A/N: This was in the middle of chapter 10 previously, but felt out of place. Still wanted to keep it, so here's an extra.
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Slade sighed. He was feeling pressure from the media, and Jagger was nowhere to comfort him like he usually did. The financial adviser was too busy dealing with a crisis with one of the businesses. He figured that maybe he should go get a massage to ease his stiff body, and then drink some alcohol.
"Slade?" Chazz was shyly peeking at him from the doorway of his office. LAD-Dragon informed the little interboy of Slade's stressed mood, and that Jagger wasn't around to help him. "Jagger's busy?"
Slade sighed, "Yeah."
"Okay!" Chazz turned away and there was the sound of rustling. Before he knew it, the little six-year-old ran in with a sheet wrapped around him, and got on the leather couch of the room. He began speaking like an old, raspy man, "So the sensible Jagger is nowhere to be found, which means that his evil opposite can come out! Be prepared to face," He removed the sheet to reveal that he was wearing bat wings with orange yarn taped on his face to look like long eyebrows and a mustache. "The JAGGERWOCKY!"
Slade stared at this weird costume and took a moment to make sense of this joke until the Alice in Wonderland reference hit him. He snorted at the cleverness.
"Me no make sense! Me no know numbers, and me no have fancy shmancy girly eyelashes!" Chazz teased the absent man in his weird, old, raspy man's voice. Slade laughed at his performance. He took a video of Chazz continuing to insult their adopted brother, and showed him later. Jagger was insulted, but he couldn't help laughing, too. It really brightened up both their days.
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The Princetons moved to Domino City since Kaiba were there. Joey had to travel through the dimensions to take care of the viruses, but he would come back home every now and then. Yugi would visit Domino from time to time, while Tea was busy with her career as a dancer and choreographer.
Chazz was six, and summer was over, so it was time for him to go to school. He quickly made friends with the other kids, and took down those who picked on others before becoming friends with them, too. Friends was what the adults wanted to say, but after attending one parent's day, the reality was that Chazz created a cult with the other kids worshiping him. The parents wanted to complain about this, but after the kids told them of the good things that happened after he took control, the adults agreed to claim that Chazz was merely elected as the president of the classroom.
Chazz was a very effective leader who made newcomers feel welcomed in different ways, led school events, and even controlled Halloween, so that everyone got the right amount of candy, and got the candy they wanted. He was a very fair ruler. Even when he hated carrots with a passion, he allowed carrots to be served with their snacks as long as he could trade with one of his cult members. The teacher accepted this rule since it made teaching class easier.
His brothers suspected that his past incarnations were responsible for this successful reign over the classroom, and they weren't entirely wrong.
"So you see, I've discussed with my follo- I mean classmates of how we could effectively gain more money for our next fund raising event for Christmas. Right now we currently have over five-hundred million dollars after three of them." Chazz tapped a ruler to the simplistic charts he drew with basic details on his sketch book.
It was another parents day and Joey, who was free, was invited by Jagger since Slade couldn't make it and Jagger recognized Joey to be like a godparent for Chazz. The blond, who had lived poor as a child, felt himself go pale at the 'over five hundred million dollars'. What the hell were a bunch of five-to-six-year-olds doing in these events to raise so much!
It was answered when Chazz had the teacher turn on the projector to show pictures of those events. "As you can see, for our first event, we did an auction where we sold the stuff we didn't want. We earned our first two-hundred million that day." Joey found that plausible because it showed the five-to-six-year-olds selling expensive toys, keys to cars that their parents didn't mind selling, and other stuff that children shouldn't be having yet at their age! "Half the money we got went to charity organizations for unfortunate kids in third world countries. For our second event, we did the jail and bail while wearing our cutest outfits, and doing our best pout behind bars. Most adults in this room knows that we sent those photos with the the amount of money we wanted to everyone we knew. Everyone who loved us paid for everything with interest."
"Isn't that extorting money out of de people you love?! Wait, is that why Seto wrote a big check to this school a second time?!" Joey saw a picture of Chazz dressed in a blue-eyes-white-dragon onesie and pulling off his perfected puppy face. "This bastard."
"We also paid a small amount to show it to the public, and over a million worldwide chipped in a penny or a full buck to us. Of course, half of that money went to charities for unfortunate children and animals, but that still left us a lot of money."
"You're only six years old! SIX YEARS OLD! Why the hell are you some successful corporate boss fused with Jesus! Is your past incarnations behind this?!"
"Then for our third event, we did a haunted house."
Joey remembered that one. He thought a haunted house made by a bunch of five-to-six year olds wouldn't freak him out, but then he didn't expect them to all be dressed as creepy monsters popping out of nowhere! Seto and Noe still laughed at him behind their hands.
"We earned the less money for that, but it was the most fun. Half of it went to buying costumes and bags that poor children requested for in our site at their schools. Thanks to all the money we gave away, we were able to help children and animals around the world." Chazz demonstrated the smiling pictures of kids, animals, and their caregivers with the messages of thanks.
It was true that what they did helped a lot of people, that they reached headlines in the media. However, Chazz kept away from being mentioned, and instead gave the credit to the adults. Chazz told his brothers that Jaswinder wanted him to remain humble. Chazz didn't really understand, but he's happy that some of the kids were able to buy their own duel decks because of him and his friends. The more duelists meant the more competition!
