Monday
Monday
Fire Demonstration Day
Meet Dave's Olds Day
8am
I am for once well-rested. My hair is behaving and I woke up early enough to run a hair straightener through it a couple of times to scare away the bomb haired look that is so popular with the mentally unstable. I have no lurking lurkers and the orangutan- gene seems to have retreated. It will probably burst onto the scene when I least expect it, but for today, I am good. I put mascara, lipgloss and eye-liner. I am getting very slack with make-up. But Dave doesn't mind. He saw me in my tellie tubbie jammies yesterday and didn't run away. In fact he called me gorgeous. He is such a good boyfriend. So honest.
10 minutes later
I don't believe it. There is cereal again! I looked at Mutti and she said, "Your going to need it sweetie. Good luck." And took Libby to kindy. I ate it really fast. Just in case Angus or Gordy decided to biff my bowl or pee in my cereal. Evil lurks among us.
Jas' house
Jas was sitting on her wall again. She also had tres subtle make-up.
She said, "Gee, what's wrong? You look like someone told you Miss Stamp is your sister."
"Erlack!! No I have to meet Dave's family today."
"I remember what it was like when I had to go meet Tom's family for the first time…" She went into Jas'n'Tom mode. It was quite soothing actually. Listening to her ramble on.
School
The school has gone mad. Boy mad. The first formers were the worst. All stalker and tarted up. When I walked in I could see quite a couple girls crowded around Dave.
He was saying, "Right I know I'm gorgeous but I have to go snog my girlfriend now!"
All the girls shot daggers at me. I saw Rollo roll his eyes. He also had a small crowd of admirers but they kept their distance.
Wet Lindsey walked up to Dave, "No snogging on school grounds!"
Dave said, "Ah you're just jealous of Georgia."
WL went, "Why would I be jealous of that thing?"
Dave winked and said, "Because she's got me and she's got nungas."
Then he walked off towards me. Wet Lindsey was quite literally fuming and went red but she couldn't do anything about it. Dave put his arm around my waist and Rollo did that annoying starey thing. Tom'n'Jas were both staring at Rollo like seeing-eyed dogs. Or like they suspected he had a gun and was going to take us all hostage at any chosen moment.
10 minutes later
Dave is doing that never-let-go-of-Gee thing. Its getting hard to walk. Especially through doors. Hawkeye is giving us the evils.
Assembly
JOY UNBOUNDED!! THERE ARE NO LESSONS TODAY BECAUSE OF THE FIRE THINGY! ELVIS WILL ONLY SHOW ONE FORM AT A TIME (for safety reasons) SO THERE ARE NO LESSONS! Thank you Lord Sandra! Thank you Elvis! I love you Big G! It's a sign! The Gang all did the Viking Inferno until Hawkeye threatened to execute us. She said that we were setting a bad example to the visitors. Then she noticed Hunky's lack of eyebrow and Dave's tie around his head like Rambo and seemed to forget what she was saying. The hymn was Kumbaya My PANTS. Dave leaned towards me, "Your principal has truly magnificent chins. We should send a piccie to Guinness World Book of Records, for the most chins."
I said, "Just wait till they wobble."
Dave looked a bit scared.
Half an hour later
This is brilliant. Form 10 has Herr Kamer as a watch dog. We all just sitting in Herr Kamer's German classroom, talking and screaming. The lads have an endless fascination with the language and keep asking Herr Kamer about the Kochs. They have such rudey-dudey minds. Especially as he knows nothing on what they really mean, unless he is a secret German-O-Gram. ERLACK!! GET OUT IF MY HEAD!! Rollo is sitting by himself working in his book again. He looks up at me every now and then. I feel so poo. He looked all a miz. Jas was looking at me.
"Errr… should we say hello?"
"Um. I think so. But don't say anything. He doesn't like to be disturbed."
We ambled over. Rollo was drawing me again I think. This time I was sitting down and looking forwards. Jas' eyes went big when she saw his sketch. The background wasn't street like last time but a park. The background was done and Rollo was working on the face. Like last time, I couldn't look away.
I said really softly, "Hey Rollo."
He looked up really angry but when he saw it was me and Jas he put down the book, "Georgia…"
He was speaking in the same soft voice he used when he was in the park. Jas stood there like a Fringey Goosegog.
