"Okay, just to recap," Madelyn said to Mark, "We have no spaceship so we can't get to the moon. And there is no one to help us seeing that the damned Darkness took my friends and loved ones to Abracatraz." Mark asked, "Uh, is there anyone that hates you that can help us?" That's when Madelyn realized something and smiled. She had thought of someone or rather three someone's.


Down in a cave, we see a middle aged woman. She has rather thin black hair, blue eyes covered by round glasses, wearing a white blouse, a black skirt, and black shoes. She had a hump on her back and ears….on her neck.

Her name was Debbi Cobalion and she was once Madelyn's fifth grade teacher. She was eating cocktail weenies. She said, "Yes. After thirteen years of searching, fourteen nervous breakdowns, and four thousand cocktail weenies, it's time my magic locating scope found the legendary Fairy World!"

She looked through the scope and saw nothing but stars. Her computer voice chirped, "Fairy World not detected." "Curses," Debbi yelled. That's when she noticed Madelyn and Mark. She screamed surprised and said, rather quickly, "I didn't steal anything."

That's when Mark examined her by putting one of his tentacles in her mouth, lifting her up, and then putting her down. "Bad news," he reported, "She's not a metal suck-y bot." "Uh, Mark," Madelyn corrected, "That's actually good news."

Cobalion saw Madelyn and asked her ex-student, "What's going on? How did you smuggle this squid past father, huh?" Madelyn smacked her forehead. Yup, Debbi Cobalion was Denzel Crocker's real world counterpart.

She answered, "Long story short, I'm being hunted by a being hunted down by a god damned evil black porthole in space and need your help to get to the moon." Cobalion responded, smirking a bit, "Tell me that you've seen fairies and we have a deal."

Madelyn sighed, annoyed. She said, "I've seen fairies." Cobalion started to yell, "No use in denying it!" She realized and added, "Oh, man. That was anti-climatic. But, I'm a woman of my word."

She looked through her telescope and finished, "On my many failed attempts to find Fairy World, I did find something strange on our moon. Gives off a large magic reading but there was no life detected on it, as usual."

Madelyn looked through the telescope and said, "The star crater! That's it!" She paused and added, "I need to get the moon…and pretty god damned fast!" Cobalion brought out a remote and pressed a button. A rocket came up and Madelyn whistled jokily.

Cobalion yelled, "Behold, the Cobalion rocket!" Mark, impressed, asked, "Dudette, aren't you like a teacher? How the hell do you afford all of this stuff?" Cobalion looked around and asked, "Remember the funds for the new school's science wing that went missing five years ago?"

Madelyn answered, an eyebrow raised, "Yeah?" Cobalion answered simply, "You're looking at them." That's when Madelyn asked, "And this will help us get to the moon?" Cobalion turned to her remote and asked, "Does this answer your question?"

At those words, she pressed the button and the rocket blasted off without them. Cobalion added, sheepishly, "We probably should've been on that." Mark screamed and asked, "What are we going to do now? We have to save my planet and I cannot pull a space ship out of my pants!"

Madelyn answered, "Calm down. We know where the second wand is. And I can get us a spaceship." She smirked and added, "All I need is a laptop, a high speed Internet connection, and a whooping cushion."

Mark dug into his pants and brought out a laptop, a high speed Internet connection and a whooping cushion. He responded, "Bingo." Madelyn shot him a look and he added, "What? I said I couldn't pull a space ship out of my pants." She responded, "Damn, you've got a good point."


At NASA, two employees were laughing at a video that was just posted on the Internet. That's when their boss came over to them. He was a rather imposing figure. It was like he was a sith lord and that made everyone gulp a bit.

His name was David Larson. He asked his employees, "What's so god damned funny?" The one employee gulped while his partner said, "You wouldn't find it so funny, sir." "What do you mean," he asked, "I'm David Larson. I have a great sense of humor."

That's when he saw the video and blurted out, "Leaping light years!" He looked at the computer and was horrified. The monitor showed a YouTube video of him farting. It also had an audio clip of what sounded like him saying, "I'm Fart Larson! I'm Fart Larson! Pull my finger; I'm Fart Larson!"

Larson asked, "Who posted these lies?" He looked closer on the screen and discovered that it was made by Madelyn Whyte. "WHYTE," he screamed. Even outside the Death Ball and in the depths of space you could hear Dark Laser scream, "WHYTE!"


Back with Madelyn, she started to count down. "Three….two…one," she said. That's when a rocket landed in front of her and David Larson came out. He had a toy light saber but it was a real long knife. Madelyn froze a bit.

She hated knives with a passion and hated sharp objects. David said, angrily, "Whyte, this time you've gone too far. I told you about my inferable boil in confidence!" That's when some kids stopped in their tracks and pointed out David Larson.

