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A/N:Sorry for delay in the chapter, more thinking.

Ch.10 James is whipped

Mere minutes after surviving, James Potter used a battering ram on the portrait of the Fat lady in Gryffindor tower.

"You know we could've just asked someone the password, right Prongs?" Lily asked over Harry's crying. "And look what you've done, Harry's up!"

"Aw, you're no fun!" James pouted.

"Well, now you're in deep shit, Prongs." Sirius said, barking out a laugh.

"Is that James and Lily Potter I see?" A voice they recognized as Godric Gryffindor's asked.

"Yes, it's us, longtime no see, Godric." Lily said, waving at him.

"I do believe the last time I saw you, I had been buggering Rowena as she ate out Helga."

"Yes, I remember, if you'll excuse us, I owe James a punishment for ramming the portrait open." Lily said, glaring at James, who gulped. "But first, Remus, did you bring it?"

"Yep, it's right here!" He said, taking a boombox out of his bag, the song "I like to move it" from Madagascar playing, and raised it above his head, nodding along.

Lily busted out the Firewhiskey, passing it along until they were drunk off their asses and she was topless and barefoot, dancing seductively on the table with a whip in her hand.

*CRACK!* She laid it across Jame's bare ass and he howled in pain.

"I REGRET NOTHING!" He shouted.

A/N:Shoutout to ShadowLord1329 for giving me another great idea, thanks!