Teenage Adventures of Megamind Notice : I have noticed that allot of people have been skipping 4 - 7 going to the recent chapter. This Fanfic is like a book if you skip a chapter you will be Very Very Very confused because I don't say the same thing twice. I would like to make a request to all those readers out their that before you move on to the recent chapter. please read the past chapters too It kinda piss me off when people skip chapters.

The Teenage Adventures of Megamind Chapter 11: Meet the Parents

Clarice and Wayne had been going out for a while now,But they had to keep it a secret from the public because people still think he is going out with Roxanne. No body exept his firends know that he has a crush on his sidekick no one except her parents and let's just say they hated very of his being fibber being. They tried to kill him serval times and on the 5 attempt they found out that he was Metroman. It was not that hard to figure considering he doesn't wear a mask. But on the other hand they weren't really looking at him to begin to with. Her parents were super rich they were so rich that they made Wayne look poor . But that is not what bothered Wayne the thing that bothered him was the fact they had a large empire and a nice place and they had abandoned it to move to Metro City with their 4 children.

As Clarice and Wayne entered the Mcclain house he was greeted by the face of Clarice's mom who glared at him and Wayne looked at her with a award look on his face .

"Oh its that Metro- Dosh again do you want me to kill him I have my crossbow upstairs". Said Clarice's mom

"Mom"! Said Clarice

"She wants freak'n kill me"! said Wayne

"Oh Kill you it wouldnt kill you anway". said Clarice

"Still not cool That not justice". said Wayne

"Oh god not another jutice nut is gonna resight our rights now". said Clarice's Dad

"Okay Random citizen if instisis". said wayne as he smiled Clarice's Dad sweatdropped

25 mintues later

"And those are your rights". Said Wayne dramatically he turned around to find everyone exept his girlfirend asleep she waved shyly and said "You put my parents to sleep and if going I would've too". said Clarice

Wayne Sweatdropped and then crused to himself "Oh Crabnuggets I did it again why do I always have to a". -

"Justice nut". said Clarice's Dad

"Thanks". said Wayne

"No" problem".

"Hey wayne". said Clarice's Dad

"Yeah". said Wayne

"Have you ever heard of the circle of trust". said Clarice's Dad

"Ummmm No". said Wayne

"Well lets just say here is the circle of turst and here is you". said Clarice's Dad

"Thanks sir". said Wayne

"By the way why were snuggling with your Ex wife ". said Wayne

"Because I was cold". Said Clarice's Dad

"So you could have gone and gotten a jacket what is going on here". said Wayne

"Yeah I thought you guys were divorced". said Clarice

"We are". they both said

"Then Why were you snuggling together". said Wayne

"Okay we divored when Clarice was 10 and then got back together when Clarice was 16". said Clarice's mom

"What". said Wayne and Clarice

"Why didnt you tell me". said Clarice angerly has she punched the wall lefting various holes in the wall.

wayne Sweatdropped Damn he thought

When they finally set up Dinner and sat down and ate their was tension rising with every passing second the food was great but nobody said anything about it infact nobody said anything at all Wayne get kept cutting his food on his plate to aviod the glares of Clarice's parents and Clarice glaring back at them for glaring at him. I hope Megamind is better then doing better than Iam

"So what is it like saving people everyday and dealing with that freak and that whore". said Clarice'S mom

"Mom Those people you are talking about are my firends". said Clarice

"Yeah well watch who you hang out with because that Megamind is trouble you stay from him".

"What talking about would not hurt a fly infact we are pretty tight in the firendship of Jutice". said Wayne

Oh bother said Clarice's Dad his eyes " Firendship Jutice are you Gay son Because nobody will care if you let your self out of the closet" said Clarice's Dad

"Iam not Gay". said Wayne

"He is not Gay". Said Clarice they both stared at each other and blushed.

"Awww My Daughter is in love with a gay guy I guess that means you guys are not gonna have sex". said Clarice's Dad

"Shut Up". said Clarice and Wayne in union

"Steve". said Clarice's Mom smacking over the head

"Hey what did I do". said Clarice's Dad

"You should not call him gay he could kick both are ass". said Clarice's Mom

"Says the person who tryed to kill him". said Clarice's Dad

"This is Why I want jutice". said Wayne grabbing Clarice hand and they stormed out of the house.