"We figured you wanted some company. But I see you're busy so we'll just go…"
"No, no. Sit! I'll finish it later."
Jas said, "Wow. It's really good."
I nodded. "Can I see it?"
"It's not finished."
"Doesn't matter."
"Just don't turn to my lyrics."
I sat down on a chair next opposite and Jas sat next to me. He passed me the book. In tippex it said across the front, "DON'T OPEN! THIS MEANS YOU DAVE!", along with other things, I smiled a bit at that one. I turned to the sketch. Rollo was almost finished. He just had to do the eyes. I looked at the rest of her. It really was me. She had my hair, nungas and uni. And conk. But it looked beautiful on her. Not like it took over her face. It was a truly marvy drawing. Jas was trying to look over my shoulder but Rollo kept asking her what the German posters meant so she had to look at them. I closed the book and kept it on my lap. Tom and Dave were looking at us. Tom was staring at the book on my lap.
"It's beautiful Rollo. Really. I can't wait to see it when it's done."
"It's like the other one you liked…"
"Yeah I noticed. Beautiful. Really."
"Yeah she is beautiful."
He was staring at me again. I looked at Jas. Her mouth was open and she looked like some one told her that giant knickers were illegal.
"How long have you been working on it?"
"Since yesterday. I should finish by the end of school. The eyes are the hardest you know."
"I'm sure. You do them really well though. You seem to give them emotion."
"Thanks Gee."
And he stared at me. I didn't know what to do so I looked at Jas. She was still sitting there in silence. I opened the book again. Rollo leaned over and turned to a page of lyrics.
"You can read those. It's from the song I sang at Late and Live."
I read over them. I could here Rollo's voice in my head singing the song. It was actually very quiet in the classroom. When I turned around all the Gang and all the guys in the class were watching me.
"It's a bit freaky-deaky. All these blokes being quiet and watching us."
Rollo looked at me, straight in the eye, "I've never let anyone see what's in my book. I guess they just surprised."
Jas said in her incredibly dim way, "Never?! Why?"
"'Cos it's private."
"Why did you let Georgia look then?"
Rollo just stared at me. I didn't know what to do.
"Because Gee's different."
I turned over the page, forgetting that Rollo said I couldn't see his lyrics. Rollo leaned towards me. He had that same look on his face like he did when I said that I liked his sketches at Luigi's yesterday.
"From when my dad died."
Jas looked like she was going to fall off her chair again. I read through the lyrics. They were heartbreakingly sad. Rollo started to sing them really softly to me. He had such a sexy, sad voice. I can't lie. When he had finished he was looking at me again.
"Wow. It's so sad. I'm sorry about your father. It must be hard. Beautiful song though. Really. I'm not lying. You're really talented."
"Thanks. It is a bit hard at times but it's better than him having to be in the pain he was in. At least he's not in pain anymore. I really think there is some sort of after life. I have to. That's where he is. And he's not in pain anymore."
And I don't know why but like an idiot I blurted out, "But you are."
He looked at me. Really, really looked at me. In the eye. "Yeah. I am. But I'll be fine. I will."
And for some reason I gave him a hug. Jas sort of joined in. I guess to make it more matey. But I really had to give Rollo a hug. He seemed to need it. I highly doubt any of his friends had done that. They were all boys. Or girls who wanted to snog him. I was just helping him, he was miserable.
"Thanks. For listening. You know since my dad died, no one will listen to me, they just tell me that time will heal. I don't care about that. I just want someone to listen. Not tell me what to do, but just listen. And it's like everyone is scared of me, like I'm going to start blubbing or something."
"I don't mind if you blubb. You should be allowed to blubb all you want."
"Thanks. I needed a hug. No one has given me one since he died. They just say sorry, mate. They don't know what it's like."
"If it helps you can adopt my Uncle Eddy as your father. He's a novelty stripper."
Rollo started laughing. Jas was still doing her goldfish impersonation. Tom and Dave were staring like starey things.
Herr Kamer got up, "Now vee vill all sing a song, jah?"
We all just looked at him. He sat back down all red faced.
"err.. Rollo? You should finish your drawing. We'll leave you to it. You can come sit with us if you want."
"Yeah I should finish. And I'm fine, I prefer to draw when I'm by myself."
