On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

12 willows whomping

11 carpets flying

10 frogs' a-leaping

9 Beaters batting

8 giants dancing

7 mermen swimming

6 Hats a-sorting

5 remembralls

4 sneakoscopes

3 Cauldron Cakes

2 Portkeys

And a Pensieve full of memories

Yeah, because I've read a few of these, we are going to have a present giving advice column (HELL YEAH!) it just seemed like something to do ;)

Marauders,

What do you think I should get Severus for Christmas? I'm not so good at choosing presents for people, and I want it to be perfect.

Lily

Well my dearest darling Lily flower, my first idea was to buy him some tissues so he could wipe his nose (embroidered with the word 'snivellus' of course) but then Mr Moony told me this was rather cruel. So after further consideration I have decided that you should most definitely buy him some head and shoulders shampoo, its only kind.

Mr Prongs

Lily,

Whilst I agree with Mr Prongs, I personally think that the best idea would be to buy him some Cornish pixies, delightful little sociable creatures. Failing that, I'd go for a mirror, as he's clearly yet to look in one.

Mr Padfoot

Lily,

Ignore the idiotic suggestions of Mr Padoot and Prongs, sweets are generally a good bet, as well as some joke items (providing he does not use them on Mr Padfoot and Prongs, initiating a prank war)

Mr Moony

Lily,

Sweets. Always go for sweets. Failing that, more sweets.

Mr Wormtail

Lily,

Cheese.

Mouse

Fellow Marauders,

What should I get mouse for Christmas? I've never bought a mouse a present so I'm not really sure what to get. Help?

Mr Padfoot

Mr Padfoot,

I would be disturbed if you had bought a mouse a Christmas present before. Personally think a miniature quidditch kit complete with working broom would be awesome, but apparently Hogwarts has something called 'health and safety'.Cheese is probably a good bet, but there is lots of types...yellow ones with holes in.(thats what you generally see them eating, in any case)

Mr Prongs

Mr Padfoot

I think a new home e.g. not a hush puppy flip flop would be a good idea, personally, and cheese also sounds like a good idea. The idea of Mouse flying around on a miniature broomstick in a miniature Gryffindor quidditch kit is growing on me though.

Mr Moony

Mr Padfoot

Does Mouse like sweets? I'm thinking yes. What about sweets in the shape of cheese? All I know is, definitely not a mouse trap. Or a pet cat. Tom and Jerry didn't seem to get along too well.

Mr Wormtail.

Mr Padfoot

Pretty Orange please. Thanks.

Mouse.

Marauders,

What should I get Alice for Christmas? I have absolutely no idea what girls like!

Frank.

Frank

And we would know how?

Mr Prongs

Frank

Socks?

Mr Padfoot

Frank

Not socks.

Mr Moony

Frank

Sweets?

Mr Wormtail.

Frank

Personally I am of the opinion that this Alice girl would enjoy some nice chocolates and perhaps some flowers as a romantic gesture. Socks don't really show much thought so what about something personalised such as a picture of her and yourself in a frame with Frank + Alice written on it?

Mouse.

Marauders,

What should I give Minerva this Christmas? I'm afraid I'm a little behind on my Christmas shopping this year.

Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore.

Albus,

Personally I think a quill that marks everyone's work right would be a good start...but then again, a new hat would probably do, but whatever you do, don't get her a sneakoscope. Please.

Mr Prongs

Albus,

A fake wand would be the most amusing gift you could possibly choose, On the other hand, some socks are probably a good choice, can't go wrong there.

Mr Padfoot

Albus

Some interesting books would make an excellent choice of gift, or something to decorate her classroom with.

Mr Moony

Albus

Sherbet Lemons.

Mr Wormtail.

Albus

Cheddar.

Mouse.

Marauders

For Christmas, I'm thinking of asking Molly to marry me, what do you think?

Arthur

Arthur

Your asking her a question? That's her Christmas present? Reeaaalllly? Meh.

Mr Prongs

Arthur

Yeah, it's alright...I heard her say she wants some earrings though, maybe just get her them, otherwise she might be disappointed.

Mr Padfoot

Arthur

I think it's a lovely romantic gesture.

Mr Moony

Arthur

No Sweets? I'll have to go with a meh on this one.

Mr Wormtail

Arthur

. But she did really like those earrings.

Mouse.

Marauders

What should I get Sirius Black for Christmas?

Marlene

Marlene

A tee shirt that says I'm with stupid, and the arrow pointing up. Or a mirror, he loves those. Unfortunately you can't buy him himself. He loves himself, also.

Mr Prongs

Marlene

A flying motorbike? Although that might be a bit out of your price range...sweets and socks. Everyone likes them.

Mr Padfoot

Marlene

Some tape to put over his mouth? A straight jacket? One of the two.

Mr Moony

Marlene

Nothing because he's on the naughty list this year.

Mr Wormtail.

Marlene

Cheese to share with Mouse.

Mouse.

Marauders

What should I get my friend for Christmas? He is also a mouse

Mouse.

Mouse

Cheese -.-

Everyone

Mip :D that was fun at least! I'll do something else in a bit but MERRY CHRISTMAS!