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Disclaimer: I do not own Austin & Ally.


Trish was not planning on holding back; she was going to go all out on her revenge plan. Problem was that most of her ideas either involved something life threatening or was just plain illegal. It was noon and the date was at 7. They had to figure out a form of revenge that wouldn't get them into jail in the timespan of a few hours.

Austin, Ally, Trish and Dez were gathered in the living room. They multitasked and had lunched while they plotted. Trish had somehow found Shiny Money's shiny gold white board. Plastered on it were pictures of Dylan and various revenge options. Dez's idea of revenge involved putting shrimp and other forms of seafood into Dylan's pants and releasing starving cats. Trish opt for something more embarrassing, such as putting dye in Dylan's plumbing, thus resulting in him turning blue after a shower. Austin wanted Dylan to suffer by drowning him in a tub of sulfuric acid. Even though Dylan broke her heart, all Ally could think of for revenge was putting a 'kick me' sign on his back.

"We need an idea that will get Dylan to feel how Ally felt. We need to embarrass him so bad that he'd stay hidden from the world. He needs a piece of his own medicine," said Trish.

"But maybe he has a reason behind all his actions. We should ask him first." Ally said in the softest voice possible. She was clearly still upset about the whole thing, but that didn't stop the fact that Ally was a kind natured person.

Trish, being the kind of person that is the complete opposite of kind natured, just wanted sweet old revenge on the jerk that hurt her best friend. "Silly, naïve little Ally. We do not need a reason behind his actions. All we know is that his actions were stupid and he's going to pay. The perfect revenge is needed for this mission."

"My idea is just the thing then!" Austin said.

"Sure, if we want to get charged for homicide. Plus, where would we get that much sulfuric acid in the short amount of time we had?" Trish checked her watch; it had been an hour since they started brainstorming. "We have six hours until the date. We need to decide on something now."

"Shrimp!"

"Acid!"

"'Kick me' sign!"

"No…" Trish rubbed her temples and thought hard. "Wait… I got it! How about this! We put hair remover and dye in his shampoo and conditioner. Then, Dez and I will get a job at the restaurant the date where the date is going to be so we can slip the shrimp in his pants. We'll also slip some laxatives in his food that will cause him to become very gassy. Austin and Ally head to the pound to find a cat and make sure it's very hungry. After that, head to the store and crab some hair dye, hair removal lotion and laxatives. Is everyone clear on the plan?"

Ally slowly raised her hand. "What about the kic—"

"And then we put the 'kick me' sign on his back."

Ally grinned and put her hand back down.

As soon as everyone understood the plan, they all went on their respective missions. Trish and Dez headed to the restaurant Dylan mentioned and applied for a job. Being an expert in quickly getting hired and fired, Trish always had a job resume ready. Austin took Shiny Money's car and, with Ally, went shopping for the supplies. They agreed to meet back at the house an hour later.


During the entire ride to the pound, both Austin and Ally were quite. Ally, still a bit shaken by the recent events, was staring out the window with a blank expression on her face. It was rare for Austin to see Ally not smiling and cheerful with enough energy to feed a crowd. It saddened him to see her like that. And it angered him to think about the guy who caused it all. But Austin managed to stay calm. He hoped the best for the plan.

The silence continued as they picked up a cat and shopped at the store. Whenever Austin would say something like, 'Is this the right dye?' or 'Is this cat good?' Ally would just give a small smile and nod. It killed Austin to see the girl he loved so hurt. That's right, love. He didn't know when it had happen, but he knew he loved Ally. Sure, he was young and probably is still sloppy when it came to true love. But he wasn't afraid to say that he loved Ally. She wasn't like the other girls he dated. He would like those girls and think they're cute or something. With Ally, it felt different. Austin had always known that his best friend was gorgeous. He found her innocence and dorky-ness very beautiful. Truth was that he had always had feelings for Ally lingering in him. He just never took the time to carefully realize them. He had always loved Ally. Sure, at first it started out as loving a friend, but it soon matured. And after all of this Dylan drama blows down and Ally recovers, he's determined to tell her how he feels.

On the drive back home, Ally finally spoke up.

"Austin?" Ally's voice was soft.

"Yeah?"

"Remember when I said I hated you?"

"Actually, I try not to." Austin chuckled.

Ally smiled a little. "Yeah, sorry about that."

"You already said sorry."

"I want to say it again. I didn't really mean what I said. Because I know you Austin, I know how you would never do anything to hurt me and I would never have a reason to hate you. Even when I watched you fight Dylan, a part of me knew that there was a logical reason behind that. You were trying to save me. Like a prince."

Austin blushed a little at Ally's comment. "Thanks Ally. A prince would do anything to save a princess."

The both smiled as a happy atmosphere filled the car.


As per schedule, the Team was sitting around the dining room table, each of their tasks complete. It was 2 PM, five hours until Dylan came to pick Ally up. Trish spoke up first, taking the lead.

"Thanks to my amazing job applying skills, Dez and I start right away on our new job as waiters at 'Plenty Of Fish In Our Kitchen'. It wasn't so hard to find and not too far from here actually. It's the only beach side restaurant in the area and I also checked their reservation list, table for two facing the ocean reserved by a Mr. Dylan Gray."

