Ello mates! haha... thought i'd enter like that.... Well... Here's chapter 11... I couldn't get the Chicago song out of my head, and so that's where the inspiration for this chappie came from! =) YAY! anywho.. OMG! wow! Loved all of my reviewers! They were great and they made me feel all successful and happy inside... SO please review! They makes me really happpy and want to write more! =) Disclaimer as always... and here you go! =)
Give Them A Little Razzle Dazzle
I stared down at my feet, walking on the upturned dirt or the forest floor. I had jammed my fists into my jean pockets and the only noises were my sighs, Leah's sighs, and the birds above us. That was what it had been like for almost four minutes.
Leah sighed again.
"Can we just talk or something... This silence is starting to get annoying." I said as I looked up at her. She smiled and looked around us.
"Okay... Where do I start?" She asked.
"I don't know. You were the one who wanted to talk..." I replied back and she chuckled.
"You're a little smart ass... You know that, right?" She asked me.
"Yeah. I've been told many times before." I smiled down at the ground and kicked a small stone. It went flying into the trees
"And that's why I like you." She said to me and I looked at her, " You don't give a shit about what others think of you. And you're tough. Like me. Or... like I want to be." She said.
"Trust me. You don't want to be like me." I said under my breath.
"Did you know, that I can't imprint? Or that other wolves can't imprint on me?" She asked me suddenly. I looked at her thoughtful face.
"Why not?" I asked slowly.
"Who knows... It's not like I can go ask the science nerds of the world and tell me why no other werewolves can imprint on me... That's not really up for debate at the moment." She smiled at me. I nodded and kicked the ground again.
"Sooo.... what? You're upset because you're not as freaky as the rest of us? You really need to prioritize...." I said to her and she laughed.
"It's not so much that... See... Back at La Push, there was this guy... Sam, and he's the alpha of the other pack. We used to date." She began, and I held up my hands.
"Please don't go all breakup-sob-story on me here." I said to her.
"I won't don't worry... But... we were dating, and he said he loved me... And then one day, BOOM! He imprints on my cousin, Emily. And POW! I'm no longer in his future... And that really hurt you know?" She asked me. I shook my head slightly. I had never really had any guy experience... Being a giant wolf wasn't really a commitment factor to some people...
"Well, anyway... Then things sort of got weird. My father died, and I started going through some changes." She said.
"Like a second puberty?" I asked her, she looked at me, surprised.
"No... I didn't... Well... I didn't get me period any more..." She said and looked at the ground. I stopped walking and stared at her in disbelief. I could see her blush even on her tanned skin.
"You think that's a bad thing? God! I'm still bleeding down there every freaking month! If that happened to me I would be jumping off of buildings to see if I was super woman... Or singing Hallelujah to the heavens! Like I said before prioritizing is the key..." I said to her, and she collapsed into laughter. I did as well, and when I looked around us I saw that we were at the edge of the forest and there was a small shore where there was a lake. I walked ahead and went to the shore, jumping up on some of the rocks right in the water.
"So... What happens next? This is a very thrilling tale!" I smirked at Leah who was still on the shore.
"Well... As soon as that happened, I learned I could phase... And then came along the topic of imprinting... And it occurred to me that no more period meant no more chances for me to have a baby. Which means that I'm basically a genetic dead end." She said awkwardly. I was silent and crouched down on my large rock and looked out across the lake.
"I can see where that is a bad thing... I mean.... Who doesn't want to have mutant puppies? But... Look at it this way.... You have a good brother. And you have a pack that will support you, and help you through shitty times. You're tough as hell from what I've guessed... And... well let's not forget that you are a giant wolf that can basically tear anyone to shreds that isn't in your pack... Unless they're vamps... but that's irrelevant right now. Any way... So what if you don't bleed from your... ya know... down there... You're doing just fine from what I can see." I said to her.
She just looked at me a small smile on her face, "That was pretty deep."
"Why thank you... That's about as deep as i get for being a kiddie pool." I smirked at her. She smiled again, but then it disappeared.
"Yeah... But what about you? You have your period still... right?" She asked me. I groaned.
"Yeah. It sucks... Every twenty fourth of the month... usually at night... So what?" I asked her.
