Jade and Jake, through more usage of awesome, probably alchemized hardware, finally found the Emergency Dreambot, in Lithuania and not another planet.
The Emergency Dreambot had been given paintwork, so that she would look more like Jade, and there was now an Aperture Science logo in place of the Betty Crocker logo. But otherwise, the robot almost wanted to say "Look at me! I'm Jade! And totally not a robot!" Both the real Jade and Jake, when they thought of this, had wanted to reuse the robot's parts for something else, but didn't want it that badly to actually search for ways to do it.
They looked at the rest of the room instead. There were many books written in Lithuanian, a tablet, a computer with a wide screen decorated like a fenestrated wall, an electronic instrument, a triangular window and other minor stuff, list of which would be too long for a fanfic.
Jake pulled the Emergency Dreambot and the office chair away so he could examine the computer. Jade examined the instrument, turned it on and played some notes.
However, they didn't get to be immersed in their preoccupations for long as Sollux and Feferi burst into the room, Feferi holding her double trident and Sollux wanting to back away from her.
"What the- Jade! What the underwater castle are you doing here!" Feferi exclaimed as she noticed Jade.
"So you aren't really a metal cube?" Jade also wondered, as she didn't know the precise state of the fish girl until now.
But then, Jake opened up a revelation. "Check it out! A delirious document full of misuses of Homestuck references!" It was a fanfic that was never published... well, to be more correct, it was a fanfic that chose by itself whether it wanted to be published or not, named Alternian Trolltal 2: The Sburbanest Jungle of All Time.
All four started looking at the scene as Jake turned on a piece of text-to-speech software, and it began reading.
So with the inevitable sunset of Portal 2: The Stupidest Sequel of All Time, I decided I might pull this off to continue the success-
"Oops the author meant," delivered Jake in a clearly mocking fashion and flipped the switch of stupidity back on.
stupidity of it.
Cast:
Chell Johnson - Aradia Megido (apocalypseArisen)
Wheatley - Tavros Nitram (adiosToreador)
Cave-I - Sollux Captor-
Jake had to stop the software again for Sollux to respond.
"How the hell does he know about me?"
"Guess for yourself." Jake started it again.
(twinArmageddons)
Steven Brown - Karkat Vantas (carcinoGeneticist)
irenicPie - Nepeta Leijon (arsenicCatnip)
0ver5e3r - Kanaya Maryam (grimAuxiliatrix)
Skepkitty - Terezi Pyrope (gallowsCalibrator)
GLaDOS - Vriska Serket (arachnidsGrip)
Insane Guy of Doom - Equius Zahhak (centaursTesticle)
WinstonSmith - Gamzee Makara (terminallyCapricious)
Doug Rattmann - Eridan Ampora (caligulasAquarium)
Companion Cube - Feferi Peixes (cuttlefishCuller)
"Looks like you are a metal cube," Jade thought while glaring at Feferi.
And last but not least,
The Emergency Dreambot suddenly turned on, blasting herself towards Jake and him towards the screen, accidentally turning it off with no one having any idea how to turn it on. Not being able to turn off the speech synthesis, Jake instead turned off the speakers.
"Jane Crocker, reporting for duty!" The Dreambot said in a clearly robotic accent, one that was made robotic on purpose.
"Jane Crocker? What does the N stand for?" Jade glared at the robot weirdly.
The glowing red eyes, as big as the glasses Jade had, turned on a different color, more closely to what Jane used when typing.
"Since when do letters in names have to stand for something?" Jane transmitted from back in Maple Valley, in what was clearly her voice, and not the robotic voice that the previous message was subject of.
Everyone else gave Jade a look that meant "you're stupid". Sollux even wanted to be truly bipolar on the matter: "Are you supposed to be stupid?"
"This technology is stupid?" Jane looked at herself, or at least the robot chassis, deciding it was a bad idea to hack the robot.
But then the Emergency Dreambot was able to move around freely, without any signs of stupidity. "No, of course it's not stupid, it's advanced!" Jane's ridiculous shouting voice made it into everyone else's ears, and just for this moment, Jade, Jake, Sollux and Feferi preferred to be deaf.
However, Jane could stop, and everyone else quit their thoughts as well. There was a moment of awkward silence, and then Feferi spoke up.
"Okay, no time for insanities. How about we five friendly go out to the rest of the city?" She suggested and everyone else accepted. Jake took one of the coats that the Lithuanian guy had and dressed the Emergency Dreambot with it, so there wouldn't be two clones of Jade running around, and everyone left the room and then the house under the pyramid structure, so that they could meet up with everyone else.
Author's idiotisms: In retrospective, "the inevitable sunset of Portal 2: The Stupidest Sequel of All Time" sounds much more ridiculous now, as there is now a fanfic, The Inevitable Sunset, which is a part of the Portal 2: The Stupidest Sequel of All Time story arc.