"Ally and I got the cat, dye, hair remover and laxatives." Austin put the bottles on the table and Ally picked up the cat cage from the floor and put it on her lap.

"I've got all the spy gear needed for this revenge to be a success, small cameras, tiny microphones and disguises." Dez pulled out various gadgets from a silver briefcase.

"Alright so here's where we start. Austin, you and Dez head over to Dylan's house to ask for his apology for beating him up. You never really apologized right?" Trish asked.

"Why do I need to apologize to that jerk?!" Austin clearly had to intention to make amends what so ever.

"It's just a distraction so Dez can sneak into his bathroom and switch his shampoo with the one we have. I know how badly you hate the guy but we need to make sure he doesn't see our revenge coming. Just do it, okay?"

Austin slumped in his chair and frowned. "Fine, but I won't like it."

"You don't need to like it, just be convincing." Trish checked her notepad which had every detail of the plan written down. "Dez, you excuse yourself to the bathroom and switch the shampoo as quickly as you can."


At 3 PM, after mixing the deadly shampoo concoction, Austin and Dez headed for Dylan's house. In the meantime, Ally and Trish fixed Ally's date outfit with the spy microphone and camera. Austin was really dreading apologizing to Dylan. Even if it wasn't real, he didn't know if he could contain himself from punching his face clean off his head. But he knew he had to be calm for the sake of the revenge running smoothly, for Ally's sake. Dez had his backpack with the shampoo hidden inside it. He was taking the whole revenge thing very seriously. After all, being a spy has always been on Dez's bucket list.

They went up the steps to the door and Austin knocked on it, rather hard. It took only a few seconds for Dylan to open it. His surprise was evident on his face. He was not planning to see Austin at his door step. Dylan cleared his throat before saying anything. Austin thought that it was probably because he was getting ready to use his fake accent.

"Austin, Dez! It's a pleasure to see you. How may I help you?"

Austin clenched his hands and tried to smile his best smile. "Can we come in? I have something I need to talk to you about."

Dylan was hesitant at first but stepped aside to let the boys in. "Come on in."

Inside was also Emily who was watching some television. She was completely caught off guard when she saw Austin and Dez walk into the room. "Uh, Dylan. I see you have guests. I should go to my room then. Bye." And without another word, she hurriedly went into a room and closed the door.

"Who was that?" Austin asked, even though he knew perfectly well who it was.

"That was, my uh, sister." Dylan stuttered a little at his words but managed to keep his accent intact.

"That's funny, why does she have a perfectly fine American accent?" Austin was enjoying putting Dylan on the spot.

Dylan, on the other hand, was in cold sweat. "Well, she actually goes to school here in the US."

"Why?"

"Um, she likes it here."

"Hmm."

"So what did you want to talk to me about?" Dylan ushered them to the couches and changed the subject as quickly as he could.

"I need to pee." Dez said before they could take a seat.

"Uh, down the hall first door to the right."

"Thanks. Be back in a jiffy." Dez gripped his backpack and walked toward the bathroom.

Dylan and Austin took a seat opposite of each other. There was a brief silence for a while until Austin finally took a deep breath and began his best acting performance yet. "I want to… apologize."

"Huh?" Dylan was not expecting that. "You're apologizing to me?"

"Yeah, I was being rude and selfish, and I am sorry."

Dylan blinked a couple times. "Apology accepted, I guess."

"Great."

"Yeah."

"Awesome."

"Super."

The awkward silence continued as they waited for Dez to finish in the bathroom. What was only a few minutes felt like hours for the two boys. And the minute Dez emerged from the bathroom, they stood up eagerly.

"Well, we should be going. We'll let ourselves out. Goodbye." Austin grabbed Dez and headed straight for the door.

"Bye?"


Everything was going smoothly. It was 6:30 PM; Dylan was due to pick up Ally in half an hour. Trish and Dez had already begun their job about an hour ago. They had disguises on so Dylan wouldn't recognize them. Austin would pose as another costumer with a pet cat. He would leave after Dylan and Ally. He was currently waiting for Ally to get dressed.

"What do you think?"

Austin turned around to look at Ally and was instantly speechless.

"Austin? I look weird don't I?" Ally startled fiddling with her hair.

"No, I think you look great!"

"You think so?"

"I know so."

"Well, it's only a fake date so it doesn't really matter how I look anyways. And to think this is my first date too." Ally sighed and straightened her dress.

"Hey, at least you'll look amazing when Dylan looks like a mess."

"I guess so. Well, at least he didn't take my first kiss."

"That wasn't your first kiss?" Austin was definitely curious about Ally's first kiss. If it wasn't Dylan then it was probably happened before Austin and Ally met.

"I'll tell you about it some other time." Ally smiled at Austin. "Right now, it's time for the plan to take action. I see Dylan walking here."


Things seem to be going well with Austin and Ally. ;)

Will the revenge plan go smoothly? Or will it fail?!

Tell me what you think? :D