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Miley watched as Nick walked away but soon enough he came back.
"Where'd you put my check again?" He asked.
"In your room." Miley replied in a 'duh' tone.
"Sheesh. Don't need to bring attitude in this conversation!" Miley rolled her eyes at his immaturity. This time he left for real.
She began to make her food again and hoped she wouldn't get interrupted.
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Nick made his way to his room. He searched around for a check. Bingo! He spot it in his bed. Huh, what a weird place to put it. Shrugging, he grabbed it and folded it then he stuffed it in his pocket.
"I made some money yay!" He decided to go to the bank. Why not, right? "I'm not walking. My car has no gas.." He spoke out loud, walking downstairs. Good thing he got paid today. Miley looked at him weirdly, she was heading up stairs.
"Are you talking to yourself?" She almost laughed.
"Shut up. Ugh. Just help me!"
"With?"
"See. I'm going to the bank.."
"Your point.."
"And since my car has died on me I can't make it. What should I do?"
"Walk."
"The fuck are you on! Its 3 MILES from here."
She rolled her eyes, "Go on the bus. Problem solved."
"No. There's still a problem. See, if I take the bus someone will have to sit next to me. If its a guy, nothing happens, if its a girl we'll start talking and I'll have two options. 1.)Act like I'm listening while she goes on and on about her life or 2.)Actually listen. If I act like I'm listening nothing happens, if I do listen there's a chance I'll fall in love with her! And I'll have two options. 1.)Break it off after a while or 2.)Ask her to marry me! If I break it off nothing happens. If I do ask her to marry me, she'll says yes! And then I'll have two options. 1.)Don't have sex with her after marriage. or 2.)Have sex with her. If I dont have sex with her nothing happens. If I do have sex, she might end up pregnant because I'm awesome giving pleasure. Anywho, if that happens I have two options! 1.)Make her take the pill the next day.
"or 2.)Let her have the baby. If she takes the pill nothing happens, if she has the baby we'll have to name it. And I'll have two more options, 1.)Help her pick it. or 2.)Leave her ass. If I help her pick it and the baby is a boy it'll be Nick. If its a girl it'll be her name. If I leave her ass, I'm never EVER getting on a bus again." He took a deep breath and let it out.
Miley, by that point had gotten SO annoyed. Especially having to hear all that nonsense. She was about to speak when he talked.
"That's why I'm NOT taking the bus! Unless there's an old person that sits next to me. In that case, I'll have two options. 1-" He got cut off immediately.
"SHUT UP! God. I get the point, jeez! I'll let you borrow money so you can go to the gas station and buy gas! Just don't start with that!"
"Alright, shit son, don't get your panties in a knot!"
"M-"
Nick quickly pulled her close to him and kissed her deeply making her shut up. She kissed back wrapping her arms around his neck while he put his arms on her waist.
He traced her bottom lip with his tongue and she slowly parted her lips, he then thrust his tongue into her mouth. She whimpered as their tongues played a game of wrestling. He soon pulled away, smirking.
"Well. I'm off now."
Miley was still a bit dazed. "He..here's the money.." She pulled it from her back pocket and handed it to him. He thanked her and left.
"What the fuck just happened!" She snapped out of her daze.
"If I'm not mistaking, you and Nick nearly made out." She jumped at Gabe's voice.
"You almost gave me a heart attack." She placed her hand on her heart.
Gabe laughed, stuffing popcorn into his mouth. He was sitting on the couch reading a comic book. "Sorry."
"When did you come in."
"Hm..just when you guys started using tongues,"
Miley crossed her arms. "You would know this because?"
Gabe talked with his mouth full. "It's obvious. Duh."
"Kids these days.." She shook her head.
He rolled his eyes as he focused once again on his comic book. Miley sighed and got out her phone. She began texting Demi while heading to her room.
OMFG! You're going to kill me after I tell you this..
She climbed onto her bed and laid down. Soon enough she received a text.
WHAT! Please don't tell me you fired Nick.
No..I uh, kind of, maybe perhaps had sex with him?
:O EEEEEP! OMFG. ABOUT TIME.
-_- What is that suppose to mean!
Dude. You guys have a hate-love relationship, we've all noticed since day one. It was about time you guys cracked I was wondering how long that was going to last. Anywhore, was he good?(;
Whatever. Yes. He was. ;D
Make sure you get round two.
-_- if I do, remind me not to tell you.
You will. I'm yer best friend.
Is it too late to be Selena's friend again?
Gasp. That hurts! :p Lol. I g2g, got a hot date.
Lmao. Take care:} Oh & make sure he isn't gay! xD
Bye -.-
Miley laughed as she put her phone to charge. She couldn't wait until Nick came back. It was still early.
Hahaha. This made me laugh the whole time lmfao.
I hope it made you laugh too :)
The whole "I have two options" thing that was going on with Nick, I've experienced it. My cousin told me it. It's supposed to be a joke but in Spanish.
It got me annoyed too, like Miley. Lol. Though the ending to the joke is funny, I just forgot how it ends..
And I'm done rambling. Reviews make me happy[;
