a little extra on the side. Charge 'em for the food, charge 'em for maintaining this place, charge 'em for complaining my food's in bad taste. Here a little slice. There a little cut. Three percent for bringing in your own cabbage nuts! When it comes to fixing prices, there's lots of tricks I know. All the bit's and pieces, Ravva! It's amazing how it grows.
Cabbage man and diners: Cabbages in the house. Quick to catch your eye, don't want anyone to pass 'em by. Don't matter if your poor. Don't matter if your rich. Eat some of these cabbages they'll do in a pinch. I'm everybody's companion. I give em everything I've got. What a bunch of horrible people. Ravva! What a sorry little lot
Cabbage man looks up into space
Cabbage man: I used to dream that I would have a safe place to put my cabbages. Now finally I have an end to all that emotional baggage. Cabbages in the house. Finally they're safe. I knew a restaurant would be a safer place, They taste really great, and much better do they fare. None of the people who destroyed them are still not there! What an amazing blessing! Landing me with this place. And none of the people who destroyed my cabbages leave a trace
Cabbage man: Cabbages in the house, cabbage and a half. everything's so amazing it will make you laugh.
Everyone: Don't matter if your poor. Don't matter if your rich.
Cabbage man: Of cabbages everyone here can get they're fix. Finally my cabbages are in safety. And they taste really good.
Everyone: They're the best cabbages and that's a fact
Cabbage man: My cabbages are still intact. Everyone raise a glass to my cabbages in the house!
Suddenly Aang runs in and hurls an air slash at the cabbage man's cabbages. They explode and the person he was chasing goes down with them
Cabbage man: MY CABBAGES!
THE END