"Ok. And if you ever want to talk me and Jas are here for you."
We walked off. Jas kept saying "Oh my God, oh my giddy God."
It was vair vair annoying.
"Gee, I need the piddley diddley department."
Tarts wardrobe
Jas was doing the fringe-flick. She is sooo annoying.
"I feel so bad!"
"Why Jas?"
"Because everyone is just ignoring Rollo!"
"He's a big boy. He can handle it."
"No, Gee, his dad died!"
"Last year."
"Dave told you?"
"Yeah."
"Just Rollo has no one who will listen to him!"
"We will."
"I still can't believe he showed you his lyrics!"
"I know."
"Wow."
"Jas do you think he got the wrong idea when I gave him a hug?"
"Noooo… you were just being nice."
"Ok good."
"But he does love you Gee, if you could see the way he looks at you. I think he thinks you're the One!"
"But Dave's my One!"
"Just when Rollo looks at you, Gee it's like he turns off."
"Mmmm?"
"Yeah! He turns off from the rest of the world! And when he's around you it's like he can't think of anything but you. Or stop looking at you. It's weird! It's like what Dave has and you have with Dave but Rollo is just more serious. Like with Dave he's always flirting with you. But with Rollo he just looks at you!"
"I've noticed, Jas."
"It's like Rollo trusts you with his book and his feelings. Like you the only person who's opinion matters."
"What do I do?? I don't like him that way! I love Dave! But when I tell him that he says I'm in love with him and I just don't realize it."
"He's sooo romantic!"
"Jas, not helping."
"Oh right. Um do what Tom told you to do!"
Thanks Jas.
10 minutes later
The Gang has turned into the Spanish Inquisition, it's a bit unnerving. Tom keeps going on about Rollo showing me the bloody book.
Dave is saying, "Lyrics? Bloody lyrics? Oh my God. You saw his lyrics? He sang to you? His lyrics? Sang? As in lalalala? His lyrics? He sang his lyrics to you?" etc. It getting quite annoying.
Ro-Ro took out the beard and said, "Dave, get your PANTS together, maaannn!"
Me and Jas are a bit scared. Of Dave the Laugh in particular. Rollo (thank Buddha) is to busy drawing me to notice that the Gang have gone mad. Tom is doing his annoying pacing thingy and Dave is still muttering to himself about the lyrics. I told Radio Jas not to tell them exactly what Rollo told us. It would be mean. It's his feelings and I don't think he wants everyone to know.
"Errr… Rollo drew another sketch of me and he sang me the song that he wrote when his dad died. Then he showed me those lyrics and we talked a bit about his dad. That's all."
"Did you see the book Jas?"
"No. He wouldn't let me. he said Georgia could see because she was different. I never heard him sing either. He sang really softly and was leaning towards Georgia."
That seemed to satisfy them. Dave calmed down and put his arm around me. We were talking about his elderly loons. Dave says they are very annoying.
25 minutes later
Herr Kamer has just told us it is break. Rollo came up to me, "I'm done." He looked all excited and happy. He opened up to the picture. And looked at me all eager and keen. The eyes looked sad and lonely. On the picture, not on Rollo. Rollo's eyes looked all happy, like happy things on happy day in happy land. Which is really quite gross, a land full of happy eyeballs. Erlack! But the drawing… It was truly a beyond marvy sketch.
"Wow."
"I know! I can't believe I'm done!"
"Wow."
"I think it's one of my best. Possibly better than the other one. Which do you prefer?"
"I don't know. They both so beautiful. I really can't decide."
"Here, you can have this one."
And he tore out his sketch.
"Na-uh. You drew it. You own it."
"No I want you to have it. I got the other one."
"Thanks Rollo."
"And you can show people. I don't mind. It's yours now."
"Thanks." And I gave him another hug. Jas ogled me but I just raised my eyebrows.
"Pleasure Gee. That's what friends are for, right?"
"Right."
And he walked off. Jas ran up to me, "What was that about? You not supposed to hug him!"
"He gave me his sketch."
I showed her. Her mouth fell open.
"Its…its...wow."
"I know."
"It's of you!"
"I know."
"You look so sad!"
"I know."
"I see what you mean now about how he puts emotion in the eyes."
