Hi there! I'm SOOO sorry for not updating for awhile...I haven't gotten any ideas for it. :\ Well, I also want to mention that this is a short chapter. :\ Sorry guys.

But anyway. Happy New years! X3 Goodbye, 2010!


Dog Gone Days

Chapter 11: More Troubles

"Roxas, Xion...what you two just did...is really, really bad." Axel stepped forward.

"...Why? It felt nice..." Roxas questioned. Larxene laughed at that, most likely laughing at how stupid he was.

"Uh, dude...you are getting her pregnant. Right now, your little swimmers are making their way to their destination! She's going to have KIDS!" Axel barked. Xion's eyes widened.

"Swimmers? What do you mean by-"

"OH MY GOD, ROXAS! LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE DONE NOW!" Xion interrupted him and started beating at him with her paws.

"Ouch! You wanted it! You TOLD ME TOO!" Roxas started whimpering and ran over to the corner, his tail between his legs.

"I didn't really know what it meant! I'M SO GUILTY!" Xion whined and cried, not knowing what to do.

"Great, Axel, look what you did! They're quivering in fear!" Larxene growled. Axel sighed.

"Well, what else did you want me to do? Let this continue and have Xion find out the hard way?"

"Vexen comes back BEFORE 9 weeks ends! He's going to be SO pissed at you for letting it happen!"

"Well maybe Roxas should have been the proper man in this situation and kept his member out of small tight holes!" Axel shouted. Larxene laughed wildly suddenly.

"You act like I'm kidding!" Axel looked at her.

"Haha...but really, Axel. They're going to be freaking out for 9 weeks, plus a pissy Vexen. What are we going to do?" Larxene questioned. Suddenly, the door opened.

"Saix said I have to give you guys baths..." Demyx's voice interrupted. He looked down at them. "...TWO MORE?"

Larxene and Axel backed up, leaving the quivering Roxas and Xion up in the front line.

"But which ones?" Demyx asked. Without warning, Larxene pointed her snout towards Xion. Demyx reached down and picked Xion up, the best he could anyway. Xion started to squirm, yelping.

"Hey! Let her go!" Roxas barked. Demyx could only hear senseless barking, so he made no note of it and walked out of the room…slightly waddling from holding a dog in his arms. Roxas quickly followed, not wanting to lose her. Axel and Larxene stepped forward to grab his tail, but he was quickly out of reach.

"How come I can smell the stench of 'bad idea'?" Larxene asked. Axel shook his head slightly.

"I wish I knew. But…you're right. I do sense something bad…"

"Well…should we go watch? Like, to make sure nothing happens?" Larxene questioned.

"Oh, so Larxene-the-nasty is caring now?" Axel laughed. Larxene growled.

"I'm just saying-"

"Okay, okay, let's go." Axel ran out of the room, Larxene soon following. They ran down the hall to the bathroom, where the door was slightly open with the light on. Demyx was struggling to put Xion in the tub, and Roxas was biting at his boots.

"You know what? Forget it!" Demyx stood up quickly, summoning his sitar before strumming it, "Dance water, dance!"

Soon, Demyx's water minions appeared and held Xion in place. They kept Roxas away, and Demyx quickly got to work on cleaning Xion. Roxas growled and licked at the watery minions, but it did nothing. Xion whined and cried as Demyx used some shampoo on her and started scrubbing, groaning to himself.

"I can't believe Saix wants me to give these dogs baths…" Demyx mumbled. Roxas growled angrily and started twisting against the minion.

"Roxas!" Xion barked. Roxas looked at her.

"Xion! I'm trying to get free…!"

"Stop barking, please!" Demyx shouted. "I just want to get this done…"

"This is so violating!" Xion whimpered. Once Demyx finished rubbing shampoo all over her, he pulled down the shower head and started to wash it off.

"Why couldn't he just use his water powers…?" Xion asked to herself, noticing the slight flaw. Demyx washed off the last bit of shampoo before putting the shower head back. He grabbed a towel and let Xion jump out, but he quickly grabbed her and started to dry her off. Xion relaxed to the massaging hands, and didn't even notice when he finished.

"There. Now Roxas' turn…"