Hellooo! I'm sorry for not updating for a while. Two weeks. 0.0 Oops. So here we go, more from Scrubs because I wrote a load and we haven't got through them to the original stuff yet. Henjoy!
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FICLET 60- Pals
Hermione got drunk again one night and couldn't remember it the next morning.
'Hey, Hermione,' Ginny said, 'You have now slept with almost all of my brothers, and that means we have something in common.'
'It would appear so,' replied Hermione.
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FICLET 61- Storage
Neville was analysing the storage situation in the boys' dormitory.
'Hey guys,' he said. 'Why is there jelly in the sock drawer?'
'You mean why are there socks in the jelly drawer,' said Harry. 'Sha-BAM.'
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FICLET 62- Chicks
Harry was teaching Colin how to pick up chicks in The Three Broomsticks.
'Ok now, Colin, Pick-up lines can work, if you use them properly,' instructed Harry. 'Let's try it out.' He smiled at a nearby table. 'Hey girl, what's a pretty girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?' The girl giggled and took Harry off to a toilet cubicle.
Colin turned to another table. 'Hey babe, how do you like your eggs? Fertilised?' But all he got was a slap in the face.
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FICLET 63- Teaching
'Sir,' Harry asked Professor Snape, 'Why did you become a teacher?'
'For the same four reason everybody did. Chicks, money, power and chicks.'
'What?'
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