"I know."
"It's beautiful."
"I know."
"Blimey."
"I know."
Then Tom and Dave came up to us.
Tom said, "What's going on here? What did Rollo want?"
Jas said, "Ooooh! He just gave Gee a sketch! Of her!! He's such a brillo-pads artist! Show him Gee!"
I showed Tom and Dave the sketch.
Tom said, "I don't bloody believe it. He GAVE this to you?"
"Yeah."
Dave said, "Didn't he say this was his favorite sketch yesterday?"
"It was one of two favorites. He's got the other, the one we saw yesterday. It's also of me."
Dave said, "Does he know that you know it's of you?"
"I don't think so…"
"Bugger."
Tom was looking at me, "He gave you his favorite sketch, one out of his book and he doesn't mind you showing people?"
"Yeah! I didn't steal it! He gave it to me and said I could show whoever I wanted."
"Oh my God."
I am so scared someone will ruin it. I will ask Herr for a plastic sleeve to put it in.
15 minutes later
Everyone is sitting down on the grass. Even Rollo. Dave is lying on my lap and we are doing starey eyes. It's double cool with knobs. Rollo is looking at us. Again. But me and Dave are just doing starey eyes. And hair stroking. Jas'n'Tom are snuggling and Mabs and Dec are snogging behind the bike shed. Rosie and Jools are discussing lip gloss.
"…. Sven like's my fish one best."
"Really?"
"Yeah!"
Dave said, "Dave likes chocolate."
Rollo rolled his eyes, got up and walked off.
Jas said, "Tom likes me natural. Don't you?"
Tom said, "As long as I'm snogging you I don't mind what you wear."
And Jas giggled like a pathetic elf.
5 minutes later
The bell just rang.
I said, "I just have to go to the tarts wardrobe!"
And I ran off. I was walking down the corridor past the closet when someone pulled me into the closet. It was pitch black inside the closet. I couldn't see a thing.
"Gee it's me." it was a manly voice. It must be Dave. But since he was whispering I couldn't really be sure.
"Um ok."
"Gee… I… I love you. I really do." Dave. Deffo.
"I love you too."
"Really?"
"Yeah."
"You really mean that?"
"Yeah, you don't just say that kind of thing you have to mean it when you say it!"
Then he lifted the wrist he had grabbed me by and kissed my wrist and then my palm and then dragged my hand down so I was sort of stoking his nose and kissed the tip of my middle finger. It was bloody brilliant this hand snogging. Then he dropped my hand and the next thing I knew he was kissing my neck. It was really slow and started in the hollow of my neck and ended under my ear. He had his one hand on my neck and so that the thumb fell just under my jaw. Right by my ear. It was marvy. He started kissing my mouth. Little soft kisses at first but the it turned into a number 5 and then a number 6. I put my arms on his waist and he put his other arm so that it went up my back and between my shoulders. He did the varying pressure thing. It was so yummy. Jelliod knickers-a-gogo!! It was different to how he usually kissed me. He kept pulling away like he was going to stop, saying stuff in French (!), then snogging me harder. And harder. I did that moany thing. He did this thing where he ran his tongue over my bottom lip. Yummy scrumboes and scrummy yumboes!! But no lip nibbling?! I did it to him and he did the moany thing. He was snogging me really passionately now and I did that moany thing again. We must have snogged for at least 15 minutes. He kissed my neck again and I think he put his face close to mine because I could feel him breathing.
"Wowzee wow wow! Fan-bloody-tastic snogging Dave!"
"Dave, ey?"
Then he dropped his hands and I dropped mine. And then Rollo opened the closet and ran out. Oh God. Oh God. Oh my giddy God's pajamas. What have I done?! I think I shoved Rollo on the rack of luurve. And I have accidentally cheated on Dave! With his best friend! Oh noooooo!!
5 minutes later, the tarts wardrobe
When I got here Jas was waiting for me. I was having a complete spazattack.
"Where have you been?"
"Jas I have just done something wrong. Please just listen to me."
"What?"
"I accidentally snogged Rollo. For 20 minutes."
"WHAT!!"
"I thought he was Dave!"
"They look NOTHING alike! How could you mistake ROLLO for DAVE!?"
