Episode 11
Chris: Last time on Total Smash Island. After the disgusting food challenge, the campers bodies were once again put to the test by drinking a whole 2 litre bottle of soda and did their best to not throw up or go to the bathroom. Everyone was surprised to see Link be the first one to throw up after winning the food challenge. Both teams had some strong competitors until Zelda was shown to have hidden the bottle and swapped it with an empty one. Making the Hammers the winner by disqualification. Also, after the challenge, Zelda was finally exposed for her villainy and cheating after Lucina played a recording of her trying to fame Link. And as a result, Zelda was voted off. How will the Bananas fair now that their villain is gone? Will the Hammers get lucky once again? And what will happen with Luigi and Lucina? Find out, on Total... Smash... Island!
*Intro*
The campers are sitting down with their teams eating. Shulk goes to sit next to Rosalina.
Shulk: Hey.
Rosalina: Hey you.
Shulk: How you feeling now that Zelda is gone?
Rosalina: Better. I don't have her looming over me and watching my every move.
Shulk: I couldn't imagine how much that must of sucked.
Rosalina: But I'm a lot better now that you're my boyfriend.
Shulk: Same her with you... my girlfriend.
They kiss. Luigi see this and then looks at Lucina and sighs. Fox sees Luigi and is worried.
Link: Hey. Everything okay with Luigi?
Fox: Yeah, he's just over thinking things. Probably cause of the challenges.
Link: I hear that. But what's really wrong with him Fox? Don't lie to me.
*Confessional*
Fox: *Sighs* I know I shouldn't tell Link. But he's been through a lot in this competition. Plus, I trust him, so I think it will be okay to tell him.
Lucina: It's so nice to now that Zelda is gone. I feel like I've been freed from jail. But it still doesn't compare to the problems I'm having with telling Luigi how I feel. I just don't know what to say. I know he likes me back, but what if I'm just assuming and he doesn't like me back. I'm just too scared to say anything.
Luigi: I just hope Fox knows what to do. Cause I'm ready to just give up. I'm too much of a coward to tell Lucina I love her and to ask her to be my girlfriend. I'm such a loser.
*End of Confessional*
Luigi looks at Fox talking to Link. Fox then gives a thumbs up to Luigi and Luigi smiles.
Chris: *Over the tannoy* Attention campers, it's time for your next challenge. Follow Chef and he'll take you to my location. Make sure to be ready for anything.
*Confessional*
Cloud: When Chris says to expect anything, you know you're gonna be going through hell.
Samus: 'Expect anything'. That usually means either expect the worst, or don't expect anything at all.
*End of Confessional*
They all follow Chef through the woods. They've been walking for two hours and are starting to get tired.
Captain Falcon: Hey Chef, are we there yet?
Fox: Yeah, we've been walking for two hours straight.
Little Mac: Yeah, I didn't think the Island was that big.
Chef: All of you, shut your mouth and quit whining! We're here.
They stop at a large metal door.
Samus: Is this it?
Ryu: Where's Chris?
Chef rolls his eyes and opens the door to reveal Chris is inside in front of a football field. The campers walk in with looks of amazement.
Chris: Welcome campers, to the TSI Stadium.
*Confessional*
Shulk: I never thought I'd say this, but Chris really out did himself.
Fox: That stadium was the best looking thing I've ever seen on this Island. Well, except for Samus. So I guess it's a close second.
Cloud: You could actually smell the freshly cut grass.
Lucina: Not to mention the stadium food. It's the best thing I've ever smelt.
*End of Confessional*
Rosalina: Hold on a sec. This is almost to good to be true.
Samus: She has a point. What's your game here Chris?
Little Mac: Yeah, what are you trying to pull here?
Chris: Aww come on guys, would I really pull something on you?
All: Yes!
Chris: You know me so well. But, I can promise you that your challenge today will not be as bad as you think it will be. For your challenge will be a nice simple game of Soccer.
*Confessional*
Rosalina: Huh. I guess Chris isn't all bad after all.
Luigi: Just soccer? Now this is a challenge I can get behind.
*End of Confessional*
Chris: Here's how the challenge will go. Since the teams are even, everyone will be able to play. Each teams will assign positions for each player. You both have 1 time out each, in case you need a break or need to re-strategise. Hammers, you'll be in the goal on the left, and Bananas, you'll be in the goal on the right. The first team to score five goals wins. The winning team, will have the luxury of eating all the stadium food they want. As for the losers, they will have to clean... Chef's dirty kitchen. As well as voting someone off. Both teams will be given ten minutes to assign positions. And... GO!
The teams go to their goals and start assigning positions.
