Author's Notes: I make Light sound so gay it's not even funny. Also I must admit writing for Misa is actually challenging because she's stupid [sorry] and I have to refer to myself in third person. Also! I don't own death note.
23rd April 2004
Light: [Age 18]
Dear Diary,
Tricked creepy weirdo L into letting me join investigation. HAHA! I'm such a genius. I'm going to ruin him for ruining my L fantasies. He made me broadcast video saying I'm real Kira. NO DUH! But happy cuz will get to meet prince charming soon.
I'm so awesome.
Misa: [Age 18]
Dear Diary,
SO HAPPY! Got response from Kira! So he does care about Misa! Spent whole day listing down things Misa would do when Misa meets Kira. Things like give him a foot rub, a massage, shower and stuff…Misa has only one rule; no nudity. But Misa could break that rule for Kira….if he's not hairy. Trying to get rid of that thought. Gotta go diary. Have to make video response for Kira!
This is like youtube on live TV.
L: [Age 24]
Dear Diary,
Got Light to join investigation team after testing him. Very creeped out by how he made same deduction as me. Either he is as smart as me or….NAH! Fancy pants gay boy smart as me? Pfft..impossible. Made him air video pretending to be Kira. In the script he wrote he told second Kira to continue asking me to show my pretty face. Told him to scratch that. Won't show my pretty face to no one anymore.
Fans are so bothersome.
Near: [Age 12]
Dear Diary,
Matt showing off even more with Kira related youtube videos. Got very annoyed. Told Roger Matt is stealing wifi. Watched as he got scolded. Couldn't contain laughter. I'm awesome! Very heartbroken when saw Mello stand up for him afterwards…should've stuck with ruining Mello instead of Matt…if wouldn't have gotten jealous of Matt this wouldn't have happened. Must keep emotions in check…
Emotions are the reason Mello is second afterall.
Mello: [Age 14]
Dear Diary,
I warned him, diary! I told him he'd get into trouble. My poor baby got scolded so badly. Had to stand and watch the whole thing. Held his hand through it. Got pissed and told Roger to fuck off. Got bitch slapped and sent to bed without supper. Kicked Matt later cuz have huge red mark on my otherwise prefect face…silly boy got me into trouble.
Totally worth it.
Matt: [Age 14]
Dear Diary,
Mello is my hero. Roger found out about wifi leeching. Got scolded. Mello held my hand through it. I don't think he realizes I wasn't listening to Roger. Still very cute. Hand brushed against his ass while he was holding it. GOD DAMN TESTOSTERONE! Mello told Roger to fuck off. Probably the point where I started paying attention. My poor baby got slapped! Got sent to bed without supper.
Fapped.