"Nice going genius". said Clarice's Mom

"I Do My best". said Clarice's Dad

Meanwhile With Megamind

For someone reason I feel like want to Kill wayne ...Thought Megamind as he climed up the wall into Roxanne's bedroom and has he did he tripped on a pille of Books well had least I know that she studyies now that Iam gone...but OWWW he thought bitterly Suddenly he just went he was going to step out of the door a alarm sounded and then he inspected the noise more closely and said Aww shit she has montion senors

"Hey Megamind". said Voice

Megamind was about to walk over to find the sorce of the voice but he tripped on a Karkake mic and fell on said person and lets just say she was not very happy. "Megamind get off me". said Roxanne

"Sorry". said Megamind Roxanne's eyes softed he never apoloized for anything but that did not mean she was going to let him off easy.

"Now that I compelety humiated my self Miss Ritchi I have come to kidnap you so better come quitely"!he said over dramicly

"What are talking Megamind considering how many times a day you trip or get your Ass kicked Iam suprised you havent given up yet what is kidnap atempt 4000". said Roxane

"No I dont get My Ass Kissed". said Megamind

"Its Kicked". Said Roxanne

"What ever and it is Kidnap attempt 40". Said Megamind

"What ever Megamind Iam going". said Roxanne

"No not this time Megamind she has a test tomorrow". said Roxanne's Dad

"Not my problem". said megamind

"Oh if you dont leave her alone I will fucking kick ass". said Roxanne's Dad

"Mommy". said Megamind

"You dont have a Mommy". said Roxanne

"Shut up". said Megamind

"Honey Megamind is joining us for dinner". Said Roxanne's Dad

"Great just like the old days". said ROxanne's mother

"What old days". said Roxanne confused

"Oh nothing nothing honey eat your salad". said Roxanne's mother

"I Dont want the salad anymore damn it I want to know you mean by that". Said ROxanne

"Ummm Honey help me out here". said Roxanne's Mother

"Dont juge a book by its cover". said Roxanne's father

"You always say that doesnt help me"! said ROxanne

"it helps alot more then you think it does". said Roxannes father

"But I want an actual explanation". said Roxanne

"Young lady if you keep on demanding answers you will be grouded". said Roxanne's Dad as he gave Megamind a nod and Megamind sighed in relief.

She almost figured it out that beautiful temptress thought Megamind

Dinner was terrible their was only salad sald and guess what more salad Megamind hated it he wanted Donuts or something with sugar this tasted so funny on his tongue.

"Minion Cooks better then this and what are these things"? said Megamind

"They are curtons Megamind". said ROxanne's mom

"Oh Yeah well I dont like them". said Megamind

"too Hard". questioned Roxanne's dad

"Too bitter". said Megamind

"Megamind". said Roxanne

"Yeah". said Megamind

"I hate you". She added

"That's nice". said megamind

"Your a villan". said Roxanne

"Why thank you miss Ritchi". said Megamind

"I hate spikies". said Roxanne

"Always glad to hear you opion". said Megamind

"I hate blue". said Roxanne

"That is good your better when your happy". Said Megamind

"I don't like your firend". said Roxanne

Megamind shot up said "Are you on your period"?

"WHat no". said Roxanne

"She totally is". said Roxannne's Mom

"Mom!". Said Roxanne

"Why are treating Megamind Like crap is it passed your bed time". Said Roxanne's Dad

"Dad !". Said Roxanne

Megamind laughed

"Shut up". said Roxanne

Scary thought Megamind

"Roxanne Ababell Ritchi go to your room your grounded". said Megamind

"Hey thats my job". Roxanne's Dad

"Well get in line". said Megamind

"What why". said Roxanne

"For being mean to me you have to hang with me for two weeks". said Megamind

"Okay". said Roxanne outwardly Nooo! She thought

"And we will on many dates of evil and you have to give a kiss of evil too ". said Megamind

"What! Nooo My future as reporter is over how will anyone look at me in the eye again". said Roxanne

"Ouch Miss Ritchi that is harsh". Said Megamind

"Remember what I always tell you". said Roxanne's Dad

"Never juge a book by its cover". Roxanne mocked With him

"Hahha very funny Young lady for being mean to Megamind you get two full weeks with the Citys super villan". said Roxanne's Dad

"No hes a villan a Villan". said Roxanne

"Yes we are aware of that Roxanne and if you get up with this you have to spend a month with him".

"Oh god no". Said Roxanne

"Iam I really that Bad"? said Megamind

"Its settled then 7 month of Datting Megamind ". Said Roxanne's Dad

"What but what happend to one month"!.