"I never saw him! I was walking to the tart's wardrobe and someone pulled me into the cupboard and said he loved me! He sounded like Dave so I said I love him too and he started snogging me! Then when he stopped I said, "fantastic snogging Dave" and Rollo said, "Dave, ey?" and ran out the closet. I honestly thought it was Dave, Jas! I couldn't see!"
"Oh my God oh my God! Georgia!! You tart! You HAVE to tell Dave!"
"Ok…"
10 minutes later
Dave and Jas are standing by the closet. I feel sick to my stomach. No one has seen Rollo. Dave is going, "Why are we here?" I opened the closet.
"Dave please don't hate me. But get in the closet and see if you can tell the difference between me and Jas."
We all got in the closet.
"No. I can't see a thing. Why would I hate you for it?"
We got out the closet.
"Rollo pulled me in the closet and said he really loves me and I thought it was you and we snogged. I couldn't tell the difference! I honestly thought it was you. I am sooo so sorry Dave."
He looked at me. "Are you sure you never knew it was me? Maybe you do like Rollo?"
"NO! I was in that closet and I couldn't see a thing, Dave, when he stopped snogging me I even said, "Fantastic snog DAVE" and that's why Rollo is angry! Because I thought he was you! I would have NEVER snogged him if I knew it was him!"
"Fantastic snog?"
"I thought it was you!!"
I was practically blubbing.
"I am sooo soo sorry Dave! I never knew!"
I was blubbing now. Jas looked quite scared, Dave did the hair-strokey hug thing.
"Shhh, pet, it's ok. I'm not blaming you. Rollo tried to get off with my girlfriend. You didn't know who was in there and you were right to think your boyfriend would say he loved you, not his best friend. But Rollo knew exactly who you were and that you were going out with me, yet he still snogged you. I'm angry at him, Gee, not you."
I stopped blubbing but Dave was still hugging me. Jas did back patting. I cleaned myself up and went to Herr's class.
2 minutes later
O Goddddd… Rollo is sitting there. In his bloody book again. Dave gave him SUCH a look. Rollo didn't even notice. He just frowned into his bloody book. He keeps brushing his hand against his lips. It's really annoying. Dave pulled me into his side and we walked over to the Gang. He is deffo Dave the Angry. Rollo looked up at us. He glared at us then started scribbling in his book again. I wonder what he is thinking?
1 minute later
Wowzee wow wow?! Fan-bloody-tastic?! What was I thinking!! Ahhh! That's why he keeps brushing his lip! It's like licking them! But he has already snogged me! I will just quickly look in how to make any twit fall in love with you, I think it is in my bag.
5 minutes later
Yes yes! It means that they want to snog again, that they are thinking about le snog and want to snog again! Ohmygodohmygod!!
3 minutes later
I just brushed my lip!! Nooo! Rollo's watching me now. Dave is glaring at Rollo. Tom is looking at everyone.
"Explain. Now."
5 minutes later
Tom is screaming at Rollo. It's a bloody miracle.
"…you just can't leave them alone! Dave's finally happy! Why don't you just leave him and Georgia alone! He's finally happy! What kind of friend are you!"
"Dave may be happy but has NO ONE realized that I am MISERABLE!!"
Then he ran out. Everyone is looking at Tom. I looked at Jas. She looked at me.
"Jas, we can't leave him like that. We promised him this morning we'd be there."
She nodded and we ran after Rollo. He left his book and Mark Big Gob was about to get it. I snatched it up and we ran after Rollo. Herr Kamer is going, "Toilet? Toilet? Jah jah!!"
10 minutes later
Rollo is sitting under the tree. He is shrugged over.
"Rollo?"
"What? Just leave me Georgia. You've done enough."
"We brought your book."
Good Lord. He looked horrible. It wasn't even like he was crying. He just looked empty. I put down the book and sat next to him.
"Hey… it's ok. Rollo, it's fine."
"It's not ok Georgia. I love you and you don't love me. None of my so called friends are here. They don't understand."
Jas' eyes went huge.
"You have me and Jas."
"Georgia can I sing you something?"
"Um… sure."
"I never wrote it."
"That's fine."
And he sang:
I smile , you laugh, I look away
I sigh, you ask me why, I say,
It's ok and I am just feeling down
Your hand on mine I hear the words...
