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Nessie POV
It being Monday morning, and my parents thinking me at school, no one bothered us for about an hour. Then, we heard motorcycles approaching from a mile away. "Who is that?" I asked pulling my clothes.
"The pack is to lazy to make there own breakfast every Monday morning."
"Hmmmmm… I see. Are there any other werewolf traditions I need to know about?" I said as I put my arms around his neck.
"Well, they get mad if they don't have bacon."
"Bacon it is."
Embry POV
"Morning, peep," I said walking in the door. I put my feet on the table when I sat down. I turned the smell of sizzling bacon to see none other than Nessie cooking it. "Sorry. Morning, peeps."
"Ahhhhh!!!!" Quil said as he came in, "It's a half breed!!"
"Ahhhh!!!" she replied, "It's a mangy mutt!!!"
"Touché," was his answer.
"Need help, Ness?" Leah asked, "I brought back-up bacon and eggs." She held up a bag, filled with BACON!!!
"Sure, Leah. I heard you and Seth went up to Forks to see Billy and Sue," Nessie said. I think she was trying to make conversation with someone everybody hated.
"Yeah, we did."
"How is dear old dad?" Jake asked
Nessie POV
"Crap!" I said as pinched the bridge of my nose.
Jake looked at me. "What?"
"You got a problem with Leah going to see Sue?" Embry asked.
"Shut up, Embry," I turned to Jake, "I found out what is going to kept readers interested."
"What are you talking about?" states the oblivious Quil.
"Billy?" He can be such an idiot sometimes.
"Edward." His eyes got big.
"CRAP!!! HE'S GOING TO SKIN US ALIVE!!!" I nodded.
"The only reason he would kill Jake was if you two slept together," Embry said.
"Like that would ever happen," Quil added. We both stared at him. We stood for minutes in silence. Then, it dawned on him. "That is NOT fair. I imprint on a two-year-old and she's in kindergarten now. YOU imprint on a new born a year later and LOOK at her!!! I see no justice here. Am I the only one who sees the problem with this?"
"Shut up, Quil," we all shouted.
"We'll have to run," I whispered. He nodded in reply.
Edward POV
Alice was arranging flowers and Bella was reading. Jasper was away, hiding probably. We could both tell those two were up to something. "So… Bella?"
"Not telling you, Edward." Dang it. I WILL find out. Shut up senses. You're really annoying, you know that?
Alice's eyes were clear again and she yelled something in Latin, one of the few languages I don't understand. Bella jumped up and dialed the phone and put it on speaker. My Jacob senses were screaming.
Jake POV
The phone rang as Nessie and I stared at each other. It rang and it rang and it rang. The answer machine came on. The following boomed out of it within two minute after it turned on.
Alice "NO!!! YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO RUN!!!"
Bella "WE WON'T LET EDWARD KILL YOU JAKE!!!"
Edward "Why do I need to kill Jake?"
Alice "Yeah, and I won't have anyone to shop with besides Bella!"
Bella "NO!!! STAY NESSIE, PLEASE, I'M BEGGING YOU!!!"
Edward"Why are Nessie and Jacob running away? TOGETHER?!?!"
Alice "Plus, imagine me waiting another ten years to plan something!!! NO MORE BIRTHDAYS!!!"
Bella"Look at that! You made Alice faint!!"
Edward "Does this have anything to do with the fact I can't read you twos minds?"
Alice "By the way, I am so planning your wedding, whenever you two are going to have it."
Bella "I won't let her go overboard, like she did with mine."
Edward "WEDDING!?!?!?! WHAT THE Fbeep?!?!"
Bella "Look what you did, Alice."
Alice "Sorry, it slipped."
Jasper "Why am I suddenly so angry?"
Alice "Shut up, Jasper."
Jasper "Yes, ma'm."
Emmett "HAHAHA!!!! Jasper can't hold his own against his wife"
Rosalie "EMMETT!!"
Emmett "Shutting up."
Esme "Are you six disturbing the peace again?"
Carlisle "What did we tell you abut that?"
Bella "We are not disturbing the peace."
Alice "If we were disturbing the peace, you would know it."
Edward "I'LL KILL THAT MONGRUL!!!"
Emmett "Hay, look, a chainsaw!!"
Jasper "COOL!!"
*BOOM*
Esme "MY HOUSE!!!"
Carlisle "That's it, I'm pulling the phone cord."
Alice "NOOOOOO!!!!! DON--------"
Nessie POV
My family, ladies and gentlemen.