"Now for the fourth event! In our last kindergarten meeting, I said that," He turned the page of his sketch book to reveal a messy, colorful title with lightning strikes on it. "We'll have a Date Auction Night!"
"What?!" The parents were surprised by such a proposal!
"This is why we are using this parents day to reach out to all the guardians in this room to help us in our next event! We are too young to go on a date alone, so you will have to act as our third wheel on our date!"
"Third wheel..." The guardians of these children looked at each other. Some were for it, some didn't care, while others felt uncomfortable with having their kids go on their first date for money.
Joey had to ask, "Uhm, Chazz-"
"That's The Chazz to you!" He snapped. His cult members glared at the blond for his rude mistake. "What is it that you have to say that you must interrupt our meeting?!"
"Just a quick question. What are you saving this money for?" He could feel an animated sweat drop behind his head from the glares that were getting more intense but adorable.
Chazz announced, "That's obvious! We're going to built a duel arena in this school!"
"A duel arena?!" All the parents were surprised.
"That's right! This place has a gym and field fitted for every sport but not for dueling because schools don't recognize dueling as a sport, and that's moronic!"
"Yeah moronic!" One of the kids agreed.
"Moroonic! Mornic! " The others chanted without saying it properly.
Chazz went on to declare, "The principal of this school ignored our need for a duel arena, so we're going to use this money to buy what we need to take him down and take over the school ourselves! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
The kids laughed with their leader. "HAHAHAHAHA!"
"And what exactly are those needs?" Jagger inquired.
Chazz answered, "Nuh uh. We cannot spoil our plan!"
"I'll take your deck away." He threatened bluntly.
Chazz gasped, horrified by his older adopted brother's abuse of power! He pouted, and shuffled his feet while thinking it through, and then jumped back up and took his sketch book from the easel, flipped a few pages before revealing the plan.
"Alright! Prepare your eyes for the Kindergarten Ultimate, Super Duper plan made by me and my loyal follo-I mean classmates!"
"Yaaaay!" His cult members clapped and cheered.
When they quiet down, Chazz began explaining, "So you see, we planned out our strategy like duel monsters! And everyone knows that the media is the most powerful duel monster of them all! Our money is the magic card that will enhance our own abilities in order to destroy the principal and crush his spell card of school authority! Our ability is to multiply how many duelists are in the school! Everyone in this class has a deck! Show'em!"
They each took out their own deck!
"Secretly, we've been buying and mailing decks to the students in this school and other schools nearby when they sign up to our website. If they log in as a student, then only they will be given the option to join an online duel with different types of decks to choose from, and even if they win or lose, the type of deck that they liked using the most will be given to them for free! Right now, we have about eighty to ninety percent of students from this school and other schools into dueling! We planned on taking action against the principal after Christmas because we will use the money and support we raised to buy even more decks and duel discs for kids who can't afford them for Christmas to get more of them on our side!"
"So let me get this straight. You spent your money for charity, so you could gain sympathy by the majority of viewers even if they don't care for dueling? Not actually because you wanted to help the unfortunate." Jagger found that clever.
Chazz blushed at being caught doing a naughty thing, but he defended himself!
"This class's goal was to create a world where people can duel to their heart's content because dueling isn't just a card game! It's a test of someone's will and the cards themselves are our greatest allies!" His Light and Darkness Dragon roared in the background but no one except Joey saw him.
One of the students said, "I don't really want to duel, but I love my cards. They make me feel less lonely when mom and dad are too busy for me."
Another said, "I used to be really quiet in class because I didn't know what to talk about, and I felt really lonely. But thanks to duel monsters, it was easy to talk to everyone. There's endless stuff to talk about!"
Another said, "Whenever I'm picked on, just looking at my cards gives me strength. Is that weird?"
"No it isn't!" Chazz declared. "Just like how athletes feel comfort by holding a ball and letting it touch a net or bounce around it, dueling is just as competitive, intense, and an outlet for tough times!" He threw up his finger to the air. "Children around the world deserves a duel arena in their own school, so they can duel with awesome holograms, so they can watch the duel monsters they love fight to the best of their abilities! The very duel monsters that help us get through this thing we call life! Am I right or am I right?!"
"Right!" The kids agreed, even if some of them were lost with what he said. The passion was just too infectious!
"We're going to break the chains of school's neglect to recognize our love for dueling, and get our duel arena!"
"YEAAAAAH! CHAZZ IT UP! CHAZZ IT UP! CHAZZ IT UP!" The kids chanted with their fists thrown repeatedly in the air.
Some of the adults cried by the speech, and began chanting with them, "CHAZZ IT UP! CHAZZ IT UP! CHAZZ IT UP!"
Jagger was used to this scenario, and was proud of his little brother. Joey was...not sure of how to feel. He was proud, but also overwhelmed by Chazz's ability to get people playing in his favor.
After Christmas, Chazz and other kids got the duel arena he wanted, and he dueled a ton of kids, and had fun while winning and losing.
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A/N: So the next chapter will have the whole Chazz and Seto thing.
