UNSC Pancho Villa
Nate's Point of View
"Listen up Troopers! We got a situation on Harvest with the Banished and Lucian Alliance. We are being sent in as reinforcements with Battlegroup Infinity. While your fellow Marines are drinking Earl Grey and nibbling on toffee in their fancy pelicans, how are we going in?" My fiancée asked in her speech.
"FEET FIRST MA'AM!" We all replied enthusiastically as we headed to the pods. Just before I entered mine, I saw Liz approached me and she gave me a hug. We hadn't even put our helmets on yet, so we saw each other's faces.
"Nate? Please don't do anything stupid like on PX-8962A." She then closed her eyes and gave me a passionate kiss on the lips.
"Yes ma'am." I muttered as I slip on my helmet, put the M396 DMR in the rack and took my seat in my assigned pod.
The pod rotated and before I knew it, I saw the planet down below.
Just then a song I wouldn't expect to hear in a 26th Century drop pod started playing.
'Of course she would play some AC/DC. She always did mentioned how she loves classic rock or in her case-ancient rock.' I chuckled mentally as Hells Bells started playing.
I'm a rolling thunder, a pouring rain
I'm coming on like a hurricane
My lightning's flashing across the sky
You're only young but you're gonna die
Then the buzzer beeped and just like training, our pods are dropping through orbit.
I won't take no prisoners, won't spare no lives
Nobody's putting up a fight
I got my bell, I'm gonna take you to hell
I'm gonna get you, Satan get you
Hell's Bells
Yeah, Hell's Bells
You got me ringing Hell's Bells
My temperature's high, Hell's Bells
"Hey Chuck?" I asked him on the radio. "Are you going to get sick again?"
"Screw you Nate! I'M A RANGER!"
I'll give you black sensations up and down your spine
If you're into evil you're a friend of mine
See my white light flashing as I split the night
'Cause if God's on the left, then I'm stickin' to the right
I won't take no prisoners, won't spare no lives
Nobody's puttin' up a fight
I got my bell, I'm gonna take you to hell
I'm gonna get you, Satan get you
"Funny how you're in the Marines now buddy."
That line of mine earned some snickers from the UNSC Marines.
"KNOCK IT OFF YOU TWO!" Carter ordered instantly, but then Lizzie had to butt in.
"Oh do 'knock it off' Captain. Meyer is just reminding how you and Williams are not in the 'Are not Real Marines Yet' anymore."
Ouch. Nice one babe.
Hell's Bells
Yeah, Hell's Bells
You got me ringing Hell's Bells
My temperature's high, Hell's Bells
Hell's Bells, Satan's comin' to you
Hell's Bells, he's ringing them now
Hell's Bells, the temperature's high
Hell's Bells, across the sky
Hell's Bells, they're takin' you down
Hell's Bells, they're draggin' you around
Hell's Bells, gonna split the night
Hell's Bells, there's no way to fight, yeah
Ow, ow, ow, ow
Hell's Bells
Then we landed literally on top of the bastards and I instantly hit all of the explosive bolts and once the hatch opened, I grabbed my weapon and headed straight into hell.
Elizabeth's Point of View
The operation on Harvest is considered a complete success despite the capture of three hundred UEG citizens. We also have discovered a Insurrectionist connection to the trade between them, the Banished, and the Lucian Alliance. And if the Innies are working with both the Brutes and the Criminal Organization, it means only one thing…
Trouble.
Right now Nate is doing the New Earth special treatment on one of the Innies we captured because they are now working with terrorist organizations on New Earth.
(*Warning. Contains waterboarding*)
Nate's Point of View
"WHERE ARE THE GORILLA'S TAKING THE PEOPLE THEY CAPTURED!" I asked the idiot before giving him another session of waterboarding AKA 'Terrorist Baptism'.
"Okay, okay I'll talk. They are taking them to your mother's place. I heard that she's an ugly…"
I did not let him finish that statement.
"DO YOU THINK I'M PLAYING GAMES?! MY BROTHER WAS ALMOST KILLED BY THE GODDAMN TALIBAN AND I'LL BE DAMN IF YOU GET AWAY WITH IT!"
He then laughed. "So you're from New Earth, huh? Welcome to the future kid."
Carter, Hale, Chuck and I then decided to use a different tactic. Sometimes all you need is a Drill Instructor.
"LISTEN HERE SLIMEBALL" He started."YOU ARE A WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT THAT DROPPED OUT OF PRESCHOOL BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T DO YOUR ABC'S AND THUS YOUR MOTHER KICKED YOU OUT OF THE HOUSE SO THAT YOU CAN LEARN A VALUABLE LESSON, BUT INSTEAD OF LEARNING SAID LESSON YOU MADE HER DIE FROM CARDIAC ARREST AND ONCE SHE'S GONE YOU HAVE DECIDED TO FURTHER DISGRACE YOUR SWEET, DEAR MAMA's LEGACY BY BECOMING A WORTHLESS REBEL WITHOUT A CAUSE!"
The plan worked and he spilled the beans without realizing it.
"THE NEW COLONIAL ALLIANCE DOES HAVE A CAUSE AND IF WE WEREN'T SELLING THESE WORTHLESS LOYALISTS ON DOSIAC, THEN WE CAN DESTROY BOTH EARTHS!"
"Thank you for your cooperation son." Carter stated to him as Chuck knocked him out before two ONI agents whisked the unconscious terrorist away to be…dispose of.
Sometimes trash does have to be disposed of.
