Hey everyone today I have something to say. There's someone we should all thank. Do you remember when fanfiction wouldn't let us upload and then the alerts system didn't work? Well I do and friends of mine (atrawolf) have discovered that talking about an RPG character fixed it so everyone thank Tsuno!! And to make it better reviewers get Tsuno cookies too.
Tsuno: You have me cookies?
Yup their Tsunolicious
Tsuno: I don't want to know how you know that./Eats cookie/ is this cannibalism??
I don't know ask atrawolf not me...geez oh and guys don't kill me ok
Disclaimer: Guys Neji and Sasuke aren't in a relationship in the manga so that means I don't own Naruto /frowns/ Oh I don't own Tsuno either
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Later that day Neji was sitting on the couch reading a scroll when Sasuke and Tsukiyo walked in. Tsukiyo promptly went to go play with some toys Sakura had spoiled her with. "I'm going……to die." He stated bluntly.
Neji stood up looking at the Uchiha closely "Really now you don't look like it." He commented "What happened?"
Sasuke glared at him "Explain to a four year old what a gay couple is." He replied "Then tell me how life is."
Neji sighed ignoring the death glare walking over to him and slipping behind him. Wrapping his arms around the others waist he spoke "really now….what'd you decide to tell her?"
Sasuke sighed easing into the other's grip. "When to guys are 'very close friends'"
Neji chuckled softly leaning into the others ear "I suppose that makes sense."
Sasuke shuddered as the breath caressed his ear. He sighed softly as fingers softly caressed his stomach. "Mmm, Neji…"
Neji smirked into Sasuke's neck feeling the others soft shudders. Gently he pushed the other onto the couch and pinned him too it.
Sasuke tipped his head back as Neji nibbled his neck to give the Hyuuga more access to the skin.
The two boys were completely absorbed in each other, Neji on top of Sasuke on the couch. Therefore they were very startled and extremely annoyed when a loud caw interrupted them. Neji pushed himself up and stared at the falcon perched on the window sill before walking over to the interfering bird while Sasuke swore under his breath. "What's that god damn Hokage want now?" he snarled quietly.
Neji read through the scroll only his eyes showing his irritation. Sasuke's eyes rested on the Hyuuga as he shooed away the falcon. "Well, what's she want now?"
"A mission," Sasuke frowned, that meant Neji would be gone a while "For both of us by the looks of it."
Sasuke looked up "Wait, what?!"
"The scroll says that she wants you and me for a mission and to bring Tsukiyo with us." Neji replied
Sasuke sighed "it's about damn time I'm going stir crazy!"
Neji chuckled softly "If you're so excited go get your daughter and let's get going."
Sasuke nodded and returned a moment later followed by Tsukiyo. With practiced ease he helped his daughter on his back so they could travel faster and within seconds the group was on their way.
Several minutes later they arrived at the Hokage's tower and walked in. Arriving at the doors to Tsunade's office Sasuke knocked. "Come in." She called
They walked in to see not just Tsunade but Naruto and Sakura. "You called" Sasuke stated
"Yes, Neji, Sasuke, I'm sending you two on an assassination mission. The Village Hidden In The Mist recently had a ninja leave the village. He's entered Fire Country and I want you two to track him down and kill him."
Neji nodded "Very well, but what do you want us to do with Tsukiyo?"
The Hokage motioned to Sakura and Naruto "One of these two will take care of her."
Tsukiyo looked at her dad. She didn't understand the assassination part but she knew where she wanted to stay if they were going away. "Daddy can I stay with Sakura-san? I don't wanna stay with fishcake…."
The ninja stared at her, finally Naruto managed to say something "F-fishcake?!? Sasuke what are you teaching her?"
Sasuke shrugged innocently "what on the way home she asked what your names mean. It's not my fault she wants to call you that."
"Why you little-"
"Calm down Naruto," Tsunade ordered sharply "Sakura will take Tsukiyo tonight. Neji, Sasuke I want you two to leave by 7am tomorrow morning. Understood?"
"Hai Tsunade-sama." They said in unison.
Being dismissed the group left the Hokage to her paperwork or more likely sake while they talked. After a while they reached the spot where they would leave Sakura, Naruto and for the night Tsukiyo. Before they left Tsukiyo hugged Sasuke "Bye Daddy, bye Neji, be careful." She said before following Sakura home.
Free of the others Sasuke and Neji raced home and arrived as the sun began to set. Working swiftly the two ninja began to pack for the mission shoving kunai, shurkien, soldier pills and of course extra clothing into their bags for the next morning. However despite their speed it was dark out by the time their bags were packed.
Sasuke fell onto the bed with a soft sigh Neji lying next to him. "What's wrong?" Neji asked
Sasuke turned towards him "What do you have some built in radar that tells you when something's bugging me?"
"No," he replied "You just seem distracted." He pointed out
Sasuke sighed "It's my first trip out of the village since I got here. Something tells me it's gunna be more than a simple assassination."
Neji looked at him "Life's rarely easy, you've just gotta take it as it comes."
Sasuke smirked "and if I don't want to?"
Neji returned the smirk and pinned Sasuke to the bed with the skill and speed only a ninja could possibly posses. "Then you're screwed, literally of course."
"Wha-Hey get off me!" Sasuke stammered his protests silenced by a kiss from Neji. "Mmm, point taken." he mumbled twining his fingers in the Hyuuga's hair claiming himself to Neji and his touch.
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Tsuno hide me they're done reading!!! But hey guys it's rated 'T' so it's not my fault right. Just don't kill me for no detail ok. Cause I've got a feeling some of you now want my head….remember Tsuno cookies.
