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Chapter 11: SWITCH

The team stared after Wally, mouths open. Miss Martian slowly removed her arms from her head, looked around and sighed when she saw that all her friends were OK and intact. Robin, looking thoughtful, wandered off after Wally. Superboy and Aqualad exchanged confused and slightly worried glances, before following after the speedster as well. Miss Martian quickly flew after them.

Artemis stared before collapsing on the couch with a groan. How is he not exhausted? She exclaimed mentally I'm drained just from listening to him, but he dreamed up the whole thing and told it to us! And he's fine! HOW! She let out an exasperated sigh and closed her eyes for a minute.

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Artemis's eyes snapped open when Aqualad placed a hand on her arm. "Black Canary's here; it's time for training." As Artemis hastily got up Aqualad looked at her sympathetically, "I don't blame you for wanting a rest. Robin's story was exhausting. He's still at it!"

Artemis stopped short, "What? Robin's story? It was Wa-" she heard a familiar 13-year-old voice shouting from the training room next door; "CRASH! BANG! POW! An' then me an' Batman stopped the robbery an' . . ." Black Canary was staring at him with a worried look on her face. When she saw Artemis her face flushed with relief and, grateful for an excuse, placed a hand on Robin's shoulder "Training now, tell me later." Robin, looking dejected, obediently shut his mouth.

Kid Flash zipped over right then and stood patiently as Superboy walked in, followed closely by Miss Martian who was carrying a tray of freshly baked cookies. To Artemis's shock, it was Robin who appeared at Miss Martian's side, snatching a handful of cookies and greeting the Martian with a "Hello beautiful."

Kid Flash rolled his eyes and sighed, Miss Martian ignored the Boy Wonder.

"Miss Martian, put the cookies down." Black Canary ordered "It's training time, Artemis against Robin, show me what you know."

"Aw, man!" Robin complained, but meekly walked to the centre of the training floor. He jumped at Artemis, but to her surprise she beat him easily. She smiled, proud of herself, as Black Canary ordered Kid Flash to spar against her. Robin fought like Wally! Artemis thought, I beat him, Wally should be easy! Wally beat her soundly and laughed at her shocked face. Ouch! That move gets me every time! . . . But it's always Robin who gets me with it . . . hmm . . . She accepted Kid Flash's hand and found Robin shovelling cookies into his mouth.

"You're a great cook, Green-Cheeks!"

Kid Flash looked at Robin scornfully, turned to Artemis and made the cuckoo sign by spinning a finger beside his ear and rolling his eyes. Artemis turned to Aqualad as Kid Flash zipped away, coming back a few seconds later with a rubber ball; which he ditched at Robin's face, causing the Boy Wonder to spit out half his mouthful of cookies and choke on the other half. "Kaldur, what's wrong with those two?"

Aqualad gave Artemis a queer look, "How do you know my name?" when Artemis's mouth fell open he shrugged, "Doesn't matter, I was going to tell you guys anyway."

Miss Martian, hearing him, looked up "So was I!" she called, "My name's M'gann M'orzz! But my Earth name is Megen Morse! Superboy picked the name Connor Kent a while ago!"

Robin leaned over and stole another cookie, "My name's Joe, you can call me Joe." he shoved the cookie into his mouth, crumbs tumbled out as he announced "Kid Secret over here forbidden to tell us his secret ID."

Kid Flash frowned "Flash's orders." he defended himself.

Robin shrugged and grabbed the last three cookies. He'd just shoved them into his mouth when he cried "Hey! Where's Black Canary? She didn't hear the rest of my story!"

Kid Flash ditched the ball at him again, "She's long gone, dude!" He grabbed the ball and ditched it at Robin's face again. Robin grabbed the ball and ditched it back at Kid Flash, who laughed. Robin jumped at him and the speedster dashed away; Boy Wonder hot on his heels. Miss Martian rolled her eyes.

A few minutes later a familiar cackle echoed through cave. To Artemis's shock it was Kid Flash who appeared. He zipped over and stood beside Artemis, cackled again when Robin appeared and shot off again. Robin groaned and collapsed on the couch. Miss Martian walked over and he gave her a cheesy grin. "Hey Sweet-Cheeks! Got anymore cookies?"

"No, but I made a cake yesterday . . ."

Robin moved almost as fast as Kid Flash and disappeared into the kitchen.

Miss Martian shook her head "I don't know where he puts it all!" Kid Flash walked in then and Miss Martian turned to him, "Seriously! I would expect you to eat more! All that running must make you hungry!"

"Yeah!" Artemis ventured, "I'd think you'd have a fast metabolism."

"A fast what?" Robin asked, walking back into the room with half a layer cake in his hands.