Cloud: Okay, I'm sure none of us here want to clean Chef's kitchen. So let's make sure to win today's challenge. Now for positions, Luigi, you are out striker as you've played soccer before. Samus, you and Little Mac will be our midfielders since you're both fast and skilled. I'll be a defender with Ryu and Ike is our goalie.
Little Mac: Hold on. I think I should be goalie.
Ike: Why?
Little Mac: Well I'm usually better with my hands than my feet, I'm faster and let's face it, more fit than you.
*Confessional*
Ike: More fit?! Ugh, what is with him all of a sudden?!
Luigi: What's wrong with Little Mac? He's not himself.
Little Mac: I used to be nervous, but then Cloud came to talk to me and told me how far we've gotten and that we're getting closer to the end. So I'm pretty confident that I'm gonna win this whole thing.
Cloud: I do love it when a plan come together. Some people are just so easy to manipulate. Plus, now that Zelda is gone, no one is expecting anymore villains. Well, it looks like they're all even blinder than I thought.
*End of Confessional*
Ike: You wanna say that again?
Cloud: Easy there Ike. Okay Mac, you can be goalie. Ike you'll be defending with me, Ryu you'll be with Samus in the midfield. Okay guys, let go.
Little Mac: Good. (Cocky) I'll make sure we win this thing.
Ike: Hey. Why did you stop me?
Cloud: Because... (Quietly) it's all a part of my plan. Just follow my lead.
Ike: Uh, sure.
Meanwhile the Bananas are also assigning positions.
Link: So I think, whoever has had the most experience playing soccer should be captain and decide our field positions.
Captain Falcon: Good idea. So, who's played soccer the most.
Shulk: I used be part of a soccer team back a home, so I guess I can be captain.
Fox: Sounds good to me.
All the Bananas agree and listen to Shulk.
Shulk: Okay, Fox, you'll be out striker cause you're the most accurate. Falcon and Lucina, you're both fast and quick and nimble, so you can be in the midfield. But don't hesitate to help Fox up front if he needs help. Rosalina, you and I will be the defence. And Link, since you're good at using your hands for hard tasks, you're our goalie. Okay team, let's go win this thing.
The two teams go onto the pitch which now looks like a soccer pitch thanks to Chef. Chris then blows his whistle.
Chris: Okay teams, I will be your referee. Which means you have to do what I say, when I say it. And you come to me when you want to take a break. Okay on my whistle, Chef will thrown the ball in.
Chris blows his whistle and the ball is thrown in. Fox immediately gets the ball and runs past everyone. Little mac is standing in the goal looking cocky as he is caught off-guard and Fox scores.
Chris: And that's1-0 to the Bananas.
Ryu: (Annoyed) What the heck was that Mac? You pretty much just let them score.
Little Mac: Hey, I'm sorry okay. I'll save the next one.
Cloud: (Threateningly) You better.
As the game continues the Bananas scare 3 more goals with Fox scoring two and Lucina scoring one.
Cloud: Okay, that's it. We call a time out.
Chris nods and allows it.
Chris: The teams will get a five minute break. But, will the Hammers find a way back into this match/ Or will the Bananas stomp them/ Find out in a bit, on Total... Smash... Island!
*Commercials*
Chris: Welcome back to Total Smash Island. In today's challenge, the campers are having a good old fashion soccer match. The Bananas are currently 4-0 up against the Hammers who have used their time out to re-strategise. let's see how the teams are doing.
Cloud: Okay, I've had enough of this. Mac, you're out of goal are in the midfield.
Little Mac: But I-
Samus: No buts Mac. Cloud is the captain and what he says goes.
Ike: Plus... you're crap anyway.
Little Mac: Luigi, you have to back me up here.
Luigi: Sorry Mac, but you're too cocky and overconfident for your own good.
Little Mac: *Sighs* Fine.
Cloud: Good. Okay guys, I have a plan to get us back into this. Ryu, you stick with Fox. Luigi, you and Samus will be our attack. Ike, you're back in goal. Mac you and I will be on defence. Okay guys, let's do this.
Chris then blows his whistle.
Chris: Alright teams, back on to the field.
The teams get back onto the field. Chris then blows hi whistle and Chef throws the ball into the middle. Fox goes for the ball but Ryu gets in his way and steals the ball. He then kicks it to Luigi who shoots and scores and everyone looks shocked except for Lucina who looks at Luigi with love in her eyes.
*Confessional*
Lucina: Did Luigi just do that? I knew he was good, but I don't know he was amazing. I think I'm even more in love with Luigi.
Ryu: Damn! Where did that come from?