If only love had found us first, our lives would be differentocked beside my hearts black box
It wont be found, it wont be found, through the smoke or the wreckage
So I crash and burn
I got a lot of things to learn
So I stand and wait
I am just a man
Where would we be now baby, if we found each other first
Where would we be now baby,
And now I must confess
That I am a sinking ship
I'm anchored by the weight of my heart cause its filled with these feelings
I keep my true thought l
Where would we be now baby, if we found each other first
What would you do now darling, if I said these simple words
I'll wait, I'll wait...As long as you want
Where would we be now baby
I'll wait
I'll wait
Where would we be now baby, if we found each other first
What would you do now darling, if I said these simple words
I'll wait, I'll wait...As long as you want.
Where would we be now baby
I'll wait
I'll wait
I looked at him.
"Good Charlotte, where would we be now."
"Oh ok."
"It's my favorite song."
Jas' knickers! Here I was thinking that this was his private thought train!
"Oh. It's a very nice song."
"I just thought you should know. Seeing as we friends now."
"Oh ok. Wweeelll, I like the telly tubbies tune."
WHY!! I don't like it! I was speaking complete crap now! Oh God. Rollo looked at me.
"Are we friends? Or…" he brushed his lips again.
I brushed mine. I just couldn't get that snog out of my head! I could still feel his lips on my hand!
"I meant what I said in the closet. I love you Georgia. I don't know what to do about that anymore. I just don't. Dave and Tom can say what they like but I'm not going anywhere. You do love me. You told me so."
And he got up and walked off. Jas looked at me.
"Oh my God. Gee, you said you love him!?"
"I thought he was Dave!!"
"He's not going to leave you alone now!"
"Yeah…"
"He's going to keep snogging you!"
"Oh my God."
"How was the snog? I won't tell anyone."
"Wowzee wow wow! Fan-bloody-tastic snog!"
"Georgia!!"
"That's what I told Rollo. The truth was it was so much better. Not the best snog ever but top 3."
"O God! You told him that?"
"Not that he was top 3! Just that it was a truly brilliant snog!"
"Oh my God!!"
"Jas, it really was brilliant." I was whispering.
Jas leaned forwards, "What did he do? In absolute detail."
"We'll it was pitch black in the closet. And he sort of leaned forward to talk to me but I couldn't see anything and I just sort of felt him breathing."
Jas went, "Oo-er."
"And then he said, "It's me Gee." And I thought it was Dave. And so I was like ok… and he said, "I love you. I really do." and I still thought it was Dave so I said, "I love you too." and he said, "really? You mean it?" and I said, "yeah I do. You don't just say those things." and then he lifted my wrist and kissed my wrist, my palm and the tip of my finger."
"Oh my God. You did say you love him!"
"Yeah, I guess so. And then he kissed my neck and then he started to snog me. I went completely jelliod. He kept pulling back like he was going to stop, saying stuff in Froggy, then snogging me harder. And then he did this thing were he sort of licked my lips. It was marvy. So I lip nibbled him, I still thought it was Dave, and he moaned and snogged me harder and I moaned. Then he kissed my neck and put his face really close to mine. We had our arms around the both of us. Usually after me and Dave snog we say something so I said, "Wowzee wow wow! Fan-bloody-tastic snog Dave!" then Rollo dropped his arms and said, "Dave ey?" and ran out."
"Oh my God!! You had a jelliod snog with your boyfriends best friend!"
"I know! And you know he keeps touching his mouth? In my how to make any twit fall in love with you it says that boys do that when they want to snog or they are thinking about snogging!"
"Non!"
"Oui!"
"Oh my giddy God! He moaned?"
"Yeah!"
"You made ROLLO jelliod?"
"I guess so!"
"Wow. In the dark. You snogged him, in the dark. And you keep touching your mouth!"
"Jas, I can't help it! It was so brilliant!"
"Did it beat Dave?"
"No… but it was close, I'm not going to lie."
"Oh my God. If he snogs you again Gee… Dave's not going to be a happy chappy."
"I know! And I love Dave, I really do, but that doesn't make Rollo's snog any less amazing."
"Gee!"