"It changed when you said Oh god no to spending time with Megamind he is a sweet boy and you hurt his feelings". said Roxanne's Dad

"Hes villan he doesnt have feelings". said Roxanne

"your get making it harder for youself 10 months". said Roxanne's Dad

"My life comming to end". said She said

Not that's just mean ". said Megamind

"Has the jury reached the Verict". said Roxnnne's Dad

"Gulity". said Sanne

"You called her shes a Villan too". said Roxanne

"Okay going down to attire now you have to wear Dresses around". Megamind

"No". ! said Roxanne

"ANd instead of a one peice you have to wear a bini around him at the beach". Said Roxanne's Dad

"Okay". said Roxanne

"No ".said Megamind weakly "its terrible really what is wrong with me Iam a terrible person". said megamind

In his mind

YEssss runs around and huggs minion yes Fake Minion Sweatdropps

Megamind stares off into space with a weird expression on his face.

"what a pig". said Roxanne

"So how is it going on end". said Roxanne's dad

Meanwhile at the Sewarts house

"Hand me the chicken you bitch sorry". said Hal's Dad Hals Dad had terets it is a rare condition that makes people insult people out of no where and so Far he insulted Sanne in every sentance during the dinner she hopes she can last at least he did not find her word yet.

"Here you go Mr Sewart". said Sanne

"Thank you Whore Sorry". said he said as he put some on his plate and said "Honey your cooking tastes like crap sorry".

"Sorry my terests acted up again". Said Hals father

"Ummm Hal your family is intersing". said Sanne

"Yeah I know they drove away my last girlfirend". said Hal

"Hey did you see the game last night it sucked Balls". said Hals mom Hals mom had something else she had Mulitple personallys; this one is a drumbass if stupidity were a sport he would win.

"Who is that". said Sanne

"oh its willam". said Hal

"Mom shut up ".said Hal

"You shut or I will go on harvest moon accont". said Willam

"Okay just dont kill my pigeon". Said Hal

"I think you mean Chicken". said Sanne

"Whatever". said Hal

"Cunt Sorry ".said Hals father

"Dont you know my real name ".said Sanne

"Sanne the Whore Sorry". said Hals father

"Hal he almost he almost found my word". said sanne

"Dont worry I will take care of this". said Hal

"Fuck you son". said Hals Father

"Fuck you too".

"Rapist Sorry". said Hals father every in the room stares at him Sanne clenched on her fork getting him a hint of Killer instict

"What You fucking bitch sorry". said Hals father

"Come on honey stop". said another one of Hals mother personalitys this Hilda and she was so much like Sanne scary,

Sanne looked at Hals mothers new apparence and was shocked and thought Mom... but kept it to her self.

"You dont have mulitple personalty disorder do you that is magical energy comming did this to yourself your my race". said Sanne

Hals mom waved around around her body and she turned into a blue headed woman with lean musle and green hair with Red eyes.

"Whoa Mom". said Hal

"Hi sweet heart". said Hals mom she wore dark blue clothing with black pants.

"Does that mean Dad doesnt have terests". said Hal

"He does". said Hal's Mom

"Freak Sorry". said Hal's Mom

"Wow doesnt he ever stop said Sanne

"He forgot to take his meds to day". said Hals mom

"Prositute". ! he shouted suddenly everyone in the world stopped what they were doing Hals father had a super sonic voice as a superpower so everyone could hear could it,

In space

"and we landing on- Prositute". The arstronut lookes around and says "that was weird".

Back to the Sewart house

"Dad". Said Hal

"SOrry". said Hals Dad

"Thats it your dead". said Sanne Suddenly one of the neighbors played the song down with the sickness by disturbed Sanne and Hals family looked at him he said "Just trying to set the mood".

Then she grabbed Hals Dad and beat the hell out of him.

"Rahhhha". Said Demonic

"lemunitate Sanne". she said suddenly her disguse reversed showing what really she looked like and Hal was shocked and thought SHe's one of Megaminds race

and suddenly she punched the ground and gaint hole apparend in the floor before Hals Dad could in SHe grabbed him and threw him at the wall and then punched the hell out of him until he was bleeding everywhere.

"Fuck yeah that felt good". said Sanne as she spat on his face come on "Hal lets go my place". said Sanne

Okay he with fear he Scary before now he scared for his life Note to self do not call Sanne a prosuite got it.

"What did you call me". she said Demonicly

"UmmmU -Ummmmm". said Hal

"Why wouldnt you anwser me".