They said, "It's Fart Larson from YouTube!" They laughed and David shot them a look. Madelyn pushed David Larson back into the rocket and told them, "I'll explain on our way to the moon." David told her, "We are not done with this conversation…"

She pushed him in, clearly NOT in the mood to listen to him and cleaned her hands. Mark came over to her and asked, waving his tentacles around, "But Madelyn Whyte, are you sure this army is large enough to defeat the Darkness?" That's when Madelyn smiles.

She answered, "Of course not. I'm missing one weird critical ingredient." At those words, she fixed her hair and got some make-up on. She sighed and whispered, with an annoyed sigh, "The things I have to do to save the world."

She added, trying to flirty, "Oh, if only I had a strong man to help me." That's when a man about Madelyn's age ran over. He had short red hair, hazelnut eyes, wearing a green loose fitting shirt, black pants, and black shoes. It was Victor.

"I'll help, Madelyn," he said. "Great, then get into the rocket," Madelyn commanded. At her words, Victor got in and Mark nodded, mega impressed. They got into the rocket and that's when Victor spoke up. He asked, when they blasted off, "What the hell is going on here? Why the hell are we in a rocket anyways?"

Madelyn explained, "Evil robots are hunting me down along with an evil wall of Darkness and they've captured my family and friends." She paused and added, "And I can only defeat it with the help of my enemies, that is you guys, and getting me to the moon so I can use a mystical and magical wand to stop it."

That's when she smiled and tried to sell it. "I'm in, Madelyn," said Victor, "Anything to help you." Madelyn rolled her eyes at this, annoyed. That's when David asked, speaking for himself and Cobalion, "Why the hell should we help you?"

That's when Madelyn offered, "I'll give Cobalion can see my fairies and David Larson can destroy me when this is all over." The two enemies looked thrilled and responded, in unison, "Deal!"

David typed on his computer and reported, "I'll set the coordinates for the Vegan system." He laughed weirdly at that and they blasted off for the moon. 'I hope my mom and dad are okay. And sure hope Iris and Cupid is okay too,' Madelyn thought to herself.


The parents and the friends were staring the fairies and the magical being. They all were in shock and who could blame them. Allison, speaking from her genius point of view, was in oblivious shock in seeing things that weren't supposed to exist.

Candice, Tom, Angela, and Richie were in just plain shock. Nacey didn't like the quiet atmosphere and neither did Jorgen. Iris didn't like it either as did Cupid. That's when they decided to escape. Nacey reported, "I'm using X-Caliber to bust us out of here."

Jorgen told her, "Do it." She got up and got out a base of a laser sword. She pressed a button on the base and out came X-Caliber, the most powerful laser sword in the world. Everyone gasped in surprised and Iris told them, "We'll explain later. As soon as Nacey gets us out, we have to find the wands, and find out where Madelyn is."

Nacey opened her eyes and used her sword craftily and sliced the metal bars like they were paper. They got out of the cell and Jorgen hugged his friend rather tightly. He instantly let go and blushed out of embarrassment.

Then, they saw that they were surrounded by Eliminators. Nacey rolled her eyes and said, "Ugh, an ambush. That is so un-original." Jorgen offered, "I'll help if Iris and Cupid can find our wands." Cupid responded, "You bet. Come on, everyone." Cupid took the lead and everyone followed, leaving Nacey and Jorgen behind to fight off the Eliminators.


Meanwhile, our heroes landed on the space station for a pit stop. They were all dressed up like Star Wars characters. They were also in a trap as well! Everyone was battling well but the tables quickly turned as David Larson, Victor, and Cobalion was captured rather quickly.

The Top Eliminator had Madelyn cornered and told her, "Get the Chosen One." Madelyn perked up at this chance to pass the buck and responded, "Exactly! Get the Chosen One! But the Chosen One is not here. I'm Madelyn Whyte. You want Madison Watson. Me: Madelyn. Damn it, I'm SO not Madison."

She went over to the Top Eliminator. She paused and added, "So, let's call this a god damned mix-up and go back to our lives back in Buffalo. Okay? Okay!" She shook the hand of the Top Eliminator, making him short circuit.

Before they fainted, they said, "Chosen Ones made nice….does not compute…." At those words, they all collapsed. Mark came over and told them, "Dudette, you did have a plan! You used your Chosen One death grip!"

Madelyn pointed out, "Uh, all I did was shake his hand." Mark responded, "And that works too." She got out of the space station that they were in and shouted, "Yes! I AM the Chosen One!" Just then, the Darkness arrived.

Mark asked, "Dudette, what the hell in the world does that thing want?" The Darkness answered, "Madelyn Whyte." Madelyn turned to her alien pal and asked, "Any last words buddy?" Mark answered, "Actually just one comes to mind."