"It's true! And he is always doing romantic things, singing to me, drawing beautiful pictures of me, staring at me. The whole bloody petunia. And when I snogged him, Jas I think a little part of me likes him. A very small part. But the Red Bottom threat is there. And I don't want that. I just want it to be me'n'Dave, like you'n'Tom! Just no voles…"
"I'll watch you. I won't go away. Nor will Dave. Promise Gee. But the way he looks at you… wow Gee."
And we went back to class.
Class
When I walked in Dave snogged me. Quickly. Jjjeeellliiioooddd. Herr was in the piddley diddley department (poo-palour division?) apparently. Rollo was looking at us again. Oh Godd…
"Oy matus! By the power of the little people you musteth gettus ready for thee fire demonstratus or face the wrath of the many chinned one!" Rosie had her beard on.
Jools was glaring at me.
"Jeez Jools, wutdudido?"
"I'm not blind you know. We can all see Rollo and how he looks at you."
Every one turned to gawp at Rollo. He was to busy staring at me to notice.
"I don't force him to stare! I don't even like him! I love Dave!"
"Whatever."
Dave put his arms around me and nuzzled my neck. Oooh jelliod! Again! Ahhh! Then Hawkeye marched in.
"COME!"
We all followed, a little scared.
2 hours later
How bloody pointless. All it was, was Elvis pouncing on things and setting them alight. The most interesting thing that happened was that Dave stood up to ask a question and Elvis went ballistimus, "THAT'S THE BOY WHO PUT THE FIRE BLANKET OVER THE CLOTHES HORSE!! THAT'S HIM!" and Dave said, "Prove it, uh huh!" and sat back down. Then Elvis resumed his pouncing and setting alight things while rambling on. The only difference was that he did so more violently. So boring. Yawn. Me and Dave did starey eyes to pass time. It is kind of ruined if a certain potato is staring at you while you stare into the eyes of your plighted troth. I'm not naming names but it was Rollo. Lindsey said, "Take a picture sweetie, it will last longer. Mind you I don't think they make cameras big enough to get in all that nose!" and Rollo gave her the same look he gave the waitress. Only more intense. Lindsey went red and started stuttering like an idiot. Then she ambled off to torture Ro-Ro and her beard. Haha! She so clearly likes Rollo! Hahahaha! And he gave her the death glare. Haha!
Walking with Dave to his house
Snogging. Lalalalila. Life is fab. Dave gave me a piggy back all they way here. He nearly dropped me when he tried to do the Viking inferno with me on his back. It's so funny. I kissed his neck and he went all spazoid. That's when he put me down and snogged me.
"Wowzee wow wow! Fan-bloody-tastic snogging Dave!" Rollo said as he walked past. He looked really angry.
Dave stopped snogging me and looked at Rollo, "What?"
"That's what your beloved Georgia said to me when I decided to be a man and tell her what I think regardless of what people think of me."
"You mean snogging her when she thought you were someone else?"
"It was still, in her own words, a fan-bloody-tastic snog. And I think she knew who I was."
"You think a lot of things Rollo."
And Rollo sculled off.
"Did you really and honestly not know it was Rollo?"
"I swear on my life."
And so Dave snogged me.
Dave's house
It is relatively normal. From the outside anyway. Walking inside. Walkey walkey. Ah. It is very normal about from toddley toys lying around everywhere. A little boy came running up to us.
"Daveydaveydavey! You have a girly friend! K-I-S-S-I-N-B!!"
He was adorable. Big chocolate eyes, curly dark afro style hair and a cute button nose. He turned to me, "What big eyes you have!"
"Errr… all the better to see you with!" I am so good at this toddley folk games thingy.
Matt grinned, "What big…. NUNGA NUNGAS you have!!" and he laughed an evil toddley laugh and ran off. Bloody cheeky like Dave! I was quite literally stunned. Dave was laughing his head off.
"Well, I can see where you two share a resemblance."
"Ahh… Gee. You should have seen your face! Pants on high! That was absolutely brilliant! I must remember to thank Matt later!"
A Mutti type person walked into the room. "David? Is this Georgia?"
"Yes. Mother I formally introduce you to my chosen beau, Miss Georgia Nicolson." He said it in a really posh accent.
"Stop being so silly, David. Why hello dear!"
"Um hello."
"Call me Julia."
"Call me Georgia?"
She gave me a bit of a funny look.