"So what? You can have children. You can keep you're pack going. All of your girls can keep your pack going... So why can't I?" She asked me, and I looked at her with raised eyebrows.
"Do I look like Dr. Cullen? How should I know... Maybe God just didn't like your uterus..." I said to her with a smirk. She rolled her eyes and shoved my shoulder a little.
"So... What are you trying to say? Are you okay with me keeping the line going with you're brother? Because if you were thinking about that... then that's a little creepy." I said to her.
"If you even think about screwing my brother I will tear you to pieces." She told me seriously. I held my hands up.
"Wasn't planning on it any time soon..." I said to her and she nodded. It was quiet for a few seconds and I looked out on the water again.
"How do you keep up with it?" Leah asked suddenly.
"How do I keep up with what?" I asked her back.
"Life. Your pack. Not going insane." She smiled at me and I chuckled.
"I don't have a fucking clue. My life isn't one big ball of sunshine like I might have you believing," I gave her a cheeky smile, "And as for the girls, most of the time they can take care of themselves. I'm just the motherly, annoying figure in their lives. And you don't really know it, but I already am insane. I just hide it with so much of this razzle dazzle that you can't tell." I stood up on the rock and smiled at her largely while wiggling my hands.
"Jazz hands? Wow... That's really sad." Leah laughed at me.
"I don't care. Put on a happy face, and they'll never ask how you're feeling." I said to her and jumped back onto the shore.
"I know how that goes. I have for the past three years of my life." She said to me and joined me on land.
"How old are you?" I asked slowly.
"Twenty one. Seth is eighteen." She told me with a small smile. I nodded.
"I sort of guessed that... so, you want to head back? I don't want the girls to get to comfortable with the vampires..." I smirked at Leah.
"Yeah, I know what that's like to. My brother is like BFFs with Edward. And Jacob imprinted on Renesmee, so I'm suffocating in vampire stink basically everyday of my life..." She said to me and I laughed.
"So you don't like any of the vamps?" I asked her, I wasn't in love with any of them myself, but they were tolerable.
"It's not that I don't like them. They are nice as hell. Sometimes it scares me how polite they are... but it's just all the secrets and danger that their presence brings. And they smell like crap all the time." She said to me with a smirk.
"Danger?" I asked her. She nodded and we walked into the forest again.
"Have you ever heard of the Volturi?" She asked me curiously.
"Who in hell are they?" I asked slowly.
"They are basically this band of insane vampires that eat human blood and live in Italy. They are super powerful, and they watch over the entire world of vampires. They make sure that no one steps out of line. And if they do, they take care of it. A few years back we had a few problems with them in Forks. But that's Bella's story... That girl was like a walking bomb of bad luck. I swear..." She said thoughtfully.
"Wait... Bella used to be a human?" I asked slowly.
"All vampires were... but Bella is the most recent. If you ask her I'll bet she'll tell you her story. But you probably won't even have to ask, Edward will read your mind and then he'll tell her." She said with a roll of your eyes.
"Yeah, I'll admit that the whole mind reading thing is freaking annoying.... but don't you think he's flipping gorgeous?" I asked her.
"Hell yeah." She smirked at me and we both laughed. I thought about Edward, and tried to imagine him without a shirt, but I couldn't. The only image was Seth, without his shirt on. And... damn... it was a sexy one...
"So how has he not picked up on the fact that you think that he's hot for so long? He got that out of me like... The second day I saw him." I asked her and she smirked at me.
"I just give them a little razzle dazzle." She said to me and gave me her best jazz hands. We both started laughing, then looked away as each other stripped down and phased. Then we started running back towards the Diamond's home.
It was only then did I realized that I hadn't felt any physical pain from being apart from Seth... I was going to kill that little eavesdropper... Well... I would hurt him.... Actually... You know what, I'm just going to give him a stern talking to. God! This whole imprinting thing is hard to adjust to my normally violent lifestyle...
Ahahahahaha! Seth is an eavesdropper... hahahaha......... Ohhhhhhhhhh that's a good one... anyway.. Awww! Leah and Jetta had a little heart to heart thing... with period talk... and babies... whatever... still a heart to hear... haha... yeah, please review and tell me whatcha think. =) Loves you alls! (yes i did add random S's to those words... I don't care.) =P toodles! -Mooch