After he had said that, he screamed as a pink comet saved them from certain doom. The pink comet brought them to a desert pink planet. Madelyn looked up and blurted out in unison, "It is you!"


Meanwhile, Nacey and Jorgen were still working together to defeat the Eliminators. Both Nacey and Jorgen were dodging everything that they threw at them. Iris, Cupid, and the other prisoners found a vault. Tom and Richie opened it and out came the wands.

That's when the Eliminators heard the commotion came over. Angela turned to Cupid and asked, "I know I'm not my daughter but can I make a wish?" Cupid answered, "Given the….uh…"

Iris cut to the chase and told her, "Yes!" Angela took a deep breath and wished, "I wish that all of the Eliminators in Abacatraz will be short circuited." With a wave of their wands, Angela's wish was granted.

Tom told her, kissing her cheek, "Great job sweetie!" Candice yelled, "Get them!" While they were attacking the Eliminators that jumped them, Jorgen and Nacey were noticing the effect of Angela's wish.


Meanwhile, on the deserted pink planet, Madelyn had saw that no other than Madison Watson saved her and Mark. She blurted out, "Madison Watson…you saved me?" Madison answered, "Of course! That's what I do! I save people from the Darkness and I know all!"

She then asked, "So, where's that second wand?" Mark came over and accused, "Oh, now I get it! You saved us so we tell you were the wand is." Madison pointed out, "Hey, that's still saving. And I would've gone to the Cave of Destiny myself but I was a little bit busy."

Madelyn asked, "Busy doing what?" Madison pointed to over the horizon at a hotel and answered, "Building Watson World! Where people will come and celebrate my victory over the Darkness and buy a ton of Watson wear and various Watson themed items."

Madelyn rolled her eyes and at that moment, the Darkness arrived. It called out, "Madelyn Whyte." Madison grabbed Madelyn and demanded, "Damn it, tell me where the second wand is so that we may defeat the Darkness and so I can have my grand opening!"

Madelyn told her, "If I tell you, you have to take me and my sidekick along with you." Madison responded, "Yes, of course! We'll defeat the Darkness together as a team!" She turned around and saw the Darkness eating Watson World.

She added, "Hurry, it's eating Watson World!" Mark shot her a 'are you damned sure' looks but Madelyn took a chance. She told Madison, "The wand is on the moon! There is a star crater and…." Madison dropped Madelyn and said, "Later!"

She ran over to her rocket ship and she took off. Unknown to her, Mark and Madelyn snuck aboard. Madison gets to the moon and went over to the wand. Our heroes came out of their hiding place and ran over.

At that moment, a rock guardian appeared from underneath the wand. Madelyn pointed out, "That's the real world protector of the wand!" The guardian told Madison, "Before this wand you can posses; you first must past the Chosen test."

Madison responded, angrily, "Damn it, I don't have time for tests! Test this! Perish rock warrior in the mighty spun of my Watson clap!" Madison claps; creating a shield around him but the rock guardian flicks her over the horizon.

Mark turned to our heroes and pointed out, "I don't think she's the Chosen One." Madelyn nodded in agreement. That's when the rock guardian noticed them. He turned and asked, "Who the hell goes there?"

He saw Madelyn and told her, "Before this wand you can posses; you first must past the Chosen test." Madelyn told him, "Look, I don't want to fight you! But, we need that wand to light the Darkness, save my parents and friends, and sidekick's planet. Please, we need your help."

The rock guardian seemed impressed and responded, "The Chosen One never attacks unless attacked and always trusts before mistrusting. It is you." The rock guardian slammed down on the ground and a holster came up.

The rock guardian held out the wand and added, "Here is you wand, Chosen One." Madelyn smiled and said, "Awesome! I really am the Chosen One!" Just before she can grab the wand, the Darkness arrives and takes the rock guardian. The wand falls to the rocks below where the Top Eliminator takes it. The Top Eliminator asked, "Looking for this?" Both Mark and Madelyn look terrified at the sight.


Meanwhile, back in Abacatraz, the fairies freed the enemies. Victor asked, "Who? What? Where?" David said, "I'm okay!" Cobalion freaked out over the fairies. When Nacey and Jorgen were finally done defeating the Eliminators, they ran over to the team.

Iris asked David, "Where the hell is Madelyn?" David answered, "If she got away, she should be on the moon." Jorgen yelled, "To the moon!" He turned to Nacey and asked, "We have everything and all the pieces, right?" Nacey nodded and answered, "Yes, Jorgen. We're good." Jorgen added, "I hope we are not too late!" With an 'atomic poof', they headed towards the moon.


AK1028: That's the end of this chapter! The kiss is coming next chapter!

Timmy: AWESOME! Please read and review. And remember: think outside of the box!