"Your sister is going to be here at any moment."
"You never said you have a sister…"
"I have disowned her. She has insulted the way of the laugh."
"David! That's horrible!" Dave's Mutti rambled on for ages. Until the door opened and a very pretty older girl walked in. She had long, stick straight black hair and a very pretty face. She was tall and skinny and was wearing a skirt so short I could see what she had for breakfast and an awesome black, layered ruffled low cut top.
"Mother! David!" she went up and air-kissed Julia.
"David…"
"Georgia this is my sister Sophia and Soph, this be Georgia!"
"I've told you, David, not to call me that. Why hello! So you are the famous Georgia! David often talks about you in his sleep. Mostly non-sense." She rambled on and on.
"I have just come from shopping! Quite a nice selection they have here!"
"Yeah yeah Soph. I would love to talk shopping but I have a guest."
He dragged me upstairs to his room.
"Drama student. In London. She never shuts up! Gets it from my mother I suppose."
Dave's room looks like Hawkeye let loose her Alsatians then released Sven onto the premises, there were clothes EVERYWHERE, the bed was unmade and just general junk lying on the floor. Dave kicked through it all to get to his bed. There were poster's off various bands that I had never heard of and a couple photos of Dave and his friends on the walls. One of him and Rollo dressed like hippies in fact. Tres tres amusant.
"Come on KittyKat!"
I pushed my way through the junk and sat on his bed. There was that awkward time when you both want to snog but don't know how to start snogging. I was about to say something tres tres sex kittyish when Dave just started kissing my neck. Wow!
2 minutes later
Snogging.
10 minutes later
Snogging. I did that lip lick thingy that Rollo did to me. Dave moaned. Teehee…
15 minutes later
Snoggy snog snog. My new address:
Georgia Laugh
8 Jelliod Road
Snoggington
Snog Land
5 minutes later
We were still snogging when Julia knocked on the door, "Dave, Georgia, snacks?"
Dave rolled his eyes, "No!"
"Ok… I'll be here if you need me!"
5 minutes later
We were snogging again when Julia walked in. Dave was sort of lying on me again. He jumped when he heard the door and fell off the bed.
"Oooh sorry. I just brought you those snacks!"
"Jesus! We didn't want any!"
"Oh ok."
And she walked out.
"Bloody hell you can't get any privacy around here!"
He climbed back onto the bed. I started kissing his neck and we were snogging on his bed again. I sort of had my hands up the back of his shirt and there was some number 8 on his part when his Mutti walked in again.
"um… well sorry David, just bringing you some drinks… you seem to be… erm, right bye."
And she walked out.
"I'm locking the door."
He got up and locked his door. We had just started snogging again when his mother knocked on the door.
"David? David? I've told you not to lock your door! If there was an emergency, how would you get out?"
"Open the door!"
"You are too cheeky, young man! Come out this instance! Your father and I have some things we would like to discuss with you and Georgia!"
Dave didn't move.
"NOW!! DON'T MAKE ME GET THE OTHER KEY!!"
Dave jumped up and opened the door.
8 pm
Remind me never to go to Dave's house again. His olds gave us the talk. Together. Dave looked like he wanted to die. I also did. Dave's dad is completely mad. Like a hyper active rabbit. He didn't sit down. He was laughing and patting our heads. Vair vair annoying. I can see why Dave has practically moved in. Though I would have to say Libby is far more annoying than Matt. When I walked in Libby threw James The Tin of Beans at me and was in the nudey pants. And Dave seems to have nice, poodle-free neighbors. When I got home I found Angus on the doorstep in a sack with a note from Mr. Next Door saying Vati owes him 20 squids for the animal-psychologist they had to call in to get the Prat Poodles out of the kennel. Fat chance of us paying. I could have just sent over Jas'n'Tom.
10pm
Have put the drawers in front of my door. Libby is throwing a nudey-pants tantrum. But I must be alone in my bed of confusionosity. I have lots to think about. Like Rollo's snog. And Dave's mad Olds. Who can ramble us all into the new millennium. And
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Hehehe! Can't wait for the next chappie! hope you guys enjoyed it! do i deserve i review? even if i made you like Rollo? Hmmm please... next update might take a while, i'm going away! so maybe a week or just over. sorry!
