Thanks for all the awesome reviews my fabulous reviewers!! (LOL!)

There was one that I liked by PinkAngelWings. They suggested that Edward put pepper in all her food. I'm going to mix it around a little and put salt in desserts and sweet things, instead, but it's still the general idea. Thank you for the inspiration!! XD

And for those who asked if Bella would see Edward's plan in his memory, well, Bella can only focus on one person at a time, and she can turn it off, too. So she may not be paying attention when Edward puts the salt in her food.

BTW, I may not do the Edward-Bella pranking today because I think we should introduce Tanya to Bella and Bella should see the house and all. We'll see.

This chapter is dedicated to aLiSOn395 because they asked me to dedicate it to them! LOL! I love the way you think!! XD

Hope you like it!

Stephanie Meyer still owns Twilight. (And, sadly, that will never change.)


EPOV (Woo Hoo! You go Eddie!! LOL!)

Tanya ran up to me, squealing.

"Eddie!! Eddie Eddie Eddie!" She cried, throwing her arms around me. If I were human, I would have been throwing up by now.

"Eddie Eddie Eddie!" Emmett mocked in a girly voice. I turned and glared at him.

Bella tapped Tanya's shoulder and Tanya turned and faced her with wide eyes.

Bella gave her a sweet smile. "Um, hi! I don't think my brother is comfortable with you that close to him, so will you please step back?"

Everyone's jaw dropped, including Tanya's and mine. Tanya did what she was asked, and took a small step back. I sighed in relief.

"Thank you," Bella smiled sweetly again, but it didn't reach her eyes.

Tanya was visibly confused. What the? What... who is she?!

"The new Cullen addition. Her name's Bella," I told Tanya. Then I looked down at Bella. "Come on, I'll help you with your stuff."

She smiled an adorable smile at me. "Thank you, Edward."

I grabbed her two of her bags, and Bella grabbed one. She gasped when walked inside the house.

"You like it?" I teased.

Bella nodded, her eyes wide. "It's beautiful! Who designed it?"

"Esme. She's an interior designer."

Bella grinned. "I was right! You guys are rich."

I laughed and carried Bella's stuff up to her room, and she followed. She shrieked when she saw her room.

"Oh my God! This is awesome!!!" Ouch. That was a bit loud.

I knew what she meant, though. Bella's room was awesome. The walls were silver, and her king-sized bed was teal with a black zebra print. Her night-stands were made of a black metal and glass, and her dresser was completely made of shiny silver metal. There was a giant mirror that hung on the door to her walk-in closet, which was about as big as this room.

Bella squealed, and climbed her bed. She started jumping on it, and she looked like a little kid. I grinned - it was fun seeing her like this.

Alice, Rose, Esme, Kate, and Carman walked in the room.

"You like it?" Esme asked.

"I love it!" Bella cried. "Thank you so much, mom!"

Esme gasped softly. Mom? She called me... mom? I'm a mother!

Rose wasn't so happy. Why doesn't she call me mom? Does she only think of me as a sister?

Huh. If possible, Rose would be crying tears of sadness while Esme cried tears of happiness. It was amazing how one word could have such a big effect.


BPOV

I could sense Rose's sadness when I called Esme "mom", so I flipped through her memories. Emmett... more Emmett... her and Emmett (ugh, I did not need to see that!)... ah! Found it! Rosalie was sad that I didn't call her mom, she wanted me to think of her as a mother because she wasn't able to have a kid. I decided I would call her mom from now on, it didn't seem weird to me. Maybe when I was older, when I was her age, but I had seven years for that.

"Come on," I slid off the bed. "I think you should introduce me to the, um...." I tried to remember the names of the new family. Wait, they had never told me their names.

"Denali coven." Edward supplied for me.

I shrugged. "Sure."

Everyone left the room, and Edward and I were the lasts to leave. Her grabbed my arm before i could walk out the door and pulled me aside.

"You know Rose is upset, right?" He whispered quietly.

I nodded. "I know. I read it in her memories. I'll call her mom from now on."

Edward smiled. "Your a sweet person, Bella," He complemented me.

I smiled evilly. "Not when it comes to pranks!"

I skipped out the door, leaving a shocked Edward.


I went back downstairs and found the others sitting in the living room.

Tanya looked over at Edward who was walking behind me and patted the open seat next to her on the love-seat.

"Come sit by me, Edward!" Tanya smiled at him in a flirty way. Ugh. Gag! I hated her already.

Edward grimaced, then sat next to her, not wanting to be rude. Anyone could see the disgust on his face, though. Em, Rose, Alice, Jazz, and Kate snickered.

I looked around. There was no more space for me to sit. Hmm... well, there seams to be a little bit of space for me to fit between Edward and Tanya! Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.

I grinned and walked over to Edward and Tanya. "Mind if I sit here?" I asked Tanya sweetly, batting my eyelashes.

She opened her mouth to object, but I sat down before she could say anything. I squeezed myself between the two bodies, and leaned against Edward away from Tanya. Ugh.

Tanya would be red with anger if she were human, and Edward smiled at me.

Well, at least someone was grateful.


TPOV (Yes, Tanya! Lets get a look at the mind of Edward's stalker, shall we?)

Ugh, why did the little twerp have to sit here? Between Edward and I?! He couldn't fall in love with me if someone was separating us!

Bella looked up at me and glared, as if she could read my mind. I stared in shock at her silver eyes. Is she even human?!

"No, I'm not human," Bella said.

I jumped up. "Oh, my God!" I shouted. "She can read minds!"

Everyone looked at us in surprise.

"You're not human?!" Kate asked, her eyes wide.

Bella smiled. Ugh. It was no where as beautiful as mine! "Yeah, I'm not human."

"She's not exactly a type of creature, she's mostly human. Bella just has silver eyes and a power," Esme said.

"What's your power, Bella?" Carman asked.

"I can read memories."

"You know, you better not let the Volturi get their hands on her. She's powerful as a human! Imagine what she could do as a vampire!" Eleazar shook his head.

Maybe the Volturi would take her away and keep the twerp forever. I wouldn't mind that.

"Excuse me?" Edward and Bella growled at the same time. Whoa. That was a little creepy.

I rolled my eyes. "Nothing." I said the word slowly, as if talking to someone mentally challenged. Like Bella. But not Edward. He wasn't stupid. He was.... luscious.

I saw him and Bella shudder, and I frowned. Edward should take that as a compliment! Not an insult! I mean, look him! He's so... hot! And smart, and talented.... like me! We would be a perfect couple!

Bella hissed, then pulled out her iPhone. She entered a number, than held the phone up to her ear. After a few rings, someone picked up.

"Hello?" I thought I recognized the voice, but I wasn't sure.

"Hi! Are you the one who's going out with Tanya Denali?"

Oh, no! Jack! I lunged at Bella to try and get her phone so I could hang up, but someone grabbed my from behind. I looked up and saw Emmett.

"Let me go!" I screamed, struggling.

He covered my mouth and held me back with one arm. Wow! he was strong!

"No. I will not allow you to hurt my little sister! Besides, I don't want to interrupt Bells plans," He smiled evilly, and I growled.

Yes, I'm going out with Tanya. Why? Who are you? Jack asked.

Bella ignored him. "Well, I just thought you should know, Tanya's cheating on you. She's trying to flirt with my brother, Edward."

With that, she hung up.

Emmett, Rosalie, Alice, Jasper, and Kate started clapping while Irina looked shocked, like me.

This meant war.


I'll do the prank in the next chapter, I just had to put the whole Tanya thing in. Woo hoo! Go Bella!! XD

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