"Metabolism." Kid Flash answered him, "Don't you pay any attention in class? It's how fast your body turns food into energy."

Robin shrugged and devoured his cake in no time flat, before going back for more. "Thanks beautiful!" he called back to Miss Martian, "You make my day!"

The Martian rolled her eyes, "If he knew how to cook, he wouldn't have a problem." she whispered to Superboy.

Artemis walked over to Kid Flash, "Quit the charade, Baywatch!" she hissed "Your ID isn't a secret! Your name's Wally."

Kid Flash stared at her with a mixture of shock, amusement and anger, "Why'd you call me Baywatch?" he laughed "You've called Robin that since he showed up dressed like a clown ready for a day at the beach!"

Artemis's mouth fell open, "Wally-"

He pulled her aside, "You may know my secret ID," he whispered "I don't know how you found out, but please don't tell the others; Flash'll kill me!"

Artemis yanked her arm away, "I don't know what game you're playing, Wally," her voice rose "But you'd better stop right now, or . . ." she didn't get any further before the speedster slapped his hand over her mouth. "What did I just tell you?" he whispered, "Don't go shouting out my secret! How'd you like it if I told the whole team yours! I know about your family, so if you go telling the whole team my name, I'll tell them all about your family!" he removed his gloved hand from her face, "Our IDs are called 'secret' for reason, there's a reason why Flash doesn't want you to know my name." he walked away.

Robin appeared at Artemis's side "Heya! I told youse my name, why don't you tell me yours?" the pitch in his voice was higher than usual, with a childish whine that made Artemis want to hit something. "Soooooo? Aren't you going to tell me?" Just the sound made Artemis's fists clench and her heart beat angrily. "Weeeeeeell?" Robin persisted.

"Hi, my name's Artemis." Artemis growled through clenched teeth, "You can call me Artemis."

"Can I call you Arty?" There was a mocking tinge to his voice now, "Or how about Missy?" Artemis stormed away, trying as hard as she could to suppress her rising anger and annoyance, holding back her fists with all her will power. "Oh I know!" Robin cried "Artymissy!"

A hand touched Artemis's arm and she swung her arm around with a growl. Her eyes snapped open and she was lying on the couch again, well, not lying. She had sat up and swiped at Robin; who had dodged and now stood a few steps away staring at her, wide-eyes behind his mask. "Whoa! Calm down!" Robin exclaimed "Kaldur told me to wake you up! There's no need to try and take off my head! If you're angry, blame Aqualad!"

Artemis stared around in confusion, "What am I doing back on the couch?" She mumbled and got up slowly, she turned to Robin, "Sorry, I was having a dream. And you were bugging me."

Robin choked "Me?" he suppressed a laugh, "You got it backwards, it was Wally who was poking you, and pinching you and . . ." a laugh bubbled up out of his throat "S-sorry, s-so sorry!" He gasped when she glared at him "B-but you m-might want to wash that off! Y-you got a l-little something on y-your, your f-face." he made a point of rubbing his nose.

Artemis stood up and Robin forced himself to stop laughing. "By the way, we gotta go to . . ."

"Training?" Artemis guessed.

Robin quirked an eyebrow, "No, mission briefing; Batman's waiting."

"A mission?" Artemis excitedly rushed into the mission-briefing room, she skidded to a stop before she exited the room, "Oh, and Robin?"

He appeared beside her, "Yeah?"

"Your name's not Joe is it?"

Robin quirked and eyebrow and chuckled, "Nup, nothing like it."

A look of slight confusion crossed Artemis's face, but she dashed off towards the mission briefing room anyway.

Batman turned from the others, but froze and glared icily when he saw Artemis, "Is this some kind of joke?" he growled.

Artemis froze, "What?"

Kid Flash burst out laughing but quickly covered his face. Batman glared at Robin and Artemis, "Explain." he ordered.

"Explain what?" Artemis exclaimed.

"It was Wally!" Robin laughed.

"What was Wally?" Artemis whirled on Wally, who promptly collapsed with laughter. Arty turned on Superboy and Miss Martian. M'gann covered her mouth and giggled. A smile tugged at the corners of Superboy's mouth. Kaldur chuckled. "What is going on!" Artemis exploded, this made Wally, Robin and Miss Martian laugh even harder. Aqualad chuckled again and Superboy grinned.

Batman remained cold and solemn, glaring icily at the teens.

"What's so funny!" Artemis shouted and Miss Martian took her hand and led her into the bathroom. Artemis was turned to face the mirror and her face turned red with embarrassment. A bold, thick, black marker had been used to give her the curly French moustache drawn under her nose and the scribbled goatee on her chin. Her face turned even redder with anger. "I'm going to kill Wally!" She grabbed the soap, turned on the tap and began vigorously scrubbing her face.