"Ummmm Ummmm Help mmmm". said Hal

"Umm Beauiful". said Hal

"Thats what I thought". said Sanne

"Phew". said Hal

Meanwhile with megamind and Wayne

"Dude you stuck gold she might get her memory back I know your starting to it must hurt you knowing what were before ".said Wayne

"It is painful when she says she does not want to be with me but is she supposed to do .I have been a villan for 4 months now that just 4 months ago she was arms it kills me". said Megamind

Award slince ...

"Who wants curios". said Minion

Award slience Still ...

"Who wants donuts".

..."Okay tough coward". Said Minion

"Who wants Roxanne".

Megamind raises his hand

"Who thinks their girlfriend's parents hates him".

Wayne raises his hand

"Who wants a Irish princess". wayne Raises hand again

"Who wants hug". Megamind raises his hand

"Who is tryied of Raising Hands". both them raise their hands

"Okay"...Said Minion

the girls Brust throught the and Roxanne said "What a day I mean 10 months of Datting Megamind". Said Roxanne "Hals dad got what he deserved look I got teeth she holding up three teeth. Eww Sanne dont show me that Where the guys". Said Roxanne

Meanwhile Guys wanted to aviod the girls so they hung on the scealing Watching them upside down "We are just like Ninjas". said Hal

"Keep quiet". said Megamind putting a banna in mouth

"God Minion your heavy". said Megamind holding on Minion Give that its my turn your tired said Wayne

"Guys I dont mean to seem rude but Iam not a pet". said Minion

"Shut up". they both said

Meanwhile under the scealing

"Did you hear that". said Sanne

"No you have a better sense of hearing then I do". said Roxanne

"Its comming from the Scealing". said Clarice

"Why is their blood on the floor". said Sanne

"Well earlyier Megamind came in My room and he was bloody and bruised like gotten in a fight but when I asked him about he said Metroman would not be that tough on him it was someone else". said Roxanne

"Oh god is he okay". said sanne

"He will live". said Roxanne

"You should not be Mean to Megamind". said Sanne

Meanwhile with

"This Very interesting what turn out I mean Sanne stand up for me over Roxanne would guessed it". said Megamind

"Shut up Dude". said Wayne

"You would act the same way if someone was talking about you". said Megamind

"I have no anwer to that". Said Wayne

Meanwhile

"You've Changed what happend to you Sanne your nicer". said Roxanne

"Well here is what Happened".Said Sanne

Flashback exactly 4 months ago a day after her defeat

"Damn". she said Punching a wall "Damn it". Punching the wall again said Sanne

"Prisoner 445 you have a vistor". said the guard

"would want to vist me I just tired destory the city anyone who goes near me is a dead man". said Sanne danerously

"oh cut it out Megamind sent you a present". said The Waren

"What is it". said Sanne

"Here he said it might claim you down wasnt quite sure it would but here". said the Warren

Suddenly Sanne's softed it was picture of Megamind Roxanne and herself during their gifted school days Roxanne was smiling and Megamind was holding Minion shyly looking at the Camera their was a card from Megamind that stated,

I havent forgotten about our firendship but if you harm your sister all your doing is hurting self think before act and do what is right for a change.

Sanne laughed at the card and through it way and said "Pretty deep for someone who wants to be a villan I dont need anybody I don't care anymore he should know that". thought Sanne starting at Trash can and walked away.

"So who is it". Said Sanne

"Hal Sewart Sanne". said the gaurd

"Sanne huh what happened to number 445".said Sanne

"Don't get used to it". said the guard

Touchie thought Sanne grimly as she walked over to the Visting room here Hal was sitting down eatting Chips waiting for her to come out.

She sat down and picked up the phone said Said "What do you want"? through the sound proof wall.

"I want to talk to you I know you cant be as bad as people think besides I know what it feels like to be hated for no reason". said Hal

"Your so native Hal you see the good in people even when it is not there". said Sanne

"Maybe Iam native Maybe Iam not I don't know but Iam going to find out right now". said Hal

Sanne Scofted and said "So what if I am what could you possibly do to prove to them Iam good underneath it all".

"By showing you what people have negected to teach you Right and wrong". said Hal

"I don't need to know what is right and what is wrong because I don't care anymore besides my sister made it perfectly clear she hates my guts". said Sanne

"Well if she kissed your crush and destroyed the city what would you do". said Hal

"Good Point". said Sanne But I dont think my sister would ever kiss you Hal... thought Sanne

So Hal let the Warren know what he was planning and he nodded and said "Okay but she is still a convict so she needs to come right back here when you are done".

