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I tried to upload this earlier but FireFox was bitching about cryptic errors or something like that. We also had a big thunderstorm which made the power go crazy and wiped out a lot of my files soooo, yeah happy fun time for me.

Karkat sighed at the image on his phone. It was of a certain raven-haired dork's back, his arm twisted and held in place by a certain lightly freckled hand, and with his face buried into the bed. Karkat quickly shut off his phone before anyone else could see the suggestive image. Although it was most likely no one else would recognize John, seeing as he was unpopular, he didn't want to risk it.

After turning down nearly every mother fucking hallway in the school, Karkat gave up his search for Dave in turn for not being late to first period. A text would have to suffice for now.

"DAVE, YOU FUCKASS, STOP FUCKING SENDING ME THIS MIND NUMBING SHIT YOUR FAILURE OF A RACE CALLS EROTIC. ALSO, LEAVE THAT ASSHAT JOHN ALONE. NEITHER HE NOR I NEED THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW."

Karkat pressed the SEND button and turned off his phone, not even bothering to wait for a reply. Even if there was a reply he wouldn't bother to read it. Dave knew this, and probably wouldn't reply in the first place. Their half-assed frenemie relationship was perfectly fine in both of their opinions.

Karkat sat back in his chair, he completely sped through the work in front of him, and had nothing to do. He leaned forward and sighed, when suddenly a flash of a certain picture went through his mind. Karkat shook his head and tried to ignore the thoughts. Despite his best efforts, however, the thoughts kept intruding his mind. No, no, no this could not be happening. He was not going to get a hard on from thinking about that annoying, dorky, skinny, pale, soft, adorable... FUCK!

Now, not only did Karkat have an erection, but the bell was going to ring in about thirty minutes and he still had three hours to go before lunch. He could try to hide it, but a tentabulge is kinda hard to hide, especially an erect one. It was already shifting around and in about ten minutes it would try to find other places to relieve itself on its own. Honestly, fuck 2nd period. Fuck today all together. He had to, and was going to, go now.

After taking his sweater off and awkwardly tying it around his waist to make his bulge nearly unnoticeable, he slipped out of the classroom with a bathroom pass. He went to a large set of doors which he knew, thanks to Dave, were always unlocked and slipped outside. Karkat then raced home, the cold affecting his nether regions badly. Luckily neither Dave nor one of his junkies were outside to bother him. He was probably playing with his new toy too much to have time to spare for tormenting Karkat. Finally Karkat got home and raced up stairs before his lusus could notice him. Honestly, this was going to be one long ass school year if things like this kept happening.

So um Dave like er okay. That was a sentence, fuck your opinion.