Outpost Isil!
Episode 10! Part 1
Embedded! Part 1
It was a rather...less chaotic day so far at Planet Isil at Outpost Valhalla, but then two newcomers were approaching the Author Base the first was a young girl around 19 years old, Chestnut brown hair that goes few inches below shoulders and chin-length bangs, Four scars over right cheek, Almond-size sky blue eyes, Light tan and wearing a Violet long-sleeve shirt; blue jean vest; flare blue jeans; black belt that slide down slightly on the right side; black tennis shoes; black sunglasses
Next to her was a Kid wearing an orange snorkel parka, orange pants, and brown gloves, he was wearing the hoody so only his eyes and nose could be seen and he seemed to be carrying a camcorder.
"So this is outpost Valhalla...not exactly what I expected for a top secret facility," The Girl said calmly glancing around at the Author Base.
Just then her companion began saying something unhearable though she seemed to here it sound like 'Whatever I just carry your damn camera!' As she turned to the kid.
"Why're you such a dick all the time?" She said.
'You don't pay me to be nice,' He muffled as the girl sighed.
(5 Minutes later)
The Pair had arrived outside the Author Base and saw Nukid at the Mini-gun emplacement.
"Hello? Sir?" The Girl asked.
'Hey asshole!' The Kid muffled causing Nukid to wake up.
"Ah TOAD!" He yelled firing his minigun as the two newcomers jumped behind a rock.
D-Dude then arrived to see Nukid firing on the rock and joined in firing Rockets and fireballs at the rock, soon X arrived and began shooting his guns too at the rock, for a good minute they kept up that barrage as Ranger arrived to see this sight and sighed.
"Nukid my respect for you just tripled these last 30 seconds, the rest of you make me so proud to call me your CO, overwhelming firepower...beautiful," Ranger said.
'HOLY SHIT! CALM THE FUCK DOWN! WE'RE ON YOUR SIZE! CRAZY BASTARDS!' The Kid's muffled yelling is heard behind the rock.
"Aw Damnit not again! D-Dude when are you going to figure who's the friends and enemies!" Ranger said.
"Hey it wasn't me! I joined in cause I thought Nukid was in trouble," D-Dude said.
"Nukid? But that don't make no sense? Nukid dosen't kill human...anymore," Ranger said.
"Sorry Ranger..I thought they were Toads," Nukid said as Ranger sighed.
"Damn the damn Toad thing again.." Ranger sighed.
"Hey! Toads are evil creatures that need to be exterminated from the Universe!" Nukid said.
"Toads? What! I've heard of being scared of toads but hating? Come on Nukid!" X said.
"They are evil! That exterior is just a ruse for the evil creatures that can take over the universe in an instant!" Nukid said.
"Alright then name one evil toad and I'll believe you, just one and I'll believe you," Ranger said.
"Well there's that Hypnotoad from Futurama?" D-Dude offered.
"Yeah see! If we don't do something soon, the rise of the Hypnotoad army will be at hand!" Nukid said.
"Alright my paranoid, get into the base and find your tinfoil hat while I handle the two you tried to kill," Ranger said.
"You'll see! You'll all see! All hail the hypno toad!" Nukid said heading inside.
"Well that ruins my theory," X said.
"What Theory?" D-Dude asked.
"That Nukid was the only sane one here, turns out he's just as nuts as everyone else, so my conclusion is this place is a portal to hell," X said calmly as Ranger turned to the rock were the two strangers were hiding.
"Alright you can come out now, sorry about Nukid...he's...well he's Nukid," Ranger said.
"You sure it's safe?" The Girl's voice is heard.
"Probably not, but it's safer," X said. The girl began slowly walking into view when a bullet hit the rock and she dashed back behind it.
"D-DUDE!" Ranger snapped.
"Oh *chuckles* sorry I thought they were clowns.." D-Dude said sheepishly.
"How...what I just said...why! What is wrong with you!" Ranger snapped.
"What Nukid's argument was convincing," D-Dude said as Ranger snatched his weapon.
"Go join Nukid in the loony bin," Ranger said.
"Aww come on Ranger..." D-Dude said.
"NOW!" Ranger snapped.
(And that'll be part one of episode 10, next time will be part 2, where Ranger and X meet the two new arrivals and they get introduced to the crazyness of the Author base...)
