On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
12 willows whomping
11 carpets flying
10 frogs' a-leaping
9 Beaters batting
8 giants dancing
7 mermen swimming
6 Hats a-sorting
5 remembralls
4 sneakoscopes
3 Cauldron Cakes
2 Portkeys
And a Pensieve full of memories
Yeah, because I've read a few of these, we are going to have a present giving advice column (HELL YEAH!) it just seemed like something to do ;)
Marauders,
What do you think I should get Severus for Christmas? I'm not so good at choosing presents for people, and I want it to be perfect.
Lily
Well my dearest darling Lily flower, my first idea was to buy him some tissues so he could wipe his nose (embroidered with the word 'snivellus' of course) but then Mr Moony told me this was rather cruel. So after further consideration I have decided that you should most definitely buy him some head and shoulders shampoo, its only kind.
Mr Prongs
Lily,
Whilst I agree with Mr Prongs, I personally think that the best idea would be to buy him some Cornish pixies, delightful little sociable creatures. Failing that, I'd go for a mirror, as he's clearly yet to look in one.
Mr Padfoot
Lily,
Ignore the idiotic suggestions of Mr Padoot and Prongs, sweets are generally a good bet, as well as some joke items (providing he does not use them on Mr Padfoot and Prongs, initiating a prank war)
Mr Moony
Lily,
Sweets. Always go for sweets. Failing that, more sweets.
Mr Wormtail
Lily,
Cheese.
Mouse
Fellow Marauders,
What should I get mouse for Christmas? I've never bought a mouse a present so I'm not really sure what to get. Help?
Mr Padfoot
Mr Padfoot,
I would be disturbed if you had bought a mouse a Christmas present before. Personally think a miniature quidditch kit complete with working broom would be awesome, but apparently Hogwarts has something called 'health and safety'.Cheese is probably a good bet, but there is lots of types...yellow ones with holes in.(thats what you generally see them eating, in any case)
Mr Prongs
Mr Padfoot
I think a new home e.g. not a hush puppy flip flop would be a good idea, personally, and cheese also sounds like a good idea. The idea of Mouse flying around on a miniature broomstick in a miniature Gryffindor quidditch kit is growing on me though.
Mr Moony
Mr Padfoot
Does Mouse like sweets? I'm thinking yes. What about sweets in the shape of cheese? All I know is, definitely not a mouse trap. Or a pet cat. Tom and Jerry didn't seem to get along too well.
Mr Wormtail.
Mr Padfoot
Pretty Orange please. Thanks.
Mouse.
Marauders,
What should I get Alice for Christmas? I have absolutely no idea what girls like!
Frank.
Frank
And we would know how?
Mr Prongs
Frank
Socks?
Mr Padfoot
Frank
Not socks.
Mr Moony
Frank
Sweets?
Mr Wormtail.
Frank
Personally I am of the opinion that this Alice girl would enjoy some nice chocolates and perhaps some flowers as a romantic gesture. Socks don't really show much thought so what about something personalised such as a picture of her and yourself in a frame with Frank + Alice written on it?
Mouse.
Marauders,
What should I give Minerva this Christmas? I'm afraid I'm a little behind on my Christmas shopping this year.
Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore.
Albus,
Personally I think a quill that marks everyone's work right would be a good start...but then again, a new hat would probably do, but whatever you do, don't get her a sneakoscope. Please.
Mr Prongs
Albus,
A fake wand would be the most amusing gift you could possibly choose, On the other hand, some socks are probably a good choice, can't go wrong there.
Mr Padfoot
Albus
Some interesting books would make an excellent choice of gift, or something to decorate her classroom with.
Mr Moony
Albus
Sherbet Lemons.
Mr Wormtail.
Albus
Cheddar.
Mouse.
Marauders
For Christmas, I'm thinking of asking Molly to marry me, what do you think?
Arthur
Arthur
Your asking her a question? That's her Christmas present? Reeaaalllly? Meh.
Mr Prongs
Arthur
Yeah, it's alright...I heard her say she wants some earrings though, maybe just get her them, otherwise she might be disappointed.
Mr Padfoot
Arthur
I think it's a lovely romantic gesture.
Mr Moony
Arthur
No Sweets? I'll have to go with a meh on this one.
Mr Wormtail
Arthur
. But she did really like those earrings.
Mouse.
Marauders
What should I get Sirius Black for Christmas?
Marlene
Marlene
A tee shirt that says I'm with stupid, and the arrow pointing up. Or a mirror, he loves those. Unfortunately you can't buy him himself. He loves himself, also.
Mr Prongs
Marlene
A flying motorbike? Although that might be a bit out of your price range...sweets and socks. Everyone likes them.
Mr Padfoot
Marlene
Some tape to put over his mouth? A straight jacket? One of the two.
Mr Moony
Marlene
Nothing because he's on the naughty list this year.
Mr Wormtail.
Marlene
Cheese to share with Mouse.
Mouse.
Marauders
What should I get my friend for Christmas? He is also a mouse
Mouse.
Mouse
Cheese -.-
Everyone
Mip :D that was fun at least! I'll do something else in a bit but MERRY CHRISTMAS!