"Thank you sir". said Hal

So from then on Hal and Sanne hung out every day and when ever Sanne was caught stealing something or doing something wrong Hal would let her know.

One time they were at a Seven Eleven and Sanne saw a pack of Chips She was about to steal it when Hal caught her and said "What are you doing".

"Iam hungry". said Sanne

"You have to pay for that". said Hal

"You have to pay"! she said natively

"Yes". said Hal

"Whoa nice Jacket". said Sanne as Went up to The girl and tryied to punch her so that she could steal the jacket but Hal jumped in front of the Girl and Said,

"No Sanne if you want a jacket you do not steal it you ask her if she would like to give it to you or get one at the store". said Hal

"Store"? Sanne said Questionly Sanne really did not know she was living off the streets since her parents payed more attenito n to Roxanne so she had no idea what a store was she herd of it.

"Your a girl and you dont know what a store is"! said Hal

"I demand a job". said Sanne

Suddenly Hal popped up out of no where said "No Sanne you are trying to get a job not steal someones wallet you have to ask nicely".

"Where did you come from". said Sanne

"it doesnt matter what you did was not right". said Hal

Sanne looked down with gulit

So they went through that rountinue everday until evenually she got used to being around people and actually acted civil around him instead of trying to blow his head off which hal liked because Sanne could be scary

end of Flashback

"Wow". said Roxanne who knew Hal could be a gentaleman he is still a creep though

"Listen Sister Iam not going going to tell you what the right thing to do is but I suggest you take Dads advice". said Sanne

"Never juge a book by its cover". Roxanne said bitterly

"I know it is hard not juge Megamind because of what he has done but try to look beyond it ". Said Sanne

"I will". said Roxanne

"Boys come down I know you were listening to us". said Sanne

Megamind Wayne Minion and Hal dropped down from the celling and looked at Sanne with Gulit.

"Hey". said Megamind Shyliy as he stared at Roxanne

"Hey Roxanne Repiled back as she stared at her shoes as she blushed and looked into his eyes and said,

"Iam sorry for all those mean things I said to you". said Roxanne

"Don't worry I compeltetly forgot about it". said Megamind

"Look". they both said and then blushed and looked away Megamind said "You go first".

"I think we should give it a shot". said Roxanne

"What but I was just kidding about that I even told your dad you did not deserve it". said megamind

"I dont care I want to try to make it work". said Roxanne

"Okay its your choice". said Megamind inwardly YEs !

Wayne smiled and thought Way to go little buddy...

Meanwhile with Benard

Benard was in a casnio with His new girlfirend Irene and ironicly Clarice's Sister they had spontaneously met in book store at the Science Section Benard was in a state of Bewilerdment when he discovered a girl who is almost as smart as he is and pretty too her eyes were a deep sky blue and her hair was a dark green that contracted well with her first when they met he was compeltely Rude to Irene insulting the way she dressed and made fun of her green hair but then Irene punced him into the wall that was the day he discovered how strong she was from then on Benard did not even try to mess with her.

"Yeah". said Benard dead excitement and Irene as Benard won yet again Benard was a card shark and every since he turned 18 he took every oppurinty he had to relax and win some cash.

"You did it again". said Irene

"Well what Can I say Iam just that good". said Bernard

Irene giggled and said "I don't think being cocky fits you".

"I don't think so either". said Benard

"You know what we need to work on your people skills". said Irene

'No thanks". said Bernard

"You said you want to be a Museum Curator a Museum Curator has to interact with whole bunch of people you can't just walk up to them and say your hair looks stupid but I guess nothing can change that would you like a tour". said Irene

Benard blushed with embarrassment and thought she is right but he did not want to admit that because he hated feeling defeated.

So after Bernard Won a couple more times they retired to the hotel room where they were staying Benard was staying in the room arcoss Irene's because he did not want her feel uncomfortable by having to sleep in the same bed with him considering their was only one in the room.

As soon as Benard closed the door however he found a strange man in his mid thirtys with long scars arcoss his eyes and a unreadable expression he wore black armmor with the letter D on it . Benard looked a him for second more before saying

Who are you and what are doing in my room said Benard I think the bigger question is how did you get in with out the key he thought

"Hello Bernard". Said the man

"Who are you and how do you know my name". said Bernard

"Iam Dark Matter". Said Dark Matter

DUH DUH DUH!

end of Chapter 11