*End of Confessional*
Chris: Dang. I did not see that one coming. But it is now 4-1 to the Bananas but will the Hammers find a way back.
The game continues and Luigi score three more goals,
Chris: And just like that the scores are 4-4, the Hammers are back into this games.
Shulk: We call for a time out.
Chris: Sure thing. Teams, you have five minutes to rest up.
Captain Falcon: Okay, what the hell just happened?
Lucina: They gave the ball to their best player that's what happened.
Fox: You're just saying that cause you're in love with him.
Lucina: *Blushing* No I'm not.
Shulk: Unfortunately she's right. Luigi is too good and we need to make sure he doesn't score again.
Rosalina: But how? He's running circles around us.
Shulk: He did that cause we were going to him individually. So we need to stop him as a team. Rosalina, you and I will keep an eye on Luigi. Falcon, you protect Fox while he goes for the goal. Lucina, you'll be doing a bit if everything. So be ready to run around. Okay, everybody know what they're doing?
They all nod and run back onto the pitch. The Hammers do the same.
Chris: It looks like you guys are eager to win. I can respect that. Okay, the next goal will win the challenge for the team who score. Ready?
Chris blows his whistle and Chef throws the ball in. The two teams are evenly matched. No one has be able to score. After a few more minutes the ball is loose and it rolls to Little Mac.
Cloud: Mac, go. We'll keep them from catching you.
Little Mac runs to the goal with his eyes closed.
Luigi: Uh Mac, stop running.
Samus: (Yelling) Mac, stop running!
Cloud: Mac, stop man!
He doesn't listen and shoots and scores.
Chris: And the winners by a score of 4-5, are the Slippery Bananas.
Banana: *Cheers*
Little Mac: Wait what? But I scored.
Chris: Yes you did. Into your own goal.
Chris points over to the Hammer goal where the ball is.
Chris: Hammers, I'll see you tonight at the ceremony. For now, make your way back to camp for some cleaning. Bananas, go and enjoy your stadium food back at you cabin.
Ike: Nice going Mac.
Little Mac: Guys, I'm really sorry.
Samus: Save it Mac. We don't wanna hear it.
The teams walk back to the camp. Lucina pulls Luigi by his back to the back where she is.
Lucina: Hey. You okay?
Luigi: Yeah I guess. I just hate losing these challenges. And then winning challenge by luck just doesn't feel satisfying.
Lucina: But you were awesome today. I was worried you were gonna beat us just by yourself. We were the lucky ones today.
Luigi: Yeah, I guess.
Lucina: And hey, you'll always be a winner. Especially with my heart.
Luigi: Thanks. That means a lot.
Lucina: Hey, listen. I wanted to ask you... what did you wanna ask me a few days ago after Zelda hit me?
Luigi: Oh um... I was gonna ask you... if... you were okay? After what happened?
Lucina: Oh, that's it? I was okay thanks to you. But why did you run away?
Luigi: Um, hey listen I gotta talk to ox about something. Gotta go, bye.
Luigi runs off to go and talk to Fox.
Fox: Hey, you tell her yet?
Luigi: No. I was a coward again. Why can't I just tell her like you told Samus.
Fox: Maybe because it's not the right time yet. I told Samus how I felt cause it felt like the right time. Maybe you're heart is just waiting for the right time.
Luigi: But when will I know when the right time is?
Fox: Trust me buddy, you'll know.
Night falls and the Hammers are at the ceremony.
Chris: Hammers, you caught a lucky break in the last challenge. But today... you were the unlucky ones. But one of you will be going home tonight.
*Confessional*
Chris: If we're gonna win any more challenges, we've got to get rid of dead weight. Sorry Mac, but you're dragging us down.
Ike: I'll make sure you regret calling me unfit.
Luigi: I'm not sure what happened with Little Mac, but I don't wanna keep him around if he's gonna continue to be like this.
*End of Confessional*
Chris: You have all casted you vote and made your decision. The camper who doesn't receive a marshmallow, will have to walk the dock of shame, get on the boat of loser and get off the Island. Forever. And the marshmallows go to... Luigi, Cloud, Samus, Ryu, and the final marshmallow goes to... Ike. Sorry Mac, but you got way to overconfident. It's time for you to leave.
Little Mac gets onto the boat and the boat leaves.
Chris: The rest of you are safe. For now. Now go back to the cabins and get some shut eye.
The Hammers leave.
Chris: So, we're now down to half of the campers left. How will they fair now that the teams are much smaller? Will the teams start getting along more? Or will there be any teams at all? Find out next time, on Total... Smash